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I am small and neutral, like Switzerland

[Aseaheru]

i'll join you on thatone

[Ruhn]

Happy Monday!  I think I will make a try.
Not very good as sS as at ASC cii style of the visual graphiscs pack.
my space kepytbeoard is a problems today.

okay, so i ams going s with some things called this "DARAGON BREW" from New Holland company.
10% Ale made from dtar DRAGON parts ^_^
had. avd. have not eaten since lunch, so it's effectsass are super fee efrfesective!

Drinking Log:
7PM : started with warmp up.
8:15 PM: Decided to drink hard so i can get to work tomorrow, bbegan to download save game.

NMy During my voite as presidental overseear, I will"
1- Make this a Dwrarf Fortress!! (empahsiss on the forrteress part) (we will have defencews by the end of the year no lies)
2- um, have good food and boze / drink production capabiilities.
3- OLots of bedrooms for our good citizens, so they can be happy and prostper in the future of this promisiongs city!
45- lo.l. okokokok we will draft most/all of the population in to the militaryu.  "even though we learned long a ogo that women can dit onese swords, we will larearn how to fight with them tooo!" (lotr qouote from guenavear blonedede chick")

yaes, i don't use b ackspace like the dtrue dwardsfs of lejund.

[rcmgames]

Happy Monday!  I think I will make a try.
Not very good as sS as at ASC cii style of the visual graphiscs pack.
my space kepytbeoard is a problems today.

okay, so i ams going s with some things called this "DARAGON BREW" from New Holland company.
10% Ale made from dtar DRAGON parts ^_^
had. avd. have not eaten since lunch, so it's effectsass are super fee efrfesective!

Drinking Log:
7PM : started with warmp up.
8:15 PM: Decided to drink hard so i can get to work tomorrow, bbegan to download save game.

NMy During my voite as presidental overseear, I will"
1- Make this a Dwrarf Fortress!! (empahsiss on the forrteress part) (we will have defencews by the end of the year no lies)
2- um, have good food and boze / drink production capabiilities.
3- OLots of bedrooms for our good citizens, so they can be happy and prostper in the future of this promisiongs city!
45- lo.l. okokokok we will draft most/all of the population in to the militaryu.  "even though we learned long a ogo that women can dit onese swords, we will larearn how to fight with them tooo!" (lotr qouote from guenavear blonedede chick")

yaes, i don't use b ackspace like the dtrue dwardsfs of lejund.

Woo! This sounds good!

[Ruhn]

Iojk: um it is 8:30 had to pet the neighobor 's dobg “scamp” because he was worried by my dadmad cscreaming when filluiings up next beer.

Created an nice news save game document so I can dkeep track of the progress from playin DRUNK FORTRESSS!!!!

Hit “Create new world” ::)( “(

So the first thing I see is the partial skieleton of smos moaney of outr beloved friends sitting  sin some forsaken stockpiels! This will not be tolerates dos oI ssss maske some coffins and the crypt buildings.  Spell ckeck is helping me out in my word processor as I etrtsakse notes and screensohots, please don't be offended my dwarf borths and sis's.

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Wtf's? Snow and ice an dpiebbels ias on the onutsicde aoff the fort.  <Msigh?> at least is tis not magma sm oke burning the work.lds.  I am happy to see trees for us to chop down.

I think the stairway for a wall mistakes.

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It will be hard to play entire year for this fortresss, but we must be a team!
Shuit, I d'on'ts like my ghraphiscs pack with this game, everyone looks like a dead mummy.

I found a thoghost living in the ice, don't think he whsoulbs be there.

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Qworow! We have 72 people (fdrwarfs)
Most are not in military yet v_v

wow, we have a shit tons of tables and shocks!

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We cfound a cavern at 75, but nothing after that so far.

I found som d foarm plot outside, but not sure ywhy yet?

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9:00 my beer got empty, not ffline so well.

Clover Magic seems to have lhalf the jobs!  We need to pitch in and help our.
I think Peregar III is desd, can't fing in the Militial cam=padn jobs mneu.
So, tZXsandtea III is going to be captain instead.  Congrad!

Never have I experienced this level of drunkensesdddness, since college.

From what Is eeseee, se need some metal armor.
25 <Moondytonre”: hrh yhidnhdsf stfr nrinh setui[p.

ZI got an office for Clover Magic (hour hero) so esehaeradse ewwasel maeke the jobe orders happen.
It is about time to make mayselaf a fdwardf.
The preople I thought wer edeatd, are actually cjust childrens.

Iok! Founds a ranger, he can bambush and make NiNja attack on enemuy.
Thri'sps worman corpse is causing some problems.

Then, I made myself the Shrerfilff.
It is 11th of Opal.

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Siomeone diesd, probably from anrgyr ghosts that wont's lieave us alone.
I'm trying rom madk some coffins, raaelasyy hard.  Pelase bear  wtiht me.

We seem t o  havee plentyh of mechanicms for use.

It looks like I have a WIFE ! Now way! Oh hwppy day

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keep good care of this Zuglzr girl plz.

WtF? What do I do?

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We have so many strya animals, it is not even fair to me.
Who knows if I scan sucrivive and ruedturn to work tomorrow?>

tyesa ase yes,s I made it up statisrss stsa toag.
I am the son of a MARINE!! this beer will NOT fdefeat me.

(more to come, and the screen shot if I learn how to post)

[Clover Magic]

I approve of this drunken display.

[Ruhn]

I forgot how to assign barracks :)(

We have had 3 or 4 births so far, good job to my precvious oversears.
Oh!  11PM bogotaa make this happen.

Way too drunk, vomit but not enough to continue.
I tried, not rsures how far I got.  Here is the saver.
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=6991

[Scelly9]

Ruhn drunkedness level: .7 Clover Magic

[Wrex]

Where would I be on that scale?

[Lord Inquisitor]

Well, LI.  Let's just say we know which porn you look at.

eh, what?

[Bobnova]

Where would I be on that scale?

The scale can't show quantum drunkenness.

I enjoyed that turn, lol.
How're the defenses?

[Yoink]

25 <Moondytonre”: hrh yhidnhdsf stfr nrinh setui[p.

...

The preople I thought wer edeatd, are actually cjust childrens.

Iok! Founds a ranger, he can bambush and make NiNja attack on enemuy.

I... See.

[Kamin]

Little did I know when making this game that I was creating a monster. My oh my.

It seems to me that, although I was pretty drunk, I maintained my drunkenness a bit better than most. I think I've had the most legible typing of all! Now if only I can get my slimy coxae on some alcohol for a turn soon...

Post Screenshot Update Edit: Holy shit. Look at all of those tables.

[Ruhn]

Where would I be on that scale?

The scale can't show quantum drunkenness.

I enjoyed that turn, lol.
How're the defenses?

Well a couple wall sections got built, and I remember channeling a moat for the drawbridge.  Not sure if any lever is hooked up for them.
I made a spot inside for archers, but don't know if fortifications were added for them to shoot through.
I started to make a spot for a tower outside, but I was in bad shape by then.  we could have a second entrance now.
The dead body problem had me sidetracked, and I was trying to figure out if our well actually goes to water.

Lots of people were looking thirsty, whoever takes over should bring extra drinks for our dwarfs to have.
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I should have ate some snacks once my buzz was strong, the 4th dragon beer laid me out flat.

[Bobnova]

lol
The dead body problem sidetracked me on my turn too. Went from kickstarting the magma-powered-metal/ceramic business to building/filling coffin after coffin after coffin.

[Scruffy]

I suppose that I am in a suitable condition for another year of drunken fortress. (The fact that I had to redone my entire post in order to get rid of the typos should be proof enough)
I just visited 10 bars, drank 17 drinks (some shots, mostly tall drinks) as a part of a student event and walk about 5km to get back home.

Edit: too drunk. somoeone else do it. And redowrf me.