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[rcmgames]

Aw I feel like u sound like I was like - fuck you - when i wasn't. And yes, you throwing shit at me would be so much more helpful than looking ast herse dying dwarves

[Kamin]

Aw I feel like u sound like I was like - fuck you - when i wasn't. And yes, you throwing shit at me would be so much more helpful than looking ast herse dying dwarves

Wut.   

Haha, I don't really know what you're saying, but I was in no way offended by anything you've said or done. Like, ever. So... Play on, playa 

[Wrex]

Now would be the time for heavy to exclaim "All of you are DEAD!"

[rcmgames]

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Ah fuck

I know you Clover and your sedigns! At least i can manage for the begining.

here doi it
No mabager? officecs?> YEs I will oytfit you.

fuck the goddamn theives they are gon aget iti swear

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hahaj clover ,made ytracks what does he tink hwe are gonna do with this shit. I lobe you tho tinking smart my friend, smart!!!

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shit cvlouds of mist are what, gonna kill us and stff wtf seriousl ewtf man. i think u r powerless. for now

Im gonna punch masonwho dont make a damn table we need tat to do stuff son WTF JUSTMAKE IT!

lol we made a leve and make the bridge of theoutisde go up. bitches missed hthe memo LOLZ
noooo nooo worng wron. u find out levers for urself, FUN!

new beer bc  this dpnt kake shit sense

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i guess he is dead. sorries from me.

oh shit when did we get 46 dwarfves?? um wtf

no nno no dont die guys
we might die

Carley Rae jepsen will not hekp u havce a superior fortress. Lisent to if youn want to fail;

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i dont remebe dsignating walls as staurs? did i have a reason? idk,,,
'
yay find caverns and have fun kids!

guys ide liek they want to leave us

i thinke=they hve a legit sense of LIFE -> leave u u might live...

fuck dde wants to leave us, haha where is he gonna go/ the goddamn wodds? i suck at motivating...

(tell them there is machine that ives them boose like alln  the time and u knwo us dwarvs we love machinces bringn him back...

God let mty turn end, some guy made an artifact, guess  whatno ne w cares hahahaha. fuck our lives

nooomn thw ducks have come to tak e  ou wealth

i Blew myb face up. I deserve it.

omg nooo.

 come here of u want it
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=6983

EDIT: That was way worse than I thought it would be to organize and make screenshots. Drunk me sucks.

[Wrex]

nooomn thw ducks have come to tak e  ou wealth

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[Yoink]

[Kamin]

I feel so empty without screenshots... They're so much easier to decipher than drunken typing 

[rcmgames]

Ok updated with screenshots tho it doestn help haha. FML

[Trif]

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i dont remebe dsignating walls as staurs? did i have a reason? idk,,,
'
yay find caverns and have fun kids!

Once again, hilarious.
I miss the drinking updates, though. Do you remember what and how much of it you drank?

[rcmgames]

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i dont remebe dsignating walls as staurs? did i have a reason? idk,,,
'
yay find caverns and have fun kids!

Once again, hilarious.
I miss the drinking updates, though. Do you remember what and how much of it you drank?

All I know is by the end of the night I had 10 shots worth of vodka and 3 beers... I probably stopped drinking halfway through the year bc I just wanted it to end........

[Bobnova]

Lol, welcome to Drunk Fortress!

Any test subjects for that mist?

[Clover Magic]

Haha, I wouldn't try testing it.  If it thralls/husks, we are so dead.

I can't even tell what's happening by that post.  Bravo XD

[Bobnova]

I think my favorite is:

Carley Rae jepsen will not hekp u havce a superior fortress. Lisent to if youn want to fail;

The really funny part IMO is that rcmgames's turn wasn't the least coherent by any means.
Well played, rcmgames

[Wrex]

So, was the clovers the least coherent?

[Bobnova]

No that'd be your second report Wrex. Largely because your report ends in Hematite or so.
rcm is fairly close though.