Took e4nmtirely roo long to realize minors weren;'t digging because forgot to enable labors ):
So drunk gaiizzz
wut
Grasshopp[er peoopel!!
Everythting tahwaed!!
YOU CAN":T BUILD A WALL WHILE STANDING ON IT DUMBASS
Rain!
Kamin is expiedityin leader. Fiting./
I DON"T WNAT TO DRUNK IT MBUT I M UST. +1 shiot
Tetrahedrite, praise hte miners! BTW Bobnova and Xana now miners.
Oh god so nasty noi more plase but must stay drunk. Fucj it marshmallow vodka it is.
Orhtolcasee verywhere/.
That's eit everyone mason. BUILD ME MNY WALL.
Making farms ot flood since they ended up in sgale. What cvan go wrong?
IM AM MINCECARTY QUEEN
Tortelinni! Shrimp ar edisgusting buyt gone now. Dorfs workinh.
Fairieresssss
+1 shiot. THink I ate a shrimp. ):
FOudn another shrimp. ):
dorfs building a wall!
THE SHRIMP LOOK LIKE THE TORTELINI!!!!! IT"S A CONSDPIRACY!!!!
It is now summerMussels!!! NOPthing interesint gi shappening. +1 shot
Why is everyone wansdering off into the wild ):
MIGRANTS!
Migrnsat armorer who like sadamatyine. Use her!
Dorfed Scruffy, misko, and Peregar
Oh and Siquo too
OH GOD ZOMBIES
We are victyorious!!! Bobnova Kamin and Scruffy are dead though. ):
Edit: Make that Maximum Zero II too. Suffoctaed. ):
Wrex keeps trying to throw tantrums byt he's unconscious.
It's okay misko is saving him
+1 shot people dead ):
Peregar went pmissing. Found him in river ded. Oops.
Still like 9 dorfs left thoughj sow e'r eopkay. Lots of unhappiness though.
Wyrm is beatuing the shit out of a horse.
Insanity is happewning. ):
Oh look a mon snail. First time seeing one!
Yay!
Geeting kinda boring. +1 shot.
EVeryone is no longer unhappy thougH!!! Sadl;y Wrex went melancholy and diead nad Wyrm is beserk. But he';s ouytside chasing grasshoppe rmen so that's okay for now, hopefully eh'll die soon.
MIGRANTS!!! Not all is lost!!
Wyrm now in drying-up stream, Just chiliing down there, is good.
The cavarawn has arrived! Also Wyrm finally died so outside is safe again.
WInter is upon us. I made it!! +1 shoty.
Capybarasssss
Tradied dead dorf's stuff for lots of food and booze.
Peregar is ghost. Just chilling infrozen river. Lawel.
THigns are going /. Midwintyer onw.
Merchants really wnat large gems next ytear. Us emy dforf to cut gems!!
I ahte thrips
So tird ):
Immigrnat child gre up!! Engrave stone nao.
I'm listening to some really aweomse music!
No more vodka tonigth, feeling sick.
SPring has arrived!!!!
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Allr ight, her'es save. Sleeping now. Will upload pics wher eit says sao tomorrow. Night!
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