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[Wrex]

You know, if clover has been drinking hard for a prolonged period, She -may- suffer a bout of delierium tremens.

[Bobnova]

Clover seems like she has her excrement together to me.
A seasoned professional, as it were.

Anywya, I'm live at http://livestream.com/novaworks for the time being.
The time being until my friend shows yp to give me a ride to disc goldf.
Call it a test.
In any case, turn begins now.

[arclance]

@ Bobnova
From the specs you posted I was not worried about you capturing the stream, just uploading it.
You need a decent amount of bandwidth to stream live, more than you would think.
I know where I live upload speeds are not very good so I though I would ask about it.

it was just a terrible blur.

Yeah, that tends to happen when your turn comes.

That stream was so bad it looked like it would if you were very drunk.
I was sober.

Does this forum even care about double/teriple/quad posting?

I think so, but I think it's allowed for specific occasions, and this is one
Too bad that I really need my sleep tonight, and won't be able to follow your livestream. In any case: good luck!

I think they should be avoided here but I have not seen it strongly enforced.
As long as it is your turn and you don't make a bunch of small posts it should not be a problem.
Double and triple posts seem to be fairly common, more than that is probably not a good thing to do.

[arclance]

Anywya, I'm live at http://livestream.com/novaworks for the time being.
The time being until my friend shows yp to give me a ride to disc goldf.
Call it a test.
In any case, turn begins now.

You might want to turn the quality up a little bit if you can.
It is not unintelligible but it is pretty blurry right now.
I can tell where the walls are though so it is better than the last Dwarf Fortress livestream I saw.

[Mr Space Cat]

Oh man, Clover, your turns were beautifully written, like a drunken angel.

This fort is glorious, hilarious, and gloriously hilarious. It also bleeds booze, and undulates spasmodically.

[Bobnova]

Back from disc golf. Need to wash the course off of me and take a few more shots, then more DF is the plan.

EDIT(6:01pm pacific): Two shots down. Not drunk enough (again) yet.
Re-upping the drunk level can be tough. I'ma go take another shot.

eDI:R(6:45pm pacific) make that four. Still not drunk enough. Going to go take another.
This wsill happen. partly because I absolutely (&@#%* love the concept of Drunk Fortress (brilliant! Seriously) , and partly beacuse it has official authorization from Fiance.
I don't exactly need that, but it does mean that I'll collect less excrement for doing it.
Leaving now to go take another shot. Or auf duetsch, "doch, noch ein mal!"

eDITL:
Not entirely certain how many shots since disc golf. SSeven I nthink?
zViking Fjord bottle is dead, sadly, It i not more. It has ceased to be.
hence, DDF (Drunk Dwaorf Fortress) commences.
It can be witneesseed at the previously menionef ilnk. NO link will be provided hre as I dont think I couod type iyt.
Also, there will probably not be any sound, fgeel free to atte,pt yto chat to mr, tohg.
I'lll try to rypr it: livestream.com/novaworks
I think I got it.
Further uodates as events, and/or ,omkeys. warramt/

[Kamin]

Much has happened in my absence! I am happy. I love you drunken jagaloons. I really do. This is amazing.

I love the idea of streaming, but doubt it'll work well (I went and checked and nothing was going on, either). However, it's possible that those inclined can take video of their year and drunken ramblings... It'd probably be pretty damned entertaining. Regardless, I love how it's going now.

I personally don't savor the idea of having tons of posts, be it a double or a triple or a what-have-you. If possible, updates should be done in one post. Extra posts discouraged; just edit your last post. I'd like to keep this thread as tidy as dwarvenly possible for easy browsing 

I love you beautiful bastards.

[Bobnova]

OoooOOoOoooOO a new post/.
I'm taking my turn.
Update when finished.
Feel free to attempt to warch at livestream.com/novaworks
Sound is questionable, it wont inludfe m,e an may inlude bad trance.

EDIT:
Ok so timeline, there're the above drinks.
Tjhen.... I don't realy rememner, but another 4-7 orso. I killed the botrtle.
Poor Viking Fjord 
Is dead.
Tragic.
Tjhankdfully I still have another couple hots worth of Titos.
After that it's beer.
**** beer.

[Lord Inquisitor]

You know, if clover has been drinking hard for a prolonged period, She -may- suffer a bout of delierium tremens.

delirium tremens very nice, if hard to get here, beer.
you can also get it as soap

[Scelly9]

LI, I swear you are the most spambotty-like person ever.

[Kamin]

This livestream is actually really high res. I'm impressed.

Bobnova's Quote of the Livestream

Kamin: That tomb is so fucking ghetto, hahaha
Bobnova: yeeaaaahhhh
Bobnova: dwarves respect teir anscestors right?
Bobnova: god reaosn to have 'em right int he dining room

[Lord Inquisitor]

spot, jump, post

.|.. SpamBots the lot of you ..|.

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& I get fecking ninjed

[Bobnova]

Shit oh dear. I go into this with one (1) goal; Get all the corpses into coffins.
I fail.
This is impressive.

here's the log, I'll add pictures in the morning, rightn now I need sleep. And proabbaly food. And water.
saVE in the morning too. Btout eight hours from now, depressingly enough. That's saddening.
(Morning edit: Added pictures and put everything in spoiler tags)
Anyway, the log:

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''
DDF notes~!


14t Granite:
WTF is a duck doing on the stauirs?>
I shoudbe on egg box or in small pieces being eaten.
WE GAVED NBI VOOZE! NONE! HRIWS IS FUCKED!



18th Granite;
Figured out white lever raises drawbrdiged, this is crucial.
Note really sure what is going on.
Should probably write intro, gettting on that ASAP!
Need to figure out wtf deawd is, first/ Who are you, Bobnova?
found me! Not sure what Um doing, but wtf?
I'm greene, and a gem setter. Go me!



22nd Granite:
Have appointed self as Excpietiditon leader. noboy else makes sense. I'm giving orders.
Jhave build office and dining roo.
Need a bed fr bedrooroom.




24rd granite.
Assiend bed to ew bedroom.
Attempting to find sand to kickstart Glass industry. i loves e soem greenn gglass.
Taken shitn from Fiance about killing Viking Fjord bottle. She does not suspect plan to kill Titos  ottle. Is

secret <__<

25th granite:
There's a volcano around here somewhat. It's the answer to all my proleems.
lacking sand, which I lack, a clay industry will start!
N ot that I've ever anaged a c;ay inmdustry.
Wrecs is our new blacjsmith / anthing to do with metalsmith.



4th Slate:
We have many farms.
We have no crop assigned. This will cjhange.
I ope we hae seds.

2nd Felsite:
Somrhing gave birth t kittens. I'm assuming it was a cat.
We got migrants. like 20 of em. hould be able to makr something happen.


13th Felsite:
Not entirely certain wait my plan was for magma-powered things,. pressing on anwau


15yh Felsite:
An elven carvan!@
Loadedwith wood and a bunch fo crap nondoub.


19th Felsinte:
Atteignd 50%of dorfs to smoothston stone.
SMOOTH yoz ARDSD~

2nd hematuite:
Magma flows to new Magma Powered Stuff level!


7th felsite wow do miners move slow. "IM'A MINE ONE TILE THEN GO GET A DRUINK AND SLEEEEEP!"



20t  Feslsite:
Some dipshit withdraws fofmr society. npt tha we have a society.


12th Hematiet:
CAVE CRO IN THE MAIN STAIRWAY! CRAP!



14th henative:
Cave croc stil rampaging.
Odered many coffins.

18th hematite:
Killed ave croc.

1dst Malachite:
A gremlin! note sure etf we're gonna do.
Magma powered forge/furnace about set.


4th Malachite:
More migratnst!
Also, sometihg rotting at 1t level


5th Malachite:
Somwon died, their crpse stonkks.
zyimr to make coffins.





8th malachiteL
Another corpse? WF?
makin coffins. Claearly we nee dmore.


17th Malachite:
Cioffins made.
ionstalling dead dorfs



20th alachiteL
magma smaleted claims no magama. bullshit.


28th Nalachite:
Discered Bobnova is daed.
hail Bonbov!


1st Galenda
Somweone died of thirst.
This is not promosing


1th Galena:
Where the hell are all these corpses coming rom?


13th Galena!
Aca ravan!
I'll steal ALL THE THINGS


17th Galena:
DAMN YOU mERCHANS! YOY HAVE BROUGHT THR GOBLINS! CRAP!

20th Galnea:
Slammed drawbirdge shut.
ANother abush has occurrred.
,erhacants are shut into fortress. Going to stal all their things/
Humans doens;t want to trade. prolly aus I still all the things.

26th Glena:
Clocer has prosduced a baby. it shal be aned baby.



2nd limestone:
Sdigging more food starors. Slaughtering useless animals


5th Limestone:
Someone ursupred my amaner position. Fuck them,
Digging offices for the sober dde.

10th Limestone:
Ther's a troglyodute around hrere soemwhere casing isues. I cannot ifnd i.

12th limesdtone:
Gasve prderes tp floor off the caverns. Scew that crap.

17th imestone:
Killed troglodte I think

20th Limstone:
A grimlin! Kill it!

3d Sandstone:
Trying to get all the corpses buried
Note sure if I'm making headway or not.


10th sandstone:
Some dorf made a ring out of wodo. Je ghad have to die. Suspect is evosh sympathsizer


17th sandstone:
Stinkeh in trade edpot ID'd as rteofgloyte corpse/
Extra refuyse pile crwearwd

24th sandstoneL
More migrants/ Someone thougbthat coming here was a good idea/.  Weird.
Mining in a random manor looking for metlas.


8th Timer:
Comissioned 10 copper hammers for the Troops.

10th timer:
Shithead ghost topp;ed a coffin. Might have been the coffing HIS OWN BLOODY CORPSE was aobut to be installed in.

What a bardeted.




17th Timber;
Dwarvern caraan was brave enough to stop here. The fools!
Not reallt surwe hats going on, but we lack in trade goods.
I'll figure something out here.
Stone muigs, mayhap.




209th TimberL
orred the slaughter of the Monekys.
I hve' had quite enough of them on the roof

6th: I build 03458923 damned coffisn and MIASMA shows iup on the main leel? WTF dorfs!?


8th moonstone:
Designated a cor[se sotckpile out ront. This has gone on TOO LONG.

18th Moonstone:
Dug out a new buriual chamber for the half million corpses. Smooothing itnnow

22nd Moonstone:
Crap, fogot to trade with dorf caraavan.
Going o slam drawbridge hut in the hopes in breaks waon.

5th opal:
There are a truly amazing number if corpses. I've build a ton of coffins and still they're insta-full with cirpes

still ying on the ground iut front. Amazing.

17th opal
Dug another bed chamber, ran outta room for beds in the amin hall. All space was fille d by coffins. Who wants to

sleep nex tt offins, anyway?

2nd obsidian:
STILL MOAR COFInS, STILL MORE CORPSES! (#@&%*

11h Obsidian:
Eldrich dirnk has die dof infection. How infection wa infected we ma never know.




14th ObsidianL
An ambush! Close he bridge!
Alaert the Mainea`!



1st Granite: Thank hevens, this is omeone elses prob;rm now!"

There're 23 screencaps to get interspersed there, but thats a sober task.


EDIT:
Pictures added.
Save is here: http://epic-hw.com/pics/DDF/DrunkFortress.zip

[Xantalos]

...I don't know what just happened. It sounds like some stuff happened...

[Wrex]

Fun fact: the drawbridge is useless since there are a couple ramps in the back that are unflattened.