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[Wrex]

Lol, I don't know if I even got dwarfed at all... If I didn't, could I be dwarfed as "Talvi", as previously requested? (Yes, I realize I run the risk of being double-dwarfed now.)

Only if we have a Cavi to assign as your pet.

[Wrex]

I took a look at the fortress. Sober. What is this. This is the worst fortress ever. Worse than boatmurdered.

[Bobnova]

It'll make more sense drunk.
Take some shots.

[Scruffy]

Typical. I'm drunk yet it is not my turn. What a waste.

[Kamin]

Typical. I'm drunk yet it is not my turn. What a waste.

Depending on when Wrex finishes his turn today, you might still be drunk come posting 

[GreatWyrmGold]

I took a look at the fortress. Sober. What is this. This is the worst fortress ever. Worse than boatmurdered.

Since Boatmurdered was made while sober, and not intended to destroy itself.
Compare it to the StNPO forts.

[NAV]

too young to drink. and too much school to not sleep.
please dorf me!!!
maybe i will start another fort like this in a few years for all us young people.

[Wrex]

Tonight, I will be drinking the FOur horsemen: Jim Jack Johnnie and Jameson. Let's get this started right!

3:40- started mixing six shots. finished 3:55.

Dear god that is a shittone of whisky.

3:57: Downed a gul[ of bailey's to cap it off. yum.

so lets see that trianwerk Kamin built.


Half the fucking fort is built above groun. This place, looks like a nightmaresh hellhole that can only rmeind me of the greatest shitfuckings in DF history. Esverything is covered in blood. there are thirty difffrent entrances. we have six military dwarves. Everything is stockpiled outside. There is a named magma crab in our lava pipe. Welcome to fucking Drunk fortress, where everything is on fire. I can only nimagine the shit going through their heads as migrants walk up to this place. Everything is done wrong! wher is our trap corroder? Boatmurdered has a fucking trap corrodor! Are they nto good enough for ya, jackwads!?


So, my first concern is defense. And a tomb,. sexy sexy tomb. A tomb that makes you all jelly. I order forty traing spears made.  And I take a shot for being a pussh and using danger rooms. We have no fucking armour anywhere. We have no proper defenses. we are fucked.

4:04- Took another shot. Because fey mood!

Expanded the smelters. Got the mayor the fuck out of my room.


4:27 Took another shot. Obsidian swords are fucking useless. Making them glass sharp now. glances off skin way too much.


 Vampire. Fuck him. 4:42 takngi a sht. FOund the bugger. How do you like filling my magma tomb, huh punk? I hope you enjoy that magma shower. Guy went insane. Stark raving.


SHIIIIIIITTTTTT MEGA SIEGE OH MY GAWD WE ARE SO FUCKED THERE ARE LIKE FIFTY OF THEM. Updating after we die. Also will post pictures later maybe tomorrow.,

[Jervill]

Don't give up!  Lure them near the volcano, like I did and watch them burn to death (along with the militia)!
Hey, we have some traps near the entrance.

[Wrex]

We are all dead. All of us. MZ has his arms ripped off and was beat to death with them. Kamin's axe could not penetrate ogre clooathing and they ate him. Obsidian+ Was sinply not good enough. Should I savescum?

[GreatWyrmGold]

No, let the next player reclaim. While both drunk AND wearing an eyepatch over one eye!

[Talvieno]

I'm all for savescumming. That was beautiful, and I'd hate for Wrex to lose his turn so early on. I lol'd so hard. Not much makes me laugh, but reading that did.

[Bobnova]

I'm for savescumming as long as Wrex is still drunk

[Kamin]

I'm alright with a savescum using Jervill's last save. Some people might prefer a reclaim, though, so I'll throw up a poll. Up to whoever is drunk next, I suppose!

[Wrex]

Yeah, I'm still drunk.