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Author Topic: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [We Hath Become Death, the Destroyers of Worlds]  (Read 1239156 times)

Aklyon

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year Three... Completed?]
« Reply #660 on: October 05, 2012, 11:16:14 pm »
Clover, you are best at being interesting, I'd say. But Wrex, Wrexer of forts, is best at showing off how much sense DF can mak while drunk.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year Three... Completed?]
« Reply #661 on: October 05, 2012, 11:23:12 pm »
Good news! The accursed Mist cloud is harmless!


Bad news everyone is nearly dead. Or a zombie. I think Xantos's limbs got their own nicknames.
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Quote from: kaijyuu on September 25, 2012, 08:30:18 pm
Mr Wrex, please do not eat my liver.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year Three... Completed?]
« Reply #662 on: October 05, 2012, 11:24:31 pm »
Wow.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year Three... Completed?]
« Reply #663 on: October 05, 2012, 11:25:17 pm »
Quote from: Wrex on October 05, 2012, 11:23:12 pm
Good news! The accursed Mist cloud is harmless!


Bad news everyone is nearly dead. Or a zombie. I think Xantos's limbs got their own nicknames.
Do any remain?
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year Three... Completed?]
« Reply #664 on: October 05, 2012, 11:28:07 pm »
Quote from: Wrex on October 05, 2012, 11:23:12 pm
Good news! The accursed Mist cloud is harmless!


Bad news everyone is nearly dead. Or a zombie. I think Xantos's limbs got their own nicknames.
Quoted? Absolutely.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year Three... Completed?]
« Reply #665 on: October 05, 2012, 11:31:33 pm »
Quote from: misko27 on October 05, 2012, 11:25:17 pm
Quote from: Wrex on October 05, 2012, 11:23:12 pm
Good news! The accursed Mist cloud is harmless!


Bad news everyone is nearly dead. Or a zombie. I think Xantos's limbs got their own nicknames.
Do any remain?

Well, see the zombie crows decended and ripped people to pieces, then the pieces animated.


And I remeber what I did in my drunken stupor to try to purge the fort of zombies: Vent the ocean. Screenshots have been put up.

And I misspelled Xantalos as Xantos. Damnit.
« Last Edit: October 05, 2012, 11:34:52 pm by Wrex »
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Aklyon

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year Four... Re-Wrexed]
« Reply #666 on: October 05, 2012, 11:35:02 pm »
WREX, Wielder of liquid doom.

Now you just need an exploding booze hallway and you'll have killed drunk fort with all three major liquids ;D
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year Four... Re-Wrexed]
« Reply #667 on: October 05, 2012, 11:39:58 pm »
Well, those screenshots make the surrounding text a hell of a lot more understandable. Did you even play the whole year through?  :P
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« Reply #668 on: October 05, 2012, 11:40:35 pm »
Quote from: Kamin on October 05, 2012, 11:39:58 pm
Well, those screenshots make the surrounding text a hell of a lot more understandable. Did you even play the whole year through?  :P

I got to summer this year!
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Quote from: kaijyuu on September 25, 2012, 08:30:18 pm
Mr Wrex, please do not eat my liver.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year Three... Completed?]
« Reply #669 on: October 05, 2012, 11:53:08 pm »
Quote from: Wrex on October 05, 2012, 11:23:12 pm
Good news! The accursed Mist cloud is harmless!


Bad news everyone is nearly dead. Or a zombie. I think Xantos's limbs got their own nicknames.
According to my sources, I killed at least 10 dwarves with my severed limbs. Go me!
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XANTALOS, THE KARATEBOMINATION
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((The Xantalos Die: [1, 1, 1, 6, 6, 6]))

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year Four... Re-Wrexed]
« Reply #670 on: October 05, 2012, 11:59:57 pm »
Quote from: Xantalos on October 05, 2012, 11:53:08 pm
Quote from: Wrex on October 05, 2012, 11:23:12 pm
Good news! The accursed Mist cloud is harmless!


Bad news everyone is nearly dead. Or a zombie. I think Xantos's limbs got their own nicknames.
According to my sources, I killed at least 10 dwarves with my severed limbs. Go me!

Your intestines strangled someone, IIRC (And I probably don't)
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Quote from: kaijyuu on September 25, 2012, 08:30:18 pm
Mr Wrex, please do not eat my liver.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year Four... Re-Wrexed]
« Reply #671 on: October 06, 2012, 12:03:12 am »
Quote from: Wrex on October 05, 2012, 11:59:57 pm
Quote from: Xantalos on October 05, 2012, 11:53:08 pm
Quote from: Wrex on October 05, 2012, 11:23:12 pm
Good news! The accursed Mist cloud is harmless!


Bad news everyone is nearly dead. Or a zombie. I think Xantos's limbs got their own nicknames.
According to my sources, I killed at least 10 dwarves with my severed limbs. Go me!

Your intestines strangled someone, IIRC (And I probably don't)
What does IIRC mean? Also, the fact that my intestines strangled someone makes me wonder if we could take up the process of sending out a suicidal dorf to die in an evil area, then let the body parts do the fighting.
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XANTALOS, THE KARATEBOMINATION
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((The Xantalos Die: [1, 1, 1, 6, 6, 6]))

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year Four... Re-Wrexed]
« Reply #672 on: October 06, 2012, 12:05:41 am »
If I remember correctly.


I think the only thing puncturing the ocean did was knock your unholy cyclone of body parts into the caverns.
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Quote from: kaijyuu on September 25, 2012, 08:30:18 pm
Mr Wrex, please do not eat my liver.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year Four... Re-Wrexed]
« Reply #673 on: October 06, 2012, 12:06:45 am »
Waitwaitwait, the ocean was punctured? DAAAAMN.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year Four... Re-Wrexed]
« Reply #674 on: October 06, 2012, 12:07:46 am »
Oh yeah, check the last screenie.  I drained the fucking Ocean to put you down for good.
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Quote from: kaijyuu on September 25, 2012, 08:30:18 pm
Mr Wrex, please do not eat my liver.
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