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https://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=16493Okay. I have finished. My liver doesn't hurt any more than it did when I woek up.Gonna consolidate my full turn belpw:
7:47pm - Maybe. 1 beer, 1 trinidad sour. Now 1.5oz crown royal.
01-13-262 | 8:11pm - Golfgsd GOBLUN ... fuck.
01.13.262 | 8:11pm - Goblin siege. Motherfuck. They're all elves, though.
Couldn't cl/ose the outside fast enough, so deployerd military ... who all died.
But no fort intrusion so that's fine, right?
Attempt to open up gaverns----caverns for mining. Just a little.
01.15 - 8:14pm - This dude still won't move. I disband military squad (all dead
anyway) and undo burrow2ing for citizens. It fix.
01-17 8:16pm - I have descendants! From previous mes! IO have crowwwn!
01-22 8:20pm - I close off the anti-Styx stockpiles arraingement. Gonna pull the
leavers.
PH, bridge has no linksWhy bridge then?.
01-25 8:25pm - hehehehehe elf fall into chasm
01-25 826 - hehehehehe bsrd
-2-09 8:38 - I TRAP!!! hehehehehehhee
At some point there waws new drank. crown. 1.5oz./ Boring.
BUT IN GRANDMA'S FINE-BONE CHINA
02-=14 843 - I open outside to all. I think this elf is stuck?
? Won't move at
all.
-2-20 848 - tryna fix depot bullshit
02=22 852 - OOOOH it deweaaaad???
the weaver has been beittingf by a cave spider! Spifderman is real!
3-6 905 -0 are nbadger boares bad?
<F2>-8 909 - I make briogesz
why is the wcagve so hard to do ethiosz thing too?? to. Mltherfuck.
315 - 918 - NEW rye, 1.5oz crown. Also, cajun fronched fry.
3-17 -- oh gods, so many log
3-20 925 - I hate this screen of land
What the fuck am I doing.
S big doublewsW slives in yhr ta vernb.
I bedcomw medial dorf?
4-1 9:36pm - IT IS NOW SUMMER
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4-4 939 - how zoom?
4-6 940 ----- oh hmmmmmmm. Brain hard. mTghe drunken njewsd is offset e1bhy
the difficulty of exisygerbce uib tguas 34eneibriagtedx state. TRANSLATION: I
AM TOOOOOOO DRUNK
Howw did the RForefathers drink so maqny? Are we infidels?? Should we embrace
the asys of rthe magma crab?" I sooming qwrongfv
I drqank the manbhy. at leawt 5oz./ MAhybre 6. In like., tooooomany not e en
9:45pm
?//satarved watter fbuffalot vgull
4-9 9:47pm -- Finally the cave is open
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WE have a pastuyre right? Fuck if I know where it is . Other peoples problems./
y..... notes so ssefrwesf haqredsz
4-20 10:11 -- I really hate..... tjhis fort. Layout basx.
I make.... Styx floodwer
4-25 1016 -- OOh, daed mioller..... oh other daed far4mer duuuude
o
easfdj!!!
DE{PTG contiguous with region!!! We can has deo[p/oTT
1021 - xstill basedx
5=-3 1022 --- ylife sop hardf??? I ferel soo daedxc
I cry.
5-5 1024 - MIKRANDTWS
IO had another cran,k in there somehwree. Stil rown royal
5-14 1033 - I droowwwn 6the gobbb9olelves
1036 --- we beeed cartwemer guild hoall
IO approve. /Nto my probalme
6-9 m1056 --- Rig̣th.
6-13 11:02pm --- MOAR trinidad sour
why is everyuthiung bro/wn
nonzsesn szoom: but yu
6-24 : 11:13 - I have become aq chief medicAL D/ORF
||
MAAUTO | 11:16pm - I a;ll/ow a few peopke to be vixytizxcowen
Vigi drsw
,.MOTHERFU KER
Citizesns.
...
BITCH.
7-20 1:17am - SOUUUP
GOOOD!!!
/i am be<F3>i<F3>n ghaving<F3> a<F3>s<F3> s<F3>oooup<F3>
Have you hearx d of our savior, salt and water?
God broth is so good.
7-27 } 204 - I make DWARVEN BROTH-- GROUND BEEF, DOS EGGLE, TWO BEEF BROTH,
ONION & GARLIC... also some broccoli I think. Plants.
NEEEEED MOOOARRR EST OCLZXBN
BIRD ITSH
MMMMMMM
The sodium..... AND the chlorid3e.
-8-09 2:23 - MIGRASNT
Also I am halfway ttrhough another shot. Alt least 3 shot. Prosbs more because
trinidayd sour and beer.
MOOODFEY
I love. Salt./ Sodiu,m./ Chloride. Alternmately. Glutamate.
8-24 | 2:49 - Cattengfhsduagfsdzx Shaliggnsduofahesdj makea an articfcatct while
I make myself egg br/oth
Very healp ful for the craftdowares workshop to be right next to the memorial
slabs.
I can feel the ethanol leaving my bloodstream. It is both good and bad. Also
possibly inevitable.
3 - what if. Na+. AND. Cl-.
9-12 | 3:07am - Idea for people who are not me. Where the fuck are the common
rooms of any sort or type?
I try to make pre-emptive toomb for Rig̣th Best Guinea Pig, but life is hard and
so are Dwarf Fortress controls.
Yoink gave birth to a giral./
------------- Palenerd falls asleep and has to re-drink the ethanol much later -------------
5:50pm - Okay I have added several vodka to my mou ntain dew. Image posting has
become hard. I try not to die.
5:53 = -h, thajt is several.
10-3 5:58 - I discover that our pasture was OUTSIDE. DISGUST. I make a better
one in a better secret location
Also hard locking down the fort because gfobbos are still havppenig.
10-05 6:02 - MOTHERFUCKER hOW dsid you get out
It's SCHMAVEN
He nearly died to gobbos but I cgot him back in side while they were firing
bullshit at him
Also gobbos are coming up from the top of the fort? Not the pridges part.
Cnocern. May have to wall in again.
10-08 6:10 - God we hasd slike ten thousand issues with th fort securty. I think
I fixex it though.
Well that's a new one.
They appear to be drowning themselves??
10-25 6:19 = I have no idae what this troll is doing?
Oh I think it's chasing the outpost liason
11-12 6:30 - they'rea ll just sitting in the SE corner like lasms asses. I open
enterence for excitement
11-20 6:34 - I gfigures oput that I have no idea who people ienter the fort. I
have no idea what I'm doing.
11-28 6:44 - Some sort of deathlmavch happening outside?
I am trying to fix our door situationm. I make a thie thing. I do thate thing
where new enterance. Fuck the old o/ne.
WAIT gow did the one daarfsvmarks get out:
FRom wharoerest?
12-16 7:08 - FUCFK:IONG FINALLLYG
HEHE I got the fucking troll fuck yeah
12-21 7:10 = Oh I have made a mistake. The styx-flooding has been TOO good. We
may be trapped in hell. Not my provlem thouh.
They soahgeofd.
They conintinue to gongreadaste in the murky pools
Oh right it rains hwer/
NGSPRIO
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