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[TheFlame52]

This place had better last another two years so I can participate.

[Random_Dragon]

Fiiine. If the succession stays dead even after you go back to vanilla, I will cry. :V

;~;

[TheImmortalRyukan]

I can officially participate in a few months, so don't die on me!

[Havarous]

Please don't die thread. I may only have been lurking these past few months but I want a go when work dies down in a fortnight or so.

[Moonstone_Flower]

Two questions:

First, is it still "Order Decided on First Drunk First Serve Principle"?

Second, must it be alcohol?  I don't take alcohol, but consumption of THC is allowed where I live.  In short, is it fine if I take a bowl instead of a bottle?

I'm up for taking a turn immediately.

P.S.  What version are we using, currently?  Never mind, DFFD answered that:  0.43.05.

[MaGicBush]

Two questions:

First, is it still "Order Decided on First Drunk First Serve Principle"?

Second, must it be alcohol?  I don't take alcohol, but consumption of THC is allowed where I live.  In short, is it fine if I take a bowl instead of a bottle?

I'm up for taking a turn immediately.

P.S.  What version are we using, currently?  Never mind, DFFD answered that:  0.43.05.

I'd be down to play as well if you can smoke. I do drink too often, but I don't get "inebriated." I just drink a few beers after work a lot of nights and don't like getting drunk.

[Yoink]

I believe it was decided in the past that such things were sadly not allowed in the thread, partly due to the varying legalities and partly due to the marked differences from playing drunk.

Years ago I did, however, create Dank Fortress as a home for such hilarious activities, but it never really took off. I give whoever might be interested full permission to steal the name/idea, if they would rather create their own version than deal with that mess, haha. 

Come to think of it, I can't remember for sure whether or not I actually uploaded that last save properly... might check that later.
I have a hard time getting drunk at all without completely knocking myself out these days, so I'd possibly be interested in participating again.

[Kamin]

I kind of wish my e-mail would notify me more often. And by "more often," I mean "ever." That being said, HELLO! I figure this thing will last as long as folks enjoy drinkin' and playin' DF.

Side note: If anybody needs to get a hold of me to update the thread, inbox me or find me on Steam (I'm the only Kamin that matters--look for the ASCII smiley face )

[Shoruke]

Guess who's starting the FFXIV Drinking Game bitches!??@!?

Rule 1: Every time you die, take a sip.
Rule 2: Every time the party wipes, take a sip.
Rule 3: Every time you clear a boss, take 3 big gulps.
Rule 4: RAID LIKE CRAZY WOOOOO

Drunk Fortress is next.

Update: 2 hours of raiding with this drinking game isn't so hard.
Dungeons though... whoa, that sudden burst of drunkidgns at the ednds pf the dungeon.
Stilld doigns fFXIV

[Shoruke]

...fI Draskn so msuch Iwarsan out of orange jiuse
but worry not ! *hic* ! I
 have MOAR
and am begginninging Drunk Fortress

[Random_Dragon]

Yey. ;~;

[Shoruke]

Spoiler: a turn (click to show/hide)

Oaky, wath sshvae we got. workshops...
food? or maybe just rocks
volcano...
(I haven't played DF in like hafl a year bear with me)


Caiptins's log
stardateor whatever
we have little food
not broker
and only enough drunk tolast like one day
what the shit


......
did... I do that...


Aha I know what's going on here!
This... is a comb.
... moving on.


And this is... an eyelash brsuh?
Uhm. Maybe Di dotn' know whats' going on.

HOLY FUCK WE FOUND THE ASDAMDANTINETNETINE
ANDAMANTINTE
no wait thatss' mircolein

hmm


hmmmmmmmmmm
a poorly-flooldled water cavern with magma
did I do this too 

I set some mining sdesegsintations.
miner dont' give a fuck.
...mienr also has no pixaxe

WAIT I GET IT
maybe everythooentoenila;fjldksa
maybe everyeone's starvering to dath and nodt doing anything
BECASUE THEERIYRE STANDING BEHIDNA A WALL


*remove wall*
*dorfs storm the booze stockpikle*
all is well in the woruld again

well excetp the mienr still doens't mine but wathevs miner probl-
AHAHA
minor* problems

whoa.
wHOA.
whoa.
wait.WAIT.
wait.
Did they
did htoayd
Toady*
actually make it... so thoat dorfs MINE IN A PATTERN NOW!?
        


erm... "pattern"

I think these dorfs arent' caandaiand
Canadain*
bcuz any canadain kowns
snow
is made of water
and you can make water
by metling snow
*SCEINCE*
and yet the dorfs die of thirst

*teim passes*
okay now wsee
i was begin hyperboliac dbefroe
but
I just watched
uhm...
BitterTaint. Die of thirst.
even though theres' water...

*deseignateswater source at udenrdegroudn lake*
*dsofsr dogpile at waterspot*
Oh. OK.

RIP BitterTaitn
spose i better bury his ass before he hasunts my ass

*loosk outside ofrt*
OH MY GOD THERE ARE FLYING AAAAAAAS
whered they go
what were those 

"migrant have arrived"
 
y tho
"WELCOME TO DRUNK FORT BITCHES
we out of booz tho"

My pet cat, Abbey the Crabby Tabby, is intersested in what I'm doing!
*shows her bottel of rum, she snfiiffs it*
*shwo uher bottel of oragne juice, she flinchse*
good kitty ^_^

Hmm.... I'm out of oragne juice. And none of my boozes are good wwithout mix... Dang... turn won't last much longer.

"why cant' I assign this dorf labours?"
?becuz thats a peacok"
Oh.

Okay we now have 30 useless twat dorfs!
And one peasant.

...if I understand this probperly...

The only thing keeping the magma out of that half of the cavern is the dead tree?
Nice 


I'm WHAT

Welp, RIP self. And since I"m starting to sober up, I guess I gotta end my turn.
Myreryryyr fuck XD
Merry xmas or whatever holidya you personally cellebrate around Decenmber

http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=13337

Heheh, the file number is leeet
Good luck y'all, happy holidays, I'mma just... go over here 'n... zzz...

[Kamin]

This makes me so happy. <3 Once this one crashes, we can start anew and bring all of the fresh new drunks faces on the forums into the fray.

[auzewasright]

post to watch

[EPM]

"why cant' I assign this dorf labours?"
?becuz thats a peacok"
Oh.

Drunk Fortress delivers, as always.