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I am small and neutral, like Switzerland

[Random_Dragon]

Fiiine. If the succession stays dead even after you go back to vanilla, I will cry. :V

[Bogwedgle]

I've pretty much quit getting drunk unfortunately.

[Shoruke]

My girlfriend bought mead but doesn't have a corkscrew.
PROGRESS



instructions unclear
dick stuck in bottle

(jk, we got it open  )

By the way, when I make my signature coconut rum & orange juice drink, this is how much of it is coconut rum.

[Shoruke]

Okay so I watched that video twith the garme grumps fighting battle kid
I mean palying batttle ikid
ONE QUATRE BOTTEL OF RUM LATER

okay let's go here we go I'm going
btw tinypic is being STUPID so I'm might be usign imgur, whihch i"m not nsued to, so.... idunno delayz or some shir

[Random_Dragon]

Top kek.

[Shoruke]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

It took me longer toa uplaod this pic than to generate the new wuorld, imgur can go fuck a horse-goat 



Volcano?
YES OF COURSSE VODVACNO
but questison is
antaratctic bolvcano
or nonretrd vovcando

....... tough choice 

*50 secondsa later*
welp i didnt' find any other volcanoes so

BITCH THIS PLACE IS FREEZING
WHAT IS THE ICE SATLY

fortress name: Ucat or (Drunkenfortress)
group name: Ucat or (beers of drinking)
wiat
fortress name is orgeshud
with an umlaut
er wait... an accent.

...when was the last time I started a frto
becaseu OMHYGOD THERES' MORE SKILLS!?!?
last thing we needed sheesh

naming dwaorfs and
OPTICS ENGINEEER!?!?   
wait
wait
WAIT
wait

CAN WE MAKE DWARVEN LASER BEAMS


AND WELCOEM TO SOUTH CANADA MOTHEREFUCKERS
*finihses drink*
*switches drink*
huh. this stuff tastes liek rootbeer falovured  vodak when sobre, but tastes jlike root beer when drunk XD

hmm. we seem to have parked on the very lip of the volcaon.
good parekign job asshole now which of you drunks was drivign 

*some faffing around later*
hmmmmm
is anyone else looking at this and thinking

"that wdould make a GREATE plateform"
"if onl I gcould get the magema onto the water"


(our team btw)

*time apasspsesespae
passes*
*

okay so
food stuff not done
military doesn't exist
we avhe mono treees or plants and dwaiwndgilng food
BUT HEY
I GOT THIS THING STET UP
TO DUMP MAGMA ON WATER
LEEME JUST MINE THIS RAMP



fuck.

BUT AT LEASTS IT WORKED
hahah suck it water wait
.....
.....
FUCK I DIDN'T USE MAGM-ASAFE MATERIALS
:|

I screwed it up before I even had the still set up! 


RIP cave

finished off half a can of... uh...
root beer vodka. 5% alcohol. So I Got anothere coconut rumand OJ

..did you know olmds canc climb cave treeees 
I thought they were like eels
well guess what monkey-oml
THE TREE IS ON FIRE AHAHAHA

Migrants!
We don't even have beds yet 
But I chopped down some trees in the cave and made a carpeterereterrys' workshop nearby so it counts right?


they said I was mad to flood the caverns with magma and build walls to keep the magma out
BUT I SHOWED THEM

MAD I SAY
wait. i Mean... look it works so far okay


gosh I wonder why there's no liaiasisoan.
maybe its' because theis building was sdesigned by a drunk...
built by drunker drusnks...
flooded with magma...
and haz no booz production.
or food production.
Or... any production.
Or WAIT
FUCK
I DIDNT' MAKE TRADEABLES

(at least theres' a depot)

whoa
bajeezus
remember the good ol' days when there was only like 200 things in the craftsdorf shop menu?

SOME OF THESE ARE SBUSMENUS

welp
my forehead is numb, the underground is flooded with magma, the traders are setting up and the only craftsdwarf shop is in the kitchen,
turn went well enough 

here's the save or something
so dizzy 
gotta be sober in like 2 hours so I can drive home... good luck, self... RIP...
(it's 12 blocks, I'll make it  )

That olm lived btw, the lava charred the tree 5' away though

[Random_Dragon]

Now watch this save also get no love, and a certain prinny get thrown into the volcano. ;w;

[Shoruke]

Now watch this save also get no love, and a certain prinny get thrown into the volcano. ;w;

Hey man, if you want a prinny thrown into a volcano, ya gotta get drunk, take a turn of Drunk Fortress, mod Dwarf Fortress to include Prinnies, name one after me, and throw it into the volcano yourself 

[Random_Dragon]

Hey man, if you want a prinny thrown into a volcano, ya gotta get drunk, take a turn of Drunk Fortress, mod Dwarf Fortress to include Prinnies, name one after me, and throw it into the volcano yourself 

Don't tempt me.

[Shoruke]

Hey man, if you want a prinny thrown into a volcano, ya gotta get drunk, take a turn of Drunk Fortress, mod Dwarf Fortress to include Prinnies, name one after me, and throw it into the volcano yourself 

Don't tempt me.

I haven't done any DF modding in forever, do we still have an [EXPLODES_ON_BREAK] tag or whatever? Because if so, that tag is just made for prinnies.

[Random_Dragon]

I don't think so. ;w;

[Naryar]

Yo, it's been a while, guys. I still struggle with alcohol narcolepsy, nothing has changed.

I'd be game for a turn.

Although are we playing with a mod ? Oh, we're playing kobold camp. Eeeh, leading kobolds... makes me want to smother them all in magma, really.

We could make a standard vanilla fort and juggle two turns, I guess.

[Bogwedgle]

No more kobolds, we returned to dorfs.

[Naryar]

Good, then I'll take a turn this evening.

Although admittedly, having a anti-kobold overseer run a kobold fort would be certainly more Fun.

I have two bottles of beer. Maybe I should get another one...

[TD1]

Good, then I'll take a turn this evening.

Although admittedly, having a anti-kobold overseer run a kobold fort would be certainly more Fun.

I have two bottles of beer. Maybe I should get another ten...

FTFY