OKAY it is my cousin's birthday and there are about 10 different varieties of vodka in the house. I think I've had enough muddling with the current version to be able to pick up a game of Drunk Fortress! Pumpkin pie vodka? Cupcake vodka? The options are endless!
Seriously tho which vodka to choose holy shit I have a tonI promise I will actually do a turn this time instead of passing out uselessly and then vanishing for two years! 8D
Gonna start pre-gaming as I watch this episode of River Monsters and worry excessively about the wasp that vanished into my room earlier.
Pre-gaming:
9:53 - Watching River Monsters and drinking Sunkist + Grapevine vodka
10:02 - little too sweet, gonna switch to 7-up plus vodka. Australia is dorf as fuck
10:21 - Got a Vomit Intervention Device in the form of a hamburger and more vodka
10:36: SHARKS AND VODKA
10:46 - RIGHT spellchek off and save loaded and several shots in, LETS GO JEREMY WADE DORF FOTRESS
Load up save ;dhsad
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WHY IS EVEYRTHTYING NON GIRE!>?!?!!?!?!?!?!?
"petitons availble" all you fucks wanna stway here sure why not Ill bhuoild the best fucking tavern in all fo DF
THIS IF DRUNK FORTRES SWE MUST BE THE BETS ATVERRN
so many body chufnks
smokae and misams is iour air
WHJAT SI GOING ON
WHY SI EVERYRIOINGH ON FIRE
WHY SO MUCH MIASMAS
WHAT HAPPENED
OH GOD TH EHWOKL DAMN CLOTH PILE IN ON FIRE
Where is the tavenr?
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Oh there sthe tavern
Why is it s room and not a zone ):
rip in peicwe Gusthstak whoever you are you hsave lietrally floddin stairs with your blodd
I do not have a dorf this is sunaaccpetable
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you you are now my dorf
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WHY
maybe if I ignrioe the fire it will go tou
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tahnk yiouf or tyour contribution most dorfy
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YOU you asrw doing nothign u are now meddwarf
mor vodka
is wear ofi any of you duimb fucks catch on fire
whya rt eall the miners sstuck ina hwallway?
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ok <ome punch man pic>
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I:"M< SOWRKING ON IT
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oh myg do why so muc farm
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ok
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baby why so alone ):
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wat
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wat
id ont' even klnow anymore gonna jsut buiodl some3thing
what is this?
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moar poetitions yeah you too all go you fucks satay here fucking BOOZE FOR EVERYONe
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WHY IN ARMOKS MKAGMAY BALLS OD WE HAVE SO MANY FIHSERMEn
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wait wut BARDS CAN GET MODDS
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OPH NO YOU DONT
ignoring the fire wotrked! No more fire! No firey doirfs!
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that's gonna eb a wierd artifact
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LAME
I thoughht tyhere were hole sint he tavern floor but its justr seeds fucking messy dorfs
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dunno what thewre wer ebut food stockpiels now
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OH MY GOD SO AMNY ABRDS
this fuckikn g eagle parmnebvt letter needs to jsut burn awya already
WHY IS EVERYTHING FLOODING NOW?
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well okay staisrs are clean now and dorf slike mist right
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yeah fuck u roads@@@
why ar ehtere just stockpiles evryehrte
WHY SI IT FLOODING?
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?
soooooo much miasma
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that;'s a new on
so much hauling shit more vodka
IF U AR EWNOT IMPORTANT U ARE HAULING SHIT
spring has arrioved!
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OF FUCK OFF
rip Bobnova ur sacrifice will be remmeberred
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not the time bros
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nooooo gobbos mruidered an ospery ): ): ): THERE WILL E BLOD
THERE ARE HOELS THIN THE CEILING!@!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
un know wat FUCK IT CAHERG
yeeaaah we kille dhtem all and onmyl afew dorks died woo!
eveytrhting is going sooooo sloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow
yeeeeeeaaaah punch the toad to death
Naryar ahs been possessed!
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MOR EPREFEROMERS OF RHT EPRFORMER GOF
si mcuh vodka so sleepyu
MIGRANTSSSSSS
just relaised the dorf I made deocter has a permenanet broken ahand lolololol
the fire never stops ):
of rip Ifeno you were sacrificed to magama gods
ghoohooooooooooossssssssstsssssssss
moar migrants
fuck it I'm stppiong here vodka low and tired and broiing
uploading save sn stuff
Save!permanent fire on stauirs healp goodnight