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[Clover Magic]

I am laughing.  So hard.

[Jervill]

Wrex, you have lived up to your name.

Also, an uploaded file would be nice just to see how much of a mess the fortress is in.

[Lord Inquisitor]

everclear is 75.5%
give me bottle size and the ABV of the others and we will see just how many units you drank and possibly gave your self alcohol poisioning with.

[Bobnova]

rofl
Upload the save so we can use the same world. Maybe we'll get survivors as migrants or have an artifact relating to the Lava Gun of Dubious Craftsdwarfship.
I think it is new fortress time though, heh.
The record stands at three "successful" years

I don't see any reason a new fortress could be started using the last save really.
I'm good with whatever. Hilarious, lol.

[Wrex]

I was, abso-fucking-lutely smashed last night, then slept it off, or...mostly anyway. I was still typsy when I was posting last night. It's been some time since I got that drunk. FIle listing coming up whenever it uploads.

Oh well, here it is.

[Clover Magic]

I have to see how bad this is. -downloads-

Oh my god, there is magma everywhere.  Also one of my dorfs came back as a ghost, sweet.

[Jervill]

It looks as if magma is flowing into the old fortress from three different levels.  WTF?

The new fortress has a lot of corpses.

[Wrex]

It looks as if magma is flowing into the old fortress from three different levels.  WTF?

The new fortress has a lot of corpses.

I have no idea what happened. Like, at all. One minute it was "FUCK YOU MONKEYS" and the next was "FIRE FIRE FIIIIIIRRRREEE". Those statements are funnier if heard in Demoman's voice.

[Clover Magic]

I can see where this might be salvageable.  However, I have no doubt that unless the next person who plays has some uber drunk skillz, a drunk person would totally wreck this fort in the coming year.  More than it already is, of course.  It's like...some Escher maze up in here.  Seriously, half the passages go nowhere.  It's an Eldritch Fort.

I am totally up for a new fort too.  This is so fun, in both meanings of the word.

[Xantalos]

No, go on with this one until it's unsalvegable. I may just get a body in Dwarf Fortess...AS A FORTRESS!

[Bobnova]

I wonder if rcmgames is still conscious. If so, it's time for some drunk fortress

I'm downloading the save to see what it looks like and see what my FPS is like.
Sounds like the old fort is conclusively trashed, full of lava is a bit awkward to use.
Corpses on the other hand can be dealt with. I spent most of a year putting a dent in the last batch

Starting off the next turn with enough of your faculties to re-dorf some people would be awesome, whoever goes next.

[misko27]

I demnad someone put this up on tvtropes.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Working on it.

[Clover Magic]

A trope page?  Sweet.

[misko27]

That accomplished, Holy shit wrex. Theres fire and brimstone everywhere. If I'm up to it, I plan on telling the tale of a random adventurer encountering this hellish fort.