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[Nordinkel]

Thank you, bobnova.
That Haiku made me laugh, man.
Shit, i need a drink.


wooow, hey, hey. guys.

i just learned about that thing were you can impose another rule on the next overseers after a successful drunkfort turn.
i could make this whole game an even worse hell.

[EinsteinSatDown]

Alas, I doubt a green fortress will be permissible on this forum.
Another platform may be used, though.

It would be entertaining, but less chaotic than this thread.
It may also be quite boring, depending on one's tolerance to sweet pods.

An ergot fort would result in utter madness.

EDIT: Saw that one rule rule, wondered why it was not being applied.
Also, congrats on your annual expulsion celebration.

[Yesaja]

My biggest problem while playing Drunk Fortress was to keep track of ingame-time.
At one point, one only keeps on drinking while he plays.
And on the next second, you find yourself reading the whole logfile. Drunk, of course.

[Kamin]

My biggest problem while playing Drunk Fortress was to keep track of ingame-time.

My biggest hurdles have been the following, based on frequency of the issue:

1. Staying awake
2. Not injuring myself
3. Remaining clothed

[Nordinkel]

One: Staying awake
Two: Not injuring myself
Three: Remaining clothed

Is the Haikuspeak becmonig a thing in drung fotress now?



CHALLNEGE ACPPPECTED
(starting tunr in half an hoe)
bradny makes me dumb

[Yesaja]

My biggest hurdles have been the following, based on frequency of the issue:

1. Staying awake
2. Not injuring myself
3. Remaining clothed

Well, I'm just way too lively when drunk. And I gave up on remaining clothed, as soon as I realized, that I was naked.
But the second point... yeah. That's a hard one.

[Scruffy]

1. Staying awake
2. Not injuring myself
3. Remaining clothed

Kamin was embarrashed to have no socks lately.
Clothing is optional. I fail to see the problem

[Bobnova]

One: Staying awake
Two: Not injuring myself
Three: Remaining clothed

Is the Haikuspeak becmonig a thing in drung fotress now?



CHALLNEGE ACPPPECTED
(starting tunr in half an hoe)
bradny makes me dumb

rofl@half a hoe.

I'm down with the haiku routine


Drank so much vodka
Painful head, puke under a bush
Intoxicated

[Kamin]

One: Staying awake
Two: Not injuring myself
Three: Remaining clothed

Is the Haikuspeak becmonig a thing in drung fotress now?



CHALLNEGE ACPPPECTED
(starting tunr in half an hoe)
bradny makes me dumb

rofl@half a hoe.

I'm down with the haiku routine


Drank so much vodka
Painful head, puke under a bush
Intoxicated

For the record, mine was completely unintentional.

I R genioos.

[Shoruke]

Speaking in haiku
really ain't so difficult
except when you're drunk

[Omeganaut]

So Nordinkel, based on you drunken-misspellings and the fact you stated you were starting the turn 15 hours ago I'm a little worried about the state of your fortress.  Do you have an update, or did you have a badly timed loss of consciousness, or did you pull a Bobnova/Kamin and hurt yourself?

Avoiding doublepost Edit:  I'm guessing Nordinkel didn't manage a turn.  So for prospective dwarves, its open season again.

[Bobnova]

I did end up bleeding all over the place one turn didn't I?
I'd forgotten about that.

Hope Nordinkel is alive.

[TD1]

His last post made me unsure whether what he was doing involved Haikus or Hoes.

Such are the glories of Drunk Fortress.

[Shoruke]

Nordinkel?
You okay, dude?

[Bobnova]

He signed in ~27 hours after his last post in this thread, odds are he's alive, possibly embarrassed about being the latest person to pass out rather than play a turn.
He shouldn't be I've done it more times than him.
I think I may well have the record on that one.
Not sure it's a record I'm interested in having.
I'm not going to read 175 pages to fine out.