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[Kamin]

Request to be dorfed!
Guys, 40.01 is buggy as hell and 40.02 isn't save compatible, just saying.
Make sure Autosave is turned off and lets see how long this badboy lasts before either self destructing or dieing of save corruption.

I definitely took that into account, but figured that this world/fort would be destroyed by the time Toady lets out a decently playable, stable release. For now, I'm just content with the ridiculous bugs and instability of 40.01--as you said, we will just need to see how long this things lasts!

[Random_Dragon]

Ack, sorry I couldn't dorf this new arrival. Anyway, fort is surprisingly not as close to ruin as expected for my mismanagement.

[SanDiego]

Waaait a minute - you downed an entire bottle of Southern Comfort? And you are still alive?

[Random_Dragon]

Waaait a minute - you downed an entire bottle of Southern Comfort? And you are still alive?

Looks like I only made it through 2/3s of the bottle. And only 1/4 of the year.

Getting through half that bottle in the first hour or hour didn't help though. owo

[MarcAFK]

Went with magma as the end of the fort, largely because I suspect Scruffy will show up.

You fool! Obviously Scruffy will go straight down to the clowns, Honk Honk!

5honk HONK WE EA t you!
honked to the wind
need to let the ohonks free. HONk HIHIN HONK HONK

MINERS. THEY D ARE DROWNINFG IN MAFMA: HOT MOTLEM MAGMA. OH ARMOK!
moe slarbs. MORE SLABD FOR THJHE DEAD

Ok... It might be magma too.

[Bobnova]

That was glorious. I'm amazed I made it through! Also impressive is a tantrum disaster spiral at the 1.3 year mark. And that anybody drinks that much southern comfort on purpose.

[Kamin]

Bahaha, when I saw how many swigs Random was taking, I immediately made a wager with myself: 50 dorfbucks this sorry bastard won't make it until summer.

Looks like my prediction was accurate. Too bad myself is broke and tricked me outta 50 dorfbucks.

Welp, it appears Clover Magic bit the dust--she WAS the Manager before some unmentioned, unfortunate event... Edit: Pure coincidence it was the only dorf in the fort Kamin had a grudge against. >_> *discreetly slips Random 50 dorfbucks*

[Bobnova]

I have to admit that it was nice to see a dorf other than mine eating it for no real reason.
There was a streak where mine died yearly for about a fort and a half.
I read the tantruming part and though "Oh crap here we go again".

[Random_Dragon]

Bahaha, when I saw how many swigs Random was taking, I immediately made a wager with myself: 50 dorfbucks this sorry bastard won't make it until summer.

Looks like my prediction was accurate. Too bad myself is broke and tricked me outta 50 dorfbucks.

Welp, it appears Clover Magic bit the dust--she WAS the Manager before some unmentioned, unfortunate event... Edit: Pure coincidence it was the only dorf in the fort Kamin had a grudge against. >_> *discreetly slips Random 50 dorfbucks*

It seems like the only constants in my turns are failing to make it a full year, and misspelling "count" in the worst manner possible. owo

[Bobnova]

I'm in the process of getting drunk and cleaning my house. Depending on how both go, I may be able to take a turn or part of a turn later.

If you're drunk and want to play and I haven't said "I'm doing this!" then go ahead and take a turn! Just please be sure to get the save up, in case I find myself in a position to take a turn too.
I may not end up in such a position, we'll see.

[Random_Dragon]

I'm in the process of getting drunk and cleaning my house. Depending on how both go, I may be able to take a turn or part of a turn later.

If you're drunk and want to play and I haven't said "I'm doing this!" then go ahead and take a turn! Just please be sure to get the save up, in case I find myself in a position to take a turn too.
I may not end up in such a position, we'll see.

Yes. Yeeeees. And then hopefully afterward, Wrex shall show up to break everything. owo

[Bobnova]

OK I'm doing this.
I'm going to make myself a quesadilla, and pay a lot of attention to the cooking process, then it's Dronk Fortress time.

[Kamin]

OK I'm doing this.
I'm going to make myself a quesadilla, and pay a lot of attention to the cooking process, then it's Dronk Fortress time.

I'm waiting.

For quesadilla. ...And greatness! Let's hope little Bob "The Nove" A doesn't die. Erm, his dorf AND the person.

[Bobnova]

As are we all.
 I missed my timing.
Can't seem to stay upright in my hair.
DF os ebyond me at this point.
It is horrifyinh.
Zi it terrible.
It is inevitable.


Sorry guys.

[A_S00]

As are we all.
 I missed my timing.
Can't seem to stay upright in my hair.
DF os ebyond me at this point.
It is horrifyinh.
Zi it terrible.
It is inevitable.


Sorry guys.

The dwarfiest of reasons to bail.