1:14 Initial forum post, followed by 3-4 ounces of 100-proof. Should've used the shot glass. Will load her up and add a shot or two after I start feeling the effects.
1:19 +1 shot, only a bit buzzed at the moment. First impression of the fort does not bode well. Just looking at that entryway makes me want to get drunk faster. One more shot, ahoy.
1:28 Okay, now I'm feeling it, reading other styuiff to pass the time while it takes effect. We have plenty of fucking food,stop hinting youy idiots. Gotta remember not to reflexively correct typos.
1:32 Masde Siquo 2 and a couple other undoprfed dorfs stop being hunters because they'll get themselves killed. Also, I see we have a strange mood that might have to be delt with.
1:37 Reading dwarf profiles is a good way to pass the time. +1 shot. Dorfwed Rokenzabn after finding the first guy with any positive musicality/ Also dorfs myself as one of the unused hunters because I copuldn' find a guy that likes dragons. Sadface. ;A;
1:48 made a few hunters, including mysel;f, into markdwarves. Now to ensure we are secuire at the moment.
1:51 Sweet zombie jesus this stockpile is nuts. Also, I don't see any silk cloth in our frieldy neighborhood merchant's stocks. A moody kid demands silk cloth.
1:55 good, ar4mor and stuff is being made. I think. Need some ammo though. And barracks. Fuck, where are the barracks in this crazy place?
2:00 Traded food fr fuckloads of ammo and shields. Also, +1 swig cause fuck the shot glass. Kinda fuzZy headed.
2:02 So tempting...
2:04 of fuck what have i dopne? What kind of idiot would make a lever drop supiorts on stuff? Oh sweet zombioe jesus.
2:06 Scuffy has gone stark raving made. Er, one of tje Scruffies. Sertiouysly there's like 2 or 3 of them. Counting os also for for noobs. Also, lots of unconscious dwarves. plus a fisherery worker is on fire.
2:09 Oh fuck that was the bedrooms that lever squished. Alright manager, work your magic and make a truckload of beds! I think this cunts as our autuhm seasonal sacrifice to Armok, accidental or not.
2:11 Didn't we have ovber 90 dwarves initially? Um...73 now? Oh shit. Gonna need wood for the new bweds. ._.
2:16 Bobnova 4,. stop hauling crap and get over to mining so we can reach the dwarves that are stick in the unlavaed half of the fort!
2:18 Also gotta brinfg more stuff o the trade depot because we gotta get woodf. heeheehee.
2:20 Shut up and take my money, humie.
2:22 I thought I said to stop hunting.
2:23 Oh derp, there are connections between the lower levels and the upper level anyay. This guy was up top earlier. Oh well, still gotta have bdes.
Why is the kobold drawn with a U like a human? Kill the bastard.
2:30 TYhe kobold spy disguised as a human ran away like a bitxch. Also, we have a vampire in charge of our lever-actiopn Winchester Magma Rifle. Yay?
2:33 Back from the bathroom, didn;t realize how dizzy I was until now. Placed an arm,or stand near our entraywasy so we can havbe training for our squards.
2:36 More coffins because I dunno how many dead blokes we need to bury. I am am,azed nobody has tantrumed yet.
2:38 Oh I just had to fucking say it. +1 sip. Half the bottle is gone. Delicuos Sourtjhen Comfort.
2:41 Naryar 3 smashed a workshop and punched some people while "attending" a meeting. Also, he clobbered our already KOed broker Stad-something. Also also, the humies are leaving. What, you don't like plump helmets and misasma? Fuck you, humies.
2:45 Our broker died because Naryer is an asshat. Long live Bobnova 7, who is now our broker in addition to a whiny bitch of a mayor. I should make that quern while it's still madated.
2:48 Bobnova 4 is now a maerksdwarf. Need more militia. And where are my masobn shop things?
2:52 Feeling very buzzyheaded. Also, everyone is gonna need to sit around in this 1-bed doprmatory until more beds are available. Sorrys. Now where are my mason shoooops?
2:54 Dead broker? Cam,erls did it. Honostly!
2:56 Finally found rthe mason stuff. We have enough blocks, fuck you Kamina.
2:57 Still only earluy autuhm. Also, this is not a linked. I thought it wouyld be. Gonna link that shit for security./
3:04 Jobs removed from unpower magma forge/smelter, need fucking hematite...fuck you, job cancel spam. Also, only just now m,idf-authum.
3:07 So many damn hunters and fishers. Vyznev2 is now part of pur markdorfs.
3:10 Kamina "epitiome of maniliness" is actuially a woman, and gave birth to a thing. So did that derp Vyznev2.
3:11 More creeping dust! I dunno wghat it does. Ignore that shit.
3:15 No idea why our captive cool stuff is way over here. Also, idlers went from 20 to 2 when I m,ade a new finished goods syockpile near the depot thing.
3:18 Need more bins. Also digging down some to see what we get. Think I finally got the last of the moronas to stop fishing and/or hunting.
3:19 Migrants! Yay! Several military dorgs are now marksdwarves, and I am commanding a murder of many former pets.
3:24 Found why a random bone is block a random wall from beikng built, having to floor ober it.
2:26 Scruffy died of thirst. Huh? Oh shit. Still fuxxyheaded. And more creep;ing dust doing a fat loaad of nothing. Not even spring yet. Will stop at arrivbal of the sori
3:28 Why did the random stray ram have a name? Must've murdered faces lijkr a boss. Oops. Sorrty, badass named goatthing?
3:32 Spion! He died like a bitch. Stupid kobolds. Also i think we need more metal. Most of the prior armor jobs have finisghed thiouygj.
3:33 A caravan arrives! Time to fleece the bastards.
3:36 Oh shit! Goblins! And I see the bowgoblins too. Time to tewst our new entryway lever and hope our nearly full markdwarf squad can handle this.
3:38 Fuck, I thought I made the bridge linked. Clearly I built the lever and didn;t link it. Oopss.
3:40 All our new military is up by the entray while I hope aBD pray the level gets linked soon. Also, why are gobbos accented lowercase "u" things? derp.
3:43 Oh hey, maybe ordwering civvies to use the main burrow will work better if all the actually areas in use are degined as part of it. Also, our caravan gibes zero fucks abouit the impending invasuion that has yet to near our fort. Derp?
3:47 Bathroom break, left gamne running this time. Oops. Goblins came and i think murder is occuring. Oh shit! I missed the action. Derp. I see 1 invade left, siege broken. Casualty numvber unknown. Oh fuck.
3:52 Oh shit I'm dead. Dorfing another random unused shmuck as myself. Oh well, dwarf merchants survived and gave us woody. So nothing of value was lost? Oh, except out bookkeeper somehow. Enisea is now in charge of literacy in addition to medical crap.
3:58 Would love to know why that bridge lacks linky stuff when the lever has a mech in it. I officially have no idea what is linked to my lever. Fuck you, I'll build my own drawbridge. With hookers and blow.
4:02 Winter at last. Also, Clover Magic 4 is doing the tantrum. Seems all she's doing is cancelspam because cleaning. Also, dwarven liason is a derp. +1 swig.
4:05 Clover did nothing interesting desoite moping in the hospital where the last whiny bitch killed a person. Yay? Also, one of the bobnovas had a very brief tantrum, and the liason whines about my not demanding to pay more for any of their crap. Fuck you, Asmel. Ass smell. Huehuehue.
4:07 We have yet to hit the caverns. That might be nifty. Also, diplomat finally stopped bitching and left. +1 shit.
4:10 A metalcrafter went possesed and snagged a magma force. Boooo...ooobs.
4:12 New bridge is linked to lever, will seal off the fort when used. Cool story bro. Also, merhants left. Good riddance.
4:15 Obokhas begun a mysterious cnstruction! Cool, sure, whateveer. It better be something useful.
4:18 Still only early winter? Damn it feels laTYER than that. everthing ios a dizzy. Also, bins are finished. Cool.
4:20 Fuck you. That is fucing useless. Still early qwinteer, famnit! Ooh, golden beryl and horn silver. Also, bone doctpr hand a babby. Bobnova the captain of the guard is awesome, mining our shit. Hope to hit caverns. Why have I made a starcase down to level 0 and no caverns?
4:25 Figured out the isolated pit and caged invaders is for sacvrifices to Armok. I think. Cool. Chuckihng a goblin down becausde derp.
4:28 Midnuwinter and all is well. I think. Akso, fuckloads more beds.
4:30 Still onkly mindwinter? So fuzzy...gottta last until spring before I pass out. Passing time by registerring on DFFD.
4:36 New drasbridge switch worjs, cool. Midwinter and tired. Also making archery targets because why not? Also, expanding bedrooms and diming thing. Don't we need jailthings too? Also gave our crossbowdwarves a few targets to shoot.
4:44 More cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I tikll doubt the evil weather doles anything cool. I never get nifty weaTHER.
4:46 As later winter draws near, a cock gives birth to a boy. Yay?
4:47 Oh shit! Cloudy stuff in our faces! Dunno what that shit will do.
4:49 Start of layte winter and I see no thralls, so i'll taske that as a good sogn. Yay. Also, our jails are gonna be sexy.
4:58 A metalcrafter died of thirst. And Bobnova 2 is making party.
5:00 Holy fuck we are sirged again! Lota of gobbos, time to use our lever and stuff. Deploying
marksdwarves too, because derp. Trolls getting shot, hahah.
5:03 Goblins and trolls slowly but surely die. Also, mayor Bobnova 7 madnates warhammer. Yeah sure, fuck you.
5:10 More births, goblinsd are stuck, aND baby died of thirts. WTF?
5:19 Spring has arrived! And I shal call it quits here, fucking tired. Status image shows we are
doing good despite my fuckups, but beware of goblins.
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