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[Komra]

Wow, 100 pages of drunken reading material... awesome. Posting to watch.

[Lolfail0009]

The first centepage celebration! LONG LIVE !!DRUNK FORTRESS!!

[Bobnova]

Friiiiidaaaaaaay!  Who's going to entertain us?

[codyorr]

I could've started at 8 this morning, but I'm sick so I let it slide. In a another note, I just had my 7th mixed drink.  I'm hoping like hell someone steps up! I know most of you youngun's like to stay up late!

EDIT: I tried to do one anyway. I can't deal with gohots. Fuck. Whoenver does this will have to deal with that dick Bobnova holdoing open the gate and a bunch of murders below the bedrooms. Good fuckking luck!

[Aseaheru]

I have just found a bit of music that i like.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Warning: catchy.
http://youtu.be/eyNz33GEQBU

[Bobnova]

Seeeeeeriously tempted to have a go at it.
Ideally without demons.


EDIT:
It's on like donkey kong. Possibly even on-er.
I'm going to take a shower cause I didn't egt one after excersiszes earlyer today (ewww...), then if I don't fall prey to Dwarven Narcolepsy, I'll drunk (more, already 4-5 shots in, in ~1.1h for statistical purposes) and see if I can't manage a fortress.
I should proabbly download it.

I'll have to convince myself not to play with the new 3DMark benchmark too, it's tempting. I do love me some competitive benching.

[Bobnova]

Double posting to say I've started.
If anybody thinks they might play before sat. at around 9am pacific, let me know and I'll do my best to get the save up.
I'ma pos thte log all in one go, posting it in pieces drunk slows things downa  lot.

initial thoughts: This fortress makes more sense than usual, I think.
Havent found the manufactory yet.


FUCK it crashed

I'ma finish my bottle in remembrance of it.
Also, here's the log, pics to come after I take another shot or three.
Save, obviously, is unchanged.


Officially, none of the following happened I guess. Kinda sucks. Alternate universe.
This DF world does not appreciate leaving the window anymore appparatntly.

13th Moonstone, 9:26pm, 7 shots in:

This fortress makes more sense than normal.
Food stores are a bit low, ~290(?) food.
Drink stores are worse, nine boozes remail. The (#&% bookkeeper ca n actually ount them, this is bad as his sensitivity has not been adjusted. I'll remedy that and the booze suoopply first off.
I think some minecarts are in order to pck the wood stockpile down a bit. I suspect more caskets would be good too.

9:39pm: Found the magma forces.
This fortress makes sense. WTF? I must need another shot (#8, doing 1-1.1oz shots. I have a measuring cup / shotglass. I love it. I have a 4oz measuring cup shaped like a big shotglass too. Also a pint beer glass type measuring cup. It's tits. Everybody loves tits right?  It's awesome, in any case.


24th moonstone: 9:45pm: 9oz:

Finally remembered how to get to the manager screen. Donno how I forgot. Definitely has nothing to do with SuperFly Vodka (which, as a sidenote, does not cause flying, sadly. I'd fucking love that, assuming it included a halfway decent landing package. If landing involves broken bones I'd probabal ys still do it sometimes. If it just involved bruises and pain/suffering for a couple days, I'd be all over that shit. I love dflying dreams/ last nihts dreams sucked though

25th moonstone: 9:48pm: 9oz:

Oh shit. i forgot about that part. Wonder what lever closes the door.
I don't see any doomsday devices (wtf?), so I'ma pull everything.
Then I'm ging to see if I can make a pumpstack. I'm not sure we have enough magma safe stuff. This could be a 1shot doomsday device. That's awkward/


(Lots of pics with no logs. They're going in here:

(No polar bear, wtf?)


(Trying to improve general life around the fort.




Not looking overly promising.



1st opal: 10:05pm: 9oz (bout to change that to 10, fucking hell)(:

Some asshole (*@#%^T!(@%#$(#)%&!@#^$ (I feel ike even with the liberal swearing rules here I'd still ge tbaned if I really explained my feelings) elf murdered a cat! DAMN THEM!

I shall have to start up the justice operations, this asshell deserves a hammerizing. Fuck them.
I like cats, even if I pissed mine off lieik z0mg ealier dousing them in insect neurotoxins )(avanvatege)
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU SAKZUL~!
naturally, I, Bobnova 2, Sigunmonang, Craftsdorf, will be both sheric and Hammerizer.
For this I need an office.

(Random SS, taken hereish.




10:21pm:

Whoops. Convicted the wrong saksul.
Pretty sure that's a shot penalty?\Some dickhad borked the masons workshop. Wtf?!  I'ma going take that shot.


13th moonstone (sort of) 10:29pm, 10oz:
Fuck, DF crashed




Much as I hate to say it fellas, I suspect this world is going downhill.
I know this computer is stable, it 24/7 crunches Rosetta@home/WCG/LHC@home.

[Bobnova]

Sadly, I'm done.
It crashed on my own comp

[Naryar]

Well, too bad you didn't save because it looked like an incredibly FUN year.

[Bobnova]

Ya, didn't occur to me sadly

[Ovg]

It's utterly awesome. I love you guys, you always do the most insane stuff.
Too bad about the crash though.

Also, as a heavy weight drinker I want in on this!

Promise to down a 0.7 Jimmy Beam or equivalent before playan for extra fun.

[vyznev]

Awesome thread. Posting to watch, may try to take a turn later. Probably not this week or the next, though. It's been ages since I last played DF, so trying to figure out all the new stuff while drunk could be... interesting.

[Siquo]

19:48 - 5 beers and no dinner in, diwbloading save.
19:57 - 6beers. 'Tis the year 119, 13th Moonstone, early winter. I'm a hunter in this godforsaken hellhole, why did they appoint me as the new leader? First order of business, there's a spectral bobnova about, he has a slab engravd, but he just needs to be place.sd. He has been put to rest. rest well my der freind. I seem to remember this warrants a shot of booze, a few big gulps ovf Bavaria (Beer for Real People) it is.
20:12 What a mess. Several of us are throwing tantrums, the recent deaths of our brethren hasve left everyone unhappy... Basic facilities are lacking, we only have 7 drinks left... We're dooomed. DOOMESD I TELLYE!
20:15 Sakzul Stagshiloslan has been missing for a week, and then found dead. IN THE MIDDLE OF THE COURTYARD. PRETTY HARD TO MEISS EH? My god, my brothers are blinder than a bat from the 3rd cave.
20:19 Oh no, the Mad Doc has gone stark raving mad!?

And a few tantrums later it crashed. I'm afraid this world has run its course...

[RenoFox]

If someone plays a turn before tomorrow evening, I could take the turn after that. Right now I'm the last player in both this fort and the one I started drunk two games ago.

[Siquo]

I still blame you. You started going completely berserk and then it crashed.