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A new drunken world is imminent. Should we try a modded world?

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Author Topic: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [We Hath Become Death, the Destroyers of Worlds]  (Read 1239941 times)

Bobnova

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year Four: Call of the Peach-faced Lovebird Men]
« Reply #1395 on: January 25, 2013, 09:52:03 am »

An iron bed! An epic mug! Demons! Wonderful :D
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how do I lizard Werewolf
ther seems to be a little gecko problem somehwere.
O gawd, drank all ten beers. And 3/5 of this at dinner.  I'm dronk.

Sappho

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year Four: Call of the Peach-faced Lovebird Men]
« Reply #1396 on: January 25, 2013, 12:08:17 pm »

12:32 OH SHIT EVErhiNT INS ONFIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

I love this game. If I don't end up going out with friends tomorrow night I might go ahead and take a turn. Gotta remember to buy some booze.

A_S00

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year Four: Call of the Peach-faced Lovebird Men]
« Reply #1397 on: January 25, 2013, 12:45:52 pm »

11:07 hwm[e645 p3opl3, kill them   !
I'm pretty sure that was "hamster people."

Also, I'm somehow both intensely ashamed and enormously proud of myself this morning.  You guys must be used to that feeling.
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Bobnova

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year Four: Call of the Peach-faced Lovebird Men]
« Reply #1398 on: January 25, 2013, 01:21:09 pm »

Yup, wonderful isn't it?
I cracked up reading over my turn. I need to take another on my own (stable) computer. Maybe this weekend.
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how do I lizard Werewolf
ther seems to be a little gecko problem somehwere.
O gawd, drank all ten beers. And 3/5 of this at dinner.  I'm dronk.

absynthe7

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year Four: Call of the Peach-faced Lovebird Men]
« Reply #1399 on: January 25, 2013, 05:00:17 pm »

12:32 OH SHIT EVErhiNT INS ONFIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

This turn was amazing. I feel like this should go on the Quotes page, if there aren't already >100 "on fire" quotes there :P
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Bobnova

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year Four: Call of the Peach-faced Lovebird Men]
« Reply #1400 on: January 25, 2013, 05:01:50 pm »

There was a mild mishap with Magma early on, but I don't think fires had been an issue previously.
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how do I lizard Werewolf
ther seems to be a little gecko problem somehwere.
O gawd, drank all ten beers. And 3/5 of this at dinner.  I'm dronk.

Clover Magic

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year Four: Call of the Peach-faced Lovebird Men]
« Reply #1401 on: January 25, 2013, 05:12:48 pm »

I'm actually still really surprised we managed a working magma pump stack without setting half the fort on fire in the one save.
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Bobnova

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year Four: Call of the Peach-faced Lovebird Men]
« Reply #1402 on: January 25, 2013, 07:12:15 pm »

Seriously!
My trade depot caravan distillation device could have worked better, it sort of flooded the entire level and then stuck-on if I remember correctly (or did someone (scruffy?) channel a hole? I don't remember). I made sure the trade depot only had upward access to the fort though.
I was very impressed by the pump stack, I couldn't even figure out how to fix one small piece of it on my turn! I just assigned half the fort to pimp operating to get the magma reservoir filled up :P

Admittedly I'm still rather on the noob end as far as the mechanical stuff goes.


As an unrelated note, I think I know what the doom of this particular fort is going to be. Not including the contributing factor of drunken overseers of course, they can be blamed for everything and hence it cancels out :D
« Last Edit: January 25, 2013, 07:14:40 pm by Bobnova »
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how do I lizard Werewolf
ther seems to be a little gecko problem somehwere.
O gawd, drank all ten beers. And 3/5 of this at dinner.  I'm dronk.

Scruffy

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year Four: Call of the Peach-faced Lovebird Men]
« Reply #1403 on: January 25, 2013, 07:49:18 pm »

Seriously!
My trade depot caravan distillation device could have worked better, it sort of flooded the entire level and then stuck-on if I remember correctly (or did someone (scruffy?) channel a hole? I don't remember). I made sure the trade depot only had upward access to the fort though.
I was very impressed by the pump stack, I couldn't even figure out how to fix one small piece of it on my turn! I just assigned half the fort to pimp operating to get the magma reservoir filled up :P

Admittedly I'm still rather on the noob end as far as the mechanical stuff goes.


As an unrelated note, I think I know what the doom of this particular fort is going to be. Not including the contributing factor of drunken overseers of course, they can be blamed for everything and hence it cancels out :D
Wasn't that in the previous fortress? I think that someone was making a pumpstack in this one too but can't remember.

Perhaps I will take a turn tomorrow. Time will tell
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

Lolfail0009

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year Four: Call of the Peach-faced Lovebird Men]
« Reply #1404 on: January 25, 2013, 09:06:54 pm »

As one of the Spearbroken, I can evaluate that mug to be not good enough.

Jervill

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year Four: Call of the Peach-faced Lovebird Men]
« Reply #1405 on: January 25, 2013, 09:08:08 pm »

Was this magma pump stack made with magma-safe materials unlike last time?  Because, well, the last time a magma construction was tried here the creator neglected to check, and one thing lead to another, and the next thing we knew every dwarf was burning alive.

All-in-all, a solid attempt. :)
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Bobnova

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year Four: Call of the Peach-faced Lovebird Men]
« Reply #1406 on: January 25, 2013, 09:12:39 pm »

rofl

Yeah you're right scruffy that was a previous fort, the one with the huge river.
I have no idea what this stack is made out of, it looks like Graebeard was behind the initial construction (maybe all of it?).

Come to think of it, I was thinking of the river fort entirely. No clue what the death of this one will be. The river fort had extremely easy access to the circus. Like, really really really really really.

Seriously contemplating taking four to all the shots and taking a turn. I have a nearly perfect amount of vodka left, enough to get sloshed but not so much that I'll be half-dead tomorrow.
And there's still almost six hours till midnight...


EDIT:
It's on like donkey kong.
First shot in mere moments!


2.EDILT:
(stuff was here)

3.EDIT:
Screw it, I'm making a new post to alert everybody.
« Last Edit: January 25, 2013, 10:03:23 pm by Bobnova »
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how do I lizard Werewolf
ther seems to be a little gecko problem somehwere.
O gawd, drank all ten beers. And 3/5 of this at dinner.  I'm dronk.

Bobnova

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year Four: Call of the Peach-faced Lovebird Men]
« Reply #1407 on: January 25, 2013, 10:05:31 pm »

Log moved. Waaaaay too hard to talk on one page and log on another.
My apologies to forum admins.
« Last Edit: January 25, 2013, 10:18:16 pm by Bobnova »
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how do I lizard Werewolf
ther seems to be a little gecko problem somehwere.
O gawd, drank all ten beers. And 3/5 of this at dinner.  I'm dronk.

absynthe7

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year Four: Call of the Peach-faced Lovebird Men]
« Reply #1408 on: January 25, 2013, 10:09:50 pm »

You are so doomed. You have no idea.

EDIT: Check the unit list. Fun shall be had!
« Last Edit: January 25, 2013, 10:11:57 pm by absynthe7 »
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A_S00

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year Four: Call of the Peach-faced Lovebird Men]
« Reply #1409 on: January 25, 2013, 10:16:39 pm »

You are so doomed. You have no idea.
What, did "crap there's demons everywhere.  aldso I'm drunkal" not tip you off :P ?
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