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[Eric Blank]

Perhaps he's merely less dextrous/adapted to intoxication.

[AnimaRytak]

Perhaps he's merely less dextrous/adapted to intoxication.

I believe you just called me a drunk.
I cannot refute that however.

[Scruffy]

Wow.
Compared to him, I was down right lucid last night.

I mean damn, he's hammered.

How rude

[AnimaRytak]

Wow.
Compared to him, I was down right lucid last night.

I mean damn, he's hammered.

How rude

No worries, you're doing DrunkFortress proud!

[Scruffy]

Wow.
Compared to him, I was down right lucid last night.

I mean damn, he's hammered.

How rude

No worries, you're doing DrunkFortress proud!

Haven't I alway#? Yeah! !!DRUNK FORTRESDS!

[Nonsequitorian]

he's not as bad as I was. Gosh. And I hadn't drank all that much in comparison to what I can do without wanting to. :/

[Wrex]

Wait a minute. Did he just finish year three?



I have the boose. You have the saves. Let's get this shit started.

[Bobnova]

Haven't seen Scruffy's save yet, not sure he's done. Or conscious.

[Scruffy]

Haven't seen Scruffy's save yet, not sure he's done. Or conscious.

Was sleeping. Save in a moment Save up

Since we havent had  fiths im taking te h drinks even without a mandate to do so. Drinks ahoy!

Note to self: never drink half a bottle in a few mins
Everything got a bit hazy after that. I have no recollection of writing all that stuff

[Siquo]

That is the fun part, you get to enjoy your turn twice :-)

Can't think of a decent rule to add, and honestly that many rules was too much to remember inebriated.

[Kamin]

... Dude PUNCHED A TITAN'S HEAD OFF. That is one for the fucking books.

And now it's WREXIN' TIME.

Edit: Any decrees, Scruff?

[Scruffy]

... Dude PUNCHED A TITAN'S HEAD OFF. That is one for the fucking books.

And now it's WREXIN' TIME.

Edit: Any decrees, Scruff?

Take a drink if the fortress runs out of booze (unless you are too drunk to notice that the dorfs are dehydrating  )

By the way, the puncher happens to also be our captain of the guard and pet vampire. I think that he deserves the right to suck a few peasants every now and then. It would be a shame to get rid of him just because he doesn't drink booze.

[misko27]

... Dude PUNCHED A TITAN'S HEAD OFF. That is one for the fucking books.

And now it's WREXIN' TIME.

Edit: Any decrees, Scruff?

Take a drink if the fortress runs out of booze (unless you are too drunk to notice that the dorfs are dehydrating  )

By the way, the puncher happens to also be our captain of the guard and pet vampire. I think that he deserves the right to suck a few peasants every now and then. It would be a shame to get rid of him just because he doesn't drink booze.

I debate that. He is sucking dwarven blood after all. That gotta have a pretty high blood-to-alcohol rate.

[Wrex]

And now, I would like to be informed of any potential fortress killing hazards. Like magma rain or somesuch.

[Scruffy]

And now, I would like to be informed of any potential fortress killing hazards. Like magma rain or somesuch.

Warning! The site has a severe dwarf infestation

Also, the south eastern bridge in the drowning trap is not a rising bridge so the trap leaks. Fix it if you want to use it.
Also we have fast quantities of iron..