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[LittleJP]

This may be the first time ever in a succesion fort, and I still haven't figured out machinery yet.
I want in on this.

[Bobnova]

Nooooo my mood must complete! I hope I go berserk and go out in glory at least!

I had to manually man the pumps to get the lava into the storage reservoir to nuke the caravan, those pumps could be de-manned at this point without issue.

Awesome turn though, I laughed through most of it. My favorite two quotes are:

Drinking a vodka shit.

and:

Shit, we got a vampire. I canøt jandæe a fucking va,åo9re. Vampire. I can't handke afucking vampire i tell you! I can barely handle being derunk! Shiot, I can't handle that even! I dread the rules of caravans and shit.

The bolded part, especially.

But then I saw this...

Shit, I don't even take screenshits. I shoukld be doing this,. Himme a second.

Actually I could totally just quote that entire post paragraph by paragraph, that was wonderful.

I'm looking forward to the next turn

[AustralianWinter]

This may be the first time ever in a succesion fort, and I still haven't figured out machinery yet.
I want in on this.

Start drinking.

Oh mty god, my head hurts. I am completely destroyed.

[Kamin]

I love you rotten bastards. I really do. I ALWAYS look forward to what you guys do over your turns; it's one of the only things that keeps me rooted as firmly as I am to B12 these days

[Scruffy]

I love you rotten bastards. I really do. I ALWAYS look forward to what you guys do over your turns; it's one of the only things that keeps me rooted as firmly as I am to B12 these days

You need to take a turn. The collective drunk fortress hivemind demands it!

[Nonsequitorian]

If I'm still a wake and at home, I will be participating. That could very well not be the case. I don't know these days. If it's not the case, I'll try tomorrow.

[Scruffy]

This may be the first time ever in a succesion fort, and I still haven't figured out machinery yet.
I want in on this.

If I'm still a wake and at home, I will be participating. That could very well not be the case. I don't know these days. If it's not the case, I'll try tomorrow.

I will wait until you two have had your turns and then play one myself (again).

[LittleJP]

My laptop will most likely implode, and I have nothing but eggnog. I'll go dig up whatever cheap booze is lying around the house, and maybe make a few liquor runs.
Say, Monday night EST? Ill have a free night then.

[Scruffy]

I will take Sunday evening gmt. I hope that nonsequitorian will be able to play his turn before that since it has only been a short while since my last turn and it would be better to have a few turns between it and my next one.

[Nonsequitorian]

so I've had: one glass of single malt whiskey at work at one about 3pm, one glass of absinthe at around 6 pm with dinner, one kölsch at 7pm, one hefe-weißbier at 8pm. at 9pm I had another glass of absinthe and another beer, this time something local or someshit, I was at party and not paying attention. at ~ (very roughly) 10 pm I had a glass of jägermeister & some energy drink or some shit. again, at a party and not paying attention.

I missed the train back home about an hour ago and left the party. That tells you guys that I either really care for this, or go to enough amazing parties full of beautiful german girls, that I don't really care anymore. Of course, that all didn't matter when I lived in america either. Party only happens when I'm around.

But anyway, I've had a couple drinks, and I'm a bit drunk. Not enough to walk in a sinewave, but enough that I wouldn't want to drive.

Edit Deux: Damn it takes a while to load. Haven't evens tarted yet.

Edit Drei: Damn it. It failed downloading. Seems as if my internet had too much to drink also. Also 7zip. It goes to 115%. The fuck, 7zip. You've had too much to drink. Go home.

редактировать четыре: looks like I wont be able to play tonight. the gods of luck are pointing at me and laughing. too bad. maybe another night. not tomorrow, I have things to do I realilze. Mostly things that don't need to be mentioned, because they've to do with cafes and a girl going to my house for caffee, or whatever. nothign much, but too much for even dwarf fortress to get in the way of.

well too bad. another night, when I don't have twins coming over and the game decides to download.

[Kamin]

looks like I wont be able to play tonight. the gods of luck are pointing at me and laughing. too bad.

Damn! I was really looking forward to it! Is the download corrupted?

[Nonsequitorian]

Don't know. could be my internet. not sure. it takes a whole hour to download, then it says five minutes from the end that if fails. when I try to put the save in my folder it goes, but then it goes til 115% percent, and then the program wont close. annoying.

[Kamin]

Don't know. could be my internet. not sure. it takes a whole hour to download, then it says five minutes from the end that if fails. when I try to put the save in my folder it goes, but then it goes til 115% percent, and then the program wont close. annoying.

Hrm... I THINK Scruffy or somebody DLed it after A.Winter's turn, so maybe it is a connectivity problem? There's no reason it should take that long to DL, almost even on a 56k.

Alright, that's an exaggeration. But still. Sorry it didn't work, man! I really would have loved to see what the new blood would bring us as Overseer.

[Bobnova]

I downloaded and loaded up AWinter's, it works. I've re-zipped it and uploaded it to my own hosting as a zip file.
http://www.epic-hw.com/pics/DDF/DrunkFortress.zip

Should be able to be downloaded mighty quick. It caps out my 2MB/s pipe. Zip should be able to be opened by windows and linux shells without 7z/etc.

Now you can take your turn!

[Nonsequitorian]

Now I'm not drunk. Maybe tonight, but probably not. It was 2 am when I wanted to take the turn, so I gave up pretty easy when I saw the "56 minutes" and then the "115% extracted."

Internet that I have right now isn't the best.