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[Tiruin]

Also, I think Dwarmin is in Florida as well. Which makes . . . still very few people. :C

Yes he is, west coast as far as I know. 

[Zrk2]

There is a prevailing theory amongst historians that Nebraska was actually nuked into a glassy wasteland by the Soviet Union during the Cuban Missile Crisis and no one noticed because who gives a fuck about Nebraska? The total lack of reaction from the United States disturbed Khrushchev enough that he was willing to talk peace.

All Nebraskan voting records since that date have actually been demographic fabrications by a pro-Republican rogue Colonial who keeps the wasteland under lockdown by having all roads into it constantly be "out of order" under the guise of highway maintenance.

I once tried to hitchhike through Nebraska.  Two days along the highway and I couldn't find a single ride going that way.  I finally gave up and went around.  So your theory seems plausible to me.

Sounds suspiciously like Saskatchewan.

[Hanslanda]

There is a prevailing theory amongst historians that Nebraska was actually nuked into a glassy wasteland by the Soviet Union during the Cuban Missile Crisis and no one noticed because who gives a fuck about Nebraska? The total lack of reaction from the United States disturbed Khrushchev enough that he was willing to talk peace.

All Nebraskan voting records since that date have actually been demographic fabrications by a pro-Republican rogue Colonial who keeps the wasteland under lockdown by having all roads into it constantly be "out of order" under the guise of highway maintenance.

I once tried to hitchhike through Nebraska.  Two days along the highway and I couldn't find a single ride going that way.  I finally gave up and went around.  So your theory seems plausible to me.

Sounds suspiciously like Saskatchewan.

This is due to the Elridge Effect. See, when the USN tried to cloak that destroyer, they pretty much raped the laws of physics. This caused some interesting effects throughout time and space. That curious redaction in the picture of the Pillars of Heaven. Saskatchewan and Nebraska being the same place. The Tunguska Event. Japan's sanity. Little things, you know?

[MaximumZero]

There is a prevailing theory amongst historians that Nebraska was actually nuked into a glassy wasteland by the Soviet Union during the Cuban Missile Crisis and no one noticed because who gives a fuck about Nebraska? The total lack of reaction from the United States disturbed Khrushchev enough that he was willing to talk peace.

All Nebraskan voting records since that date have actually been demographic fabrications by a pro-Republican rogue Colonial who keeps the wasteland under lockdown by having all roads into it constantly be "out of order" under the guise of highway maintenance.

I once tried to hitchhike through Nebraska.  Two days along the highway and I couldn't find a single ride going that way.  I finally gave up and went around.  So your theory seems plausible to me.

Sounds suspiciously like Saskatchewan.

This is due to the Elridge Effect. See, when the USN tried to cloak that destroyer, they pretty much raped the laws of physics. This caused some interesting effects throughout time and space. That curious redaction in the picture of the Pillars of Heaven. Saskatchewan and Nebraska being the same place. The Tunguska Event. Japan's sanity. Little things, you know?

You talking about Philadelphia? Pretty sure that was a hoax. Bigfoot told me so.

[Hanslanda]

Ssssh! It's like Area 51. They let everyone know about something completely innocent, as a blind for the REAL secrets. Area 50. The Massachusetts Test. Chernobyl Aliens.

[MaximumZero]

Ssssh! It's like Area 51. They let everyone know about something completely innocent, as a blind for the REAL secrets. Area 50. The Massachusetts Test. Chernobyl Aliens.

Pff, everyone knows about the Chernobyl Aliens. How else do you explain the three headed cows?

[Hanslanda]

Goddamnit, MZ, stop poking holes in my conspiracies. Are you going to tell them about how the Egyptians ACTUALLY built the pyramids themselves too?

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Shit.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Goddamnit, MZ, stop poking holes in my conspiracies. Are you going to tell them about how the Egyptians ACTUALLY built the pyramids themselves too?

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Shit.

Don't be ridiculous. They had help. Help from....

The Colonel.

[Flying Dice]

"Work for us to construct mighty monuments, and ye shall receive ambrosia from beyond the furthest horizon?"

Seems reasonable to me. Moses probably led that revolt because the pharaohs gave them grilled instead of original recipe.

[Hanslanda]

"Work for us to construct mighty monuments, and ye shall receive ambrosia from beyond the furthest horizon?"

Seems reasonable to me. Moses probably led that revolt because the pharaohs gave them grilled instead of original recipe.

There is Coca Cola on my brain right now, and I blame you.

[da_nang]

Goddamnit, MZ, stop punching holes in my conspiracies. Are you going to tell them about how the Egyptians ACTUALLY built the pyramids themselves too?

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Shit.

FTFY.

[Hanslanda]

I had to re-read that three times before I realized you are a fucking genius.

[MaximumZero]

I love you guys.

[penguinofhonor]

Goddamnit, MZ, stop poking holes in my conspiracies. Are you going to tell them about how the Egyptians ACTUALLY built the pyramids themselves too?

...

Shit.

Don't be ridiculous. They had help. Help from....

The Colonel.

You're not from Kentucky. How do you know our secrets?

[Yoink]

What the fuck is that weird stuff edited in between his hands?