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Re: BATTLE OF STALINGRAD
« Reply #15 on: September 03, 2012, 04:47:21 pm »
Quote from: Greenstarfanatic on September 03, 2012, 02:03:01 pm
SHOOT RAWKET LAWNCHAIR AT NEAREST RED DOOD.

(1) HEY, THERE'S A DOOD WEARING A RED SWASTIKA. MUST BE A COMMUNIST. (4 VS. 1) YOU SHOOT YOUR COMMANDER IN THE BACK WITH A ROCKET, TURNING HIM INTO NAZI GIBLETS. AWKWARD SILENCE WITH REST OF SQUAD.

Quote from: Spinal_Taper on September 03, 2012, 02:03:10 pm
FIRE GLORUS COMMNIST MORTAR AT NATZEE SCUM!

(2 VS. 4) YOU SHOOT A MORTAR AT XANTALOS AND IT DOESN'T FIRE. AWW.

Quote from: anailater on September 03, 2012, 02:11:44 pm
FALLING DOWNWARD FACE KICK OF CHAOUS TOWARDZ SPINAL

ANAILATER JUMPS IN SPINAL_TAPERS HOUSE AND TRIES DER DEUTCHSLAND KARATE. (5 VS. 5) TURNS OUT SPINAL_TAPER IS SOVIET KUNG-FU MASTER. OVER-THE-TOP MARTIAL ARTS BATTLE COMMENCES.

Quote from: Xantalos on September 03, 2012, 02:42:19 pm
Begin with the shoosting at der kommunists!

(1) YOU GET PTSD, AND START SEEING EVERYONE AS A COMMUNIST. YOU FIRE AT YOUR SUQADMATTES. (2 VS. 1) THEY RUN AWAY REALLY FAST.

Quote from: mcclay on September 03, 2012, 03:15:49 pm
BE COLONEL-COMMSIARS GAUNT AND TANITH FIRST AND ONLY. NOT SURE HOW GOT HERE SO SHOOT NATSI.

(6) YOU ARE COLONEL-CAPTAIN-SERGEANT-SOLDIER-PRIVATE-MEDIC-SERGEANT-COMMANDER-PIZZA BOY.

(6 VS. 3) YOU THROW EXPLOSIVE PIZZA AT NAZIS, CAUSING THEM TO DIE A DELICIOUS, CHEESY DEATH.

Quote from: MonkeyHead on September 03, 2012, 03:17:57 pm
Communist solider, penal squadron.

(2)

COMMUNIST SOLDIER, PENIS SQUADRON.

WHOOPS, SHOULD HAVE CHECKED WHICH RECRUITING OFFICE YOU WENT TO.



Nazi Status: Current issue at hand: Friendly Fire.

Communist Status: Troops need to learn how to use guns.




Spoiler: NATSIZ (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: COMUNEST (click to show/hide)
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Quote from: Empiricist on March 28, 2016, 09:18:28 pm
Because trying to stuff Fate/Whatever's engrish and the title of a 17th century book on statecraft into Pokemon syntax tends to make the content incomprehensible.

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Re: BATTLE OF STALINGRAD
« Reply #16 on: September 03, 2012, 04:51:28 pm »
KUNG FU FIEGHT COMMMENSE
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Quote from: piecewise on August 12, 2012, 01:15:26 am
At best it's a pool of ink thats here for no reason; at worst it's a puddle of hateful alien death penises that want to murder-rape you into chunks.
So how are you today?

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Re: BATTLE OF STALINGRAD
« Reply #17 on: September 03, 2012, 04:52:30 pm »
RISING DRAGON KICK! FLAMING FIST OF THE PHEONIX!
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Re: BATTLE OF STALINGRAD
« Reply #18 on: September 03, 2012, 05:03:52 pm »
SPINNING KICK OF ZE AINCHENTS!
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Quote from: piecewise on August 12, 2012, 01:15:26 am
At best it's a pool of ink thats here for no reason; at worst it's a puddle of hateful alien death penises that want to murder-rape you into chunks.
So how are you today?

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Re: BATTLE OF STALINGRAD
« Reply #19 on: September 03, 2012, 05:06:11 pm »
IVAN RIFLEPUNCH THE IMPERIALIST PIGDOGS
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Re: BATTLE OF STALINGRAD
« Reply #20 on: September 03, 2012, 05:19:12 pm »
They're all Commie's!!!!!! Shootem all!
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XANTALOS, THE KARATEBOMINATION
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((The Xantalos Die: [1, 1, 1, 6, 6, 6]))

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Re: BATTLE OF STALINGRAD
« Reply #21 on: September 03, 2012, 05:20:24 pm »
JACK PANZER TANK, BLOW UP LENIN'S TOMB WITH SQUAD
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Quote from: TCM on March 25, 2013, 04:23:36 pm
Jesus must have been guiding him in living out the way of the samurai.

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Re: BATTLE OF STALINGRAD
« Reply #22 on: September 03, 2012, 05:30:39 pm »
Find Gun
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Re: BATTLE OF STALINGRAD
« Reply #23 on: September 03, 2012, 05:49:16 pm »
EXECOOT OPERASHUN COMMIE SMASH. ORDER NATORAL NAZI ENHANSEMENT OFFF TEH INTRANET. IF NO INTRANET MAKE ONE OUT OF FALLEN ENEMEIS.
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Re: BATTLE OF STALINGRAD
« Reply #24 on: September 03, 2012, 06:06:39 pm »
Well, that got old really fast.

Guys, remind me not to make anymore Minimalist RTDs.
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Quote from: Empiricist on March 28, 2016, 09:18:28 pm
Because trying to stuff Fate/Whatever's engrish and the title of a 17th century book on statecraft into Pokemon syntax tends to make the content incomprehensible.
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