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Author Topic: Roll Not To Dodge  (Read 3503 times)

zomara0292

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Re: Roll Not To Dodge
« Reply #15 on: September 04, 2012, 07:10:26 am »

In for the ride.
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I hear a piranha is good eating.  I have a spear; I'll be fine!
The Pilot and their cargo handlers paused when they saw that the entire camp is covered in eldritch runes coated in blood. And rotting monkey corpses everywhere..

They decide that they didn't get paid enough for this..

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Re: Roll Not To Dodge
« Reply #16 on: September 04, 2012, 08:07:13 am »

Urist does a triple backflip somersault supreme into the nearest dudes face.
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Re: Roll Not To Dodge
« Reply #17 on: September 04, 2012, 10:49:11 pm »

waitlist for me
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profesion: monster (high paying job if MMO monsters are to belived)
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Fluttershy jumps onto TCM, giving him a hug. "~Yay~"*Player TCM has left the server. Reason: HHHHNNNNNGGGG-

We Madmen are very ingenious.  Sometimes it just takes just a little less sanity to pull off something completely awesome.

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Re: Roll Not To Dodge
« Reply #18 on: September 05, 2012, 05:55:03 am »

So this hasn't been updated- At all.
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Re: Roll Not To Dodge
« Reply #19 on: September 05, 2012, 09:04:37 am »

So this hasn't been updated- At all.
I hope it is updated soon :-[
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Re: Roll Not To Dodge
« Reply #20 on: September 05, 2012, 03:37:45 pm »

sorry bout the wait, internet crashed yesterday....ALL of yesterday anyway

UPDATE THING GO

Cicero begins swinging on the chandelier, juggling his antlers with his remaining hand.
[3] Cicero successfully latches onto chandelier with the Left Hand! Cicero begins shaking the chandelier! The chandelier falls on Cicero! [6] But he still managed to juggle the antlers beautifully!

Mark takes a bite from the fluffy wamblers before giving it to Edward
[1] Mark bites the inedible creature! The fluffy wambler becomes stuck in Marks throat! Mark is having trouble breathing!

Get in a bar fight.
[1] Jay Cin picks a fight with the bar! He rams headfirst into the nearest wall, attempting to knock down the bar! [4] The wall looks surprised by Jay Cins ferocious assault! The wall shatters! Jay Cins head is stuck in the wound!

Edward eats the fluffly wambler.

With a pint.

[6] Edward chomps into Marks throat to eat the fluffy wambler! Several arteries are torn in Marks throat! Edward swallows the fluffy wambler! [2] It is digested successfully! He can't find a pint though...

Urist does a triple backflip somersault supreme into the nearest dudes face.
[3] Urist successfully does a single frontflip moonsault deluxe into the nearest womans toenail! The woman is not amused!
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Greenstarfanatic

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Re: Roll Not To Dodge
« Reply #21 on: September 05, 2012, 03:46:01 pm »

Begin juggling people. And Drinks. And Bananas.

Add a chainsaw in there somewhere too.
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Re: Roll Not To Dodge
« Reply #22 on: September 05, 2012, 05:21:05 pm »

Go "RRRAAAGGGHHH!!! and headbutt the wall until it falls down.
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Re: Roll Not To Dodge
« Reply #23 on: September 20, 2012, 04:49:47 pm »

Hang the GM by his ears until he updates this.
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Re: Roll Not To Dodge
« Reply #24 on: September 20, 2012, 06:08:01 pm »

Hang the GM by his ears until he updates this.

Lol it dropped out of existence, so I assumed it failed.
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Re: Roll Not To Dodge
« Reply #25 on: September 20, 2012, 09:20:33 pm »

No. We were waiting on you.
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Re: Roll Not To Dodge
« Reply #26 on: September 21, 2012, 05:58:23 pm »

But wait werent there a bunch of people who didnt post their turn?
Or something?


FUCK, I REFUSE TO BELIEVE I FAILED THIS EPICALLY XD
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Re: Roll Not To Dodge
« Reply #27 on: September 22, 2012, 02:17:24 am »

They did.
But then again, you could just kill them off.
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Yeah, he's a banned spammer. Normally we'd delete this thread too, but people were having too much fun with it by the time we got here.

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Re: Roll Not To Dodge
« Reply #28 on: September 22, 2012, 11:13:40 am »

....Really? You're suggesting to KILL THEM OFF in a game where the object is to DIE HORRIBLY?
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Re: Roll Not To Dodge
« Reply #29 on: September 23, 2012, 09:57:09 am »

KILL THEM OFF in a game where the object is to DIE HORRIBLY?
Are they going to be missed?
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Sentience, Endurance, and Thumbs: The Trifector of a Superpredator.
Yeah, he's a banned spammer. Normally we'd delete this thread too, but people were having too much fun with it by the time we got here.
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