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BFEL

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Roll Not To Dodge
« on: September 03, 2012, 08:13:10 am »
A RtD game where you attempt to have your chosen avatars die and fail in the most spectacular possible way, as opposed to attempting to win...or something....actually this is probably just a normal RtD :P

But anyway, players start by giving themselves a name,profession, and thats probably all they need since your likely going to all die horribly every five minutes....but yeah lets do 5 players at a time, the queue shouldn't last too long.

EARLYEDITISEARLY: oh and this is in a medieval setting, because thats easiest
MOREEDIT: hmm should prob also include race...
« Last Edit: September 03, 2012, 08:38:25 am by BFEL »
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Re: Roll Not To Dodge
« Reply #1 on: September 03, 2012, 08:18:04 am »
Name: Urist McRedshirt
Profession: Miner
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Re: Roll Not To Dodge
« Reply #2 on: September 03, 2012, 08:37:17 am »
Ok, we have one of five, need four more.
Oh and for simplicity...YOU ALL MEET IN A TAVERN
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Re: Roll Not To Dodge
« Reply #3 on: September 03, 2012, 08:52:57 am »
Name: Edward Trex
Profession: Barkeeper
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Re: Roll Not To Dodge
« Reply #4 on: September 03, 2012, 09:27:01 am »
Name: Jay Cin
Proffesion: Previously Man of !!SCIENCE!!, now jobless.
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As it turns out, the pen was in fact a poor choice for melee combat in comparison to the sword.
Quote from: woose1 on October 04, 2013, 05:26:51 am
So I just started playing this game and I accidentally nuked the moon.

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Re: Roll Not To Dodge
« Reply #5 on: September 03, 2012, 09:59:40 am »
Mark Ressler, human
Hunter
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Re: Roll Not To Dodge
« Reply #6 on: September 03, 2012, 10:07:47 am »
Name: Cicero
Profession: Jester(?)
Race: Human.

I'm sorry, I really wanted a Jester, and this is all that came into my head.
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Re: Roll Not To Dodge
« Reply #7 on: September 03, 2012, 12:53:45 pm »
I'm joining this waiting list thing.

Name: Sam
Profession: Food Poison Detector for a knight who recently died of "stomach pains. This really hurts, why would God allow one as pious as I to feel such pain!? Sam, do something! I thin--"
Race: Elf
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Re: Roll Not To Dodge
« Reply #8 on: September 03, 2012, 12:57:26 pm »
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Profession: foot-slimer
Race: Tentacle blob

For the waitlist, please.
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Re: Roll Not To Dodge
« Reply #9 on: September 03, 2012, 02:00:38 pm »
Ok we officially have a bunch of easily slaughtered mooks party.


SETTING SET GO THING

     As the workday ends Urist Mcredshirt walks into the tavern of Edward Trex, as he walks in he notices the local hobo, Jay Cin drowning his sorrows in drink he can barely afford on his panhandle money. The hunter Mark Ressler is attempting to sell his recent catch (a badly mangled fluffy wambler) to Edward, not realizing fluffy wamblers are not edible. Suddenly Cicero the jester bounces into the tavern, on his head, because he travels everywhere that way for no apparent reason. Also he's wearing moose antlers.
What shall the players do?
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Quote from: Magistrum on May 19, 2015, 06:22:30 am
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Re: Roll Not To Dodge
« Reply #10 on: September 03, 2012, 02:01:39 pm »
Cicero begins swinging on the chandelier, juggling his antlers with his remaining hand.
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Re: Roll Not To Dodge
« Reply #11 on: September 03, 2012, 02:09:27 pm »
Edward eats the fluffly wambler.

With a pint.
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Re: Roll Not To Dodge
« Reply #12 on: September 03, 2012, 07:11:39 pm »
Get in a bar fight.
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Quote from: Dunamisdeos on April 17, 2018, 05:47:35 pm
As it turns out, the pen was in fact a poor choice for melee combat in comparison to the sword.
Quote from: woose1 on October 04, 2013, 05:26:51 am
So I just started playing this game and I accidentally nuked the moon.

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Re: Roll Not To Dodge
« Reply #13 on: September 03, 2012, 09:06:24 pm »
Name: mannish man
Race: Manly Minotaur.
Bio: Ahahhahaha Hahahahahaha!

Waitlist please.
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Re: Roll Not To Dodge
« Reply #14 on: September 04, 2012, 06:59:36 am »
Mark takes a bite from the fluffy wamblers before giving it to Edward
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