My name is Stirk.
From the moment I was born, I remembered I was trained as an assassin.
It was tough, but my master was a stern but just master.
Still, sometimes I would lay awake in bed and hope that one day, I would find my parents and that we could be a family together again. My master told me that if I survive my first mission, he would help me find my parents.
And so I did my first mission (it was easily, it only required me to kill a family of two with a carbomb). And so my master tried to find my parents. But they were already dead.
I realised I was all alone in the world. All alone except me and my master.
My master's organisation was employed by an illustrious person: Tawarochir. And one day I came back from school. I came into the assassin's warehouse "Master," I said, "I'm sooo tired of having to go to school. Everyone's a poser there. "Hush, little child," he said, "I have a new mission for you! "Oooh great!" I said with joy, "I'll get right on it!"
"It is very simple," the master said as he showed me the map of the mansion I had to infiltrate. "First, you need to say a passphrase to a guard there. When he says Wisdom, you say You Can't Judge a Book By Its Cover. "Alright I can do that," I said as I wrote it down. "And then you need to sneak through the hallways, into the kitchen where a maid has prepared a poisonous Orange juice. "Right, easy," I said. "And then you need to give it to the President, and then it will kill him." "The President?! I said surprised. "Yes, we are contracted to kill the President." "But President Adragis029 is a great president!" "Hush little boy. You have been trained as an assassin to kill people. This must be done." "Ok Master," I said in great turmoil. Because the Master didnt know that... in fact.... I was in love with Adragis029
And so I prepared my mission. I felt really bad. Adragis029 and I had only met each other once. It was at prom-night. I was dressed maginicently. And Adragis029... gosh, now that I think of Adragis029 my heart starts beating more rapidly. But anyway, so I met Adragis029 there. "Hello," I said. "You look nice," Adragis029 said "THank you, you look great too," I said. "Oh, I don't mean your clothes," Adragis029 said, "I mean your soul. I can look into your soul. That's my power. And I see you are unlike anyone else here." "Everyone else here are priks and posers," I said. "Yes, but you're even more special. Maybe... maybe..." Adragis029 said. "Maybe what?" I said. I remember my heart beating very rapidly then. "Maybe you fullfill the prophecy!" "The propecy?!" I said with anxienty "Yes, the propecy. It states that I should mary the person who fulfills the prophecy." "Omygod," I said "Iknoright!" Adragis029 said. "But how do you know who fulfills the prophecy?" "When they have the power of shooting. Oh gosh, I remember myself thking back then. Master told me never to tell anyone, but I did in fact have shooting! "I don't know anything about that," I said. "Oh well," said Adragis029, "too bad. Because you, Stirk, you look like exactly the sort of person I'd love to marry." And then the President left.
What will I do now?I thought when I did the things my master told me to. Shall I fulfill my master's obligation, or shall I show Adragis029 that I am the one they're destined to marry?
(A/N OMG sooooo romantic!)
So I sneaked in and did what the Master told me to do. It was easy.
But when I came to the room with the President, I hesitated. I could not put the poisonous lemonade down. Adragis029 was just too dear to me! I loved Adragis029.
But that moment of doubt became my downfall. As the President turned around and looked me right in the eyes. Stirk?,Adragis029 said.
My breath stopped, my heart was about to explode and my eyes welled up. "It's not what you think!" I said. But of course it was what Adragis029 thought. I was an assassin. I had to accept it.
"Oh my god, Stirk, not you!" Adragis029 cried out. Taers welled up in her eyes and soon they came flooding down her cheek. "Nooooo," the President said, "I LOVED YOU!" (A/N ZOMG *swoon* Amirite?!) "I LOVE YOU TOO," I cried out while I threw the poisonous wine on the floor. "LET'S BE TOGETHER FOR ALWAYS." "OK!" "It is Tawarochir who is behind this assassination! And so the President told the army to arrest Tawarochir. "I love you so much," said President Adragis029. "I love you too." I said. BLAM BLAM! I looked down on my chest and saw blood welling up from my chest. "NOOOOOO," said the president One of the guards had shot me!
Urgh," I said, "HhuuuuuI love you!" "I love you toooo!" said Adragis029 and rushed over to me. "I don't want to live without you!!!" "Don't worry, I'll get better..." I said as I felt the life leaving me. "Nooohoooohoooo," said Adragis029 "At least I'll die," I said with my last breath, "knowing that someone loved me. "HuhhHUHUHHUH," cried Adragis029.
And that day became known in the country as the Day Of Love, remembering the death of President Adragis029's one true love.Me.
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