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[Orange Wizard]

Explodes squirrels.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Did not notice the lack of an s in what Adragis said.

[UnicodingUnicorn]

Assumes that removing a single s can take away 100% tried and true squirrelness.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Has a new avatar.

[UnicodingUnicorn]

Has kept the same avatar since forever.

[Jack A T]

Likes 555 chips for their analog simplicity.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Reaches for low-hanging fruit as far as descriptions go.

[UnicodingUnicorn]

Bloody ninja.

[Tawa]

Actually Ewdard Culen.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Misspells things.

[Tawa]

Doesn't realize I was referencing Forbiden Fruit, the Tempation of Edward Cullen, the fifth best fanfiction in the world after My Immortal, DOOM: Repercussions of Evil, HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, and Sherlock Seasons 4-7.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Thinks that something as shitty as My Immortal or Forbiden Fruit compares to the glory of 30H or Doom: Repercussions of Evil.

[Tawa]

Doesn't realize that was a backward list.

[Jack A T]

Needs to add Light and Dark: The Adventures of Dark Yagami to his list.

[Tawa]

Has likely viewed Death Note. Has ties to the Mafia.

Spoiler: I barely know what Death Note IS and this is hilarious (click to show/hide)

The comet SMASHED into the sea and no one knew what it was cos it was like a new island so they called it AUSTRALIA

"GO TO BED YOU STINKING BRATS OR I WILL TURN YOUR ARSES INTO chicken tikka masala (its a britishy Indian food! Its red LIKE BLOOD. MAYBE IT IS BLOOD?) AND SERVE IT BACK TO YOU ON A PLATE MADE OF THE QUEENS HATS" roared roger.

Imhere to sex up L and bake cup cakes and im all out of cupcakes which is why I need to bake them!

The nuclear bom went off like a bom

"THAT FOOLISH WANKER DA’URQ IS IN NEW YORK AND HES KILLING SOME POOR SODS!"

"So it could be anyone? We are doomed! Doooomed! Dooooooomed!" wailed Light like a baby who licked saying "doooooomed".

"Konnycheewar!" the not-naked dude said in Japanish (IT MEANS HELLO).

"Look Mr L dude" dark said darkly. "I just want to blow up the world is that so evil?"
"Yes because then where will the kiddies live?"
Night looked shocked and stopped signing.
"BRO! I NEVER FORT OF THAT!"

"They sexed very hard and made so much nosse that a bunch of pigeons flew away all over the city and some dudes thought it was an earthquake but it wasn't because it was just some noisy sexing and Ls trailer was rocking real hard then it stopped cos they were done."

"NO! My wife! And my daughter! And my son! And my other son who is an evil guy! And his girlfriend! And a girl from the bus! All sexing together!"

"Stop saying colour! Your in America now! Its color!"

"HEY NEAR TRUTH OR DARE" mello roared lolling as blood explossomed out like a rainbow if all the colours except red were stolen by an evil leprechorn and instead of a pot of gold he had a pot of dead sparrows but they weren't dead they were zombies and they terrorised ireland.

"DO (cosh) YOU (cosh) WANT (cosh) TO (cosh) BE (cosh) NECKS?"

"Few! I thought I was a boner there!"

"YOU WERE ALL MY PORNS IN THIS GAME OF CAT AND MOUSE"

Like if youve ever jumped in front of a bus and the bus was being driven by satan and there was a dead frog on the front and fire instead of a windscreen - thats how scary it was.

It was the early morning and Light and Dark were in bed together but only because there parents were to poor to get separate rooms its not like their gay or anything! Light came all over the bed from the window of the room. Dark reached round and grabbed the cock from the table. It was seven oclock.

It was the ninetys in America. Everyone was watching Friends and lissening to Nirvana and Backseat Boys on records and driving motorbikes and wearing lever jackets everywhere and being all slick and watching flims like Goastbusters and Lord of the Rings! There was no thing as the internet yet so peeps had to download stuff from their TV instead.

Then the moon got really close to the ground and it was the pointy moon so it started stabbing people.