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[Orange Wizard]

Means "Yes".

[technicallyAdventurer]

Was included in my fanfiction as the villain. Had lots of sex with BlitzDungeoneer.
My god.

Spoiler: SO I USED THE FANFIC GENERATOR (click to show/hide)

"Why are you looking at me like that? Its almost like your want me badly. Ha Ha!" technicallyAdventurer chuckled.

"You're my one true friend, technicallyAdventurer, probably the best one I've had in a long time. I like talking to you, hanging out with you, and I even love listening to you sing.
...And now that you've pointed it out, I think I might like trying sex with you."

"You're touching me. That's not considered appropriate behavior," technicallyAdventurer whispered, Her bottom lip trembling while her limbs felt frozen.

"Maybe not. But I don't think you're going to stop me." Tawarochir stroked his hand up technicallyAdventurer's hip, and pulled her shirt from her trousers. technicallyAdventurer's eyes fluttered shut when she felt Tawarochir's fingers touch the skin of her lower back. But she forced them open again and stared into Tawarochir's pretty eyes.

"I should stop you." technicallyAdventurer knew she should. This was Tawarochir. Tawarochir! Could she dare wreck their close friendship? And what about their destiny? But that didn't bother technicallyAdventurer nearly as much.

"Stop me," Tawarochir said, and made it sound like a dare.

technicallyAdventurer was all set to give Tawarochir a glare, but it faded away when She got her first real look at Tawarochir.I mean sure, technicallyAdventurer had seen Tawarochir before, but not REALLY seen them. Not with these new eyes which technicallyAdventurer now had. Her eyes had been opened.

Tawarochir's manly chest.
His pretty neck.
His uncontrollable eyebrows.
 

In point of fact, technicallyAdventurers mouth went a little slack and there may have been some drool.


They kissed eachother softly. technicallyAdventurer whispering sweat nothings into Tawarochirs ear.
Tawarochir and technicallyAdventurers bodies entangled becoming one ball of body parts.


They then practiced lots and lots of sex
Once they had finished practicing, they did it for real.


After they had finished - with big grins on their faces and sweaty, they decided to go home and start dating next week.

_{My eyessss}

[Tawa]

Somehow got one of the decent sex scenes and a vaguely coherent plot. Mine keep on using the toilet one and adding in OCs.

[Stirk]

......Will definitely be in prison by next week.

[technicallyAdventurer]

Stirk, you're going in the next one.
Well, it's only an excerpt. There was a part where Orange Wizard had some sexy timez with Blitz.

[Tawa]

Thinks I can get arrested. That flimsy prison they put me in when you accused me of being Gay Batman can't hold me!

Fanfic-ing ninja.

[Stirk]

Has wrote horror upon us all.

[technicallyAdventurer]

Everyone had come as something or someone else.


Sentient Bowtie-san was dressed as Caroline-san.
Caroline-san was dressed as Aristocat-san.
Aristocat-san was dressed as technicallyAdventurer-san.
technicallyAdventurer-san was dressed as Stirk-san.
And Stirk-san was dressed as a Anime collection.
It's so fitting, though.

[Tawa]

Has become addicted to the evil Fanfic Generator.

[technicallyAdventurer]

Was the one to bring about my addiction.

[Stirk]

*Might* have to get shot down. For the good of the world.

[technicallyAdventurer]

Is dressed as an Anime collection.

[Tawa]

Made bad fanfiction...

Spoiler: But I made worse. (click to show/hide)

technicallyAdventurer was thinking about Tawarochir again. Tawarochir was a caring lover with enchanting eyes and enamoring hair.

technicallyAdventurer walked over to the window and reflected on her fateful surroundings. She had always loved strange User Above You Grove with its pong, proud posts. It was a place that encouraged her tendency to feel enamored.

Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the a caring figure of Tawarochir .

technicallyAdventurer gulped. She glanced at her own reflection. She was a kind, sweet, coffee drinker with beautiful eyes and seductive hair. Her friends saw her as an embarrassed, enchanting enchantress. Once, she had even helped an eggy gun-obsessed animé girl cross the road.

But not even a kind person who had once helped an eggy gun-obsessed animé girl cross the road, was prepared for what Tawarochir had in store today.

The sunset teased like hugging Kirbys, making technicallyAdventurer in love. technicallyAdventurer grabbed a sharp top hat that had been strewn nearby; she massaged it with her fingers.

As technicallyAdventurer stepped outside and Tawarochir came closer, she could see the nutty glint in his eye.

Tawarochir gazed with the affection of 7815 loving old-fashioned Orange Wizards. He said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want undying affection."

technicallyAdventurer looked back, even more in love and still fingering the sharp top hat. "Tawarochir, I love you," she replied.

They looked at each other with enchanted feelings, like two salty, strong Soup Ladies kissing at a very amazing fateful meeting, which had jazz music playing in the background and two lovely uncles loving to the beat.

technicallyAdventurer regarded Tawarochir's enchanting eyes and enamoring hair. "I feel the same way!" revealed technicallyAdventurer with a delighted grin.

Tawarochir looked seduced, his emotions blushing like a spluttering, shallow sword.

Then Tawarochir came inside for a nice cup of coffee.

Plans for the Sequel

[technicallyAdventurer]

Has made me laugh more than I should have.

[Tawa]

Laughed at that.

May also like Death by Pistol, The Works of Phillip Edridge, and Ikke Lonk, the Boi.