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Author Topic: Above user in a nutshell: Forgotten beast edition  (Read 1294826 times)

BlitzDungeoneer

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Re: Above user in a nutshell: Forgotten beast edition
« Reply #12810 on: April 16, 2015, 04:08:19 pm »

Speaks the truth.
Confuses me even more.
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Re: Above user in a nutshell: Forgotten beast edition
« Reply #12811 on: April 16, 2015, 04:12:14 pm »

What I am thinking happens:

Random guy:
"Hey Blitz! We are playing a game over here, want in?"
Blitz:
"I can't understand what they are saying! Maybe...they want....me to go away so they can throw the ball here? Is that what that motion means? Ok. *walks away*"

Random Girl:
"So...Blitz. Uh, me and some friends are going to lunch later...want to join?"
Blitz:
"She must mean that she wants the table I am sitting at. Oh well. *Walks away*"

Because the user above me is horrible at understanding obviose meanings.
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Re: Above user in a nutshell: Forgotten beast edition
« Reply #12812 on: April 16, 2015, 04:14:45 pm »

Except that's now what happened at all. More like this:
Blitz: Guys, can I join you in this game of catch.
Random guy #5: No. Go away, I don't like you, goody two-shoes.

Please don't make fun of me like that, Stirk.
It makes me genuinely uncomfortable.
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Eric Blank

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Re: Above user in a nutshell: Forgotten beast edition
« Reply #12813 on: April 16, 2015, 04:21:29 pm »

Is one of two people present who is capable of making arguments over silly things.
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BlitzDungeoneer

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Re: Above user in a nutshell: Forgotten beast edition
« Reply #12814 on: April 16, 2015, 04:22:34 pm »

Thinks my totally tragic backstory is a silly thing.
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Adragis

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Re: Above user in a nutshell: Forgotten beast edition
« Reply #12815 on: April 16, 2015, 04:23:27 pm »

Quite possibly the most tragic figure in history. Like Quasimodo but less ugly.
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Re: Above user in a nutshell: Forgotten beast edition
« Reply #12816 on: April 16, 2015, 04:25:36 pm »

Thinks that my backstory is actually tragic, compared to other B12ers.
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Adragis

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Re: Above user in a nutshell: Forgotten beast edition
« Reply #12817 on: April 16, 2015, 04:28:02 pm »

Thinks I meant his backstory.  I'm talking about how he lives in a belltower.
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Re: Above user in a nutshell: Forgotten beast edition
« Reply #12818 on: April 16, 2015, 04:33:32 pm »

Should totally live in a bell tower. One right over the altar with all the candles. Nice and cozy!
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Re: Above user in a nutshell: Forgotten beast edition
« Reply #12819 on: April 16, 2015, 04:37:32 pm »

Is trying to set up a sacrifice.
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Re: Above user in a nutshell: Forgotten beast edition
« Reply #12820 on: April 16, 2015, 04:38:17 pm »

Has never been told thr joke about the hunchback and the hiker.
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Re: Above user in a nutshell: Forgotten beast edition
« Reply #12821 on: April 16, 2015, 04:39:36 pm »

Knows weird obscure jokes I've never heard of.
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Re: Above user in a nutshell: Forgotten beast edition
« Reply #12822 on: April 16, 2015, 04:41:07 pm »

Is a weird and obscure joke I've never heard of until this morning.
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BlitzDungeoneer

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Re: Above user in a nutshell: Forgotten beast edition
« Reply #12823 on: April 16, 2015, 04:41:49 pm »

Thinks I'm a joke.
Thanks for that. Really.
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Stirk

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Re: Above user in a nutshell: Forgotten beast edition
« Reply #12824 on: April 16, 2015, 04:44:31 pm »

Likes getting offended by random jokes.
Because he is one.
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