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[dragnar]

Bluh. I'm afraid I'm in no state to post for a bit, pretty sick for now. Hopefully I'll be fine in another day or two, but just a heads-up.

[BFEL]

BUMP

[Greenstarfanatic]

Hmm...Omlette...What to do, what to do...a HA! Take the omlette and throw it into the nearest ocean. ride my demon if I have to.

[dragnar]

I'm back! Really! Gah! Anyway... Still need Errol again, but my RL junk is now sorted out enough to get back to posting. Woo.

Just collecting what I have here or later:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Hmm...Omlette...What to do, what to do...a HA! Take the omlette and throw it into the nearest ocean. ride my demon if I have to.

Intrigued by this odd object the ogre has created, Thanatos orders his imps to take it to one of the empty rooms and makes his necromancer experiment with it to find out its purpose. One of the imps shall also build a training chamber for improving their strength.

SQUICKY USES HIS BLOBNESS TO FLOW AROUND THE BULLETS UNHARMED, THEN NOMSORBS SOLDIER THING.

Awesome.  Send out on particularly charismatic soldier, and send him to find more recruits.  Spread tales of potential blood and wealth to any battle-tested soldiers in the surrounding area.

[Errol]

Looked at this thread on Thursday: Don't want to post.
Looked at this thread on Friday: Nope, don't want to post.
Today: ...eeeh.

It's like I have Roller's Block except for ALL things RtD-related.

[dragnar]

Hmm...Omlette...What to do, what to do...a HA! Take the omlette and throw it into the nearest ocean. ride my demon if I have to.

[5]...I don't... That... What? Success?
Soggy Omlette!

Intrigued by this odd object the ogre has created, Thanatos orders his imps to take it to one of the empty rooms and makes his necromancer experiment with it to find out its purpose. One of the imps shall also build a training chamber for improving their strength.

[3]The imps carry out their work quickly enough, but it seems your necromancer is going to need some time to figure this thing out. I mean really, he's a mage not an engineer!

SQUICKY USES HIS BLOBNESS TO FLOW AROUND THE BULLETS UNHARMED, THEN NOMSORBS SOLDIER THING.

[7]Soldier absorbed! Er. Wait. Something is wrong here... After several very disorienting moments, 'Squicky' realizes that it took over the soldier a bit too completely, and not only gained its form and memories, but now defaults to that form, instead of its own.

Awesome.  Send out on particularly charismatic soldier, and send him to find more recruits.  Spread tales of potential blood and wealth to any battle-tested soldiers in the surrounding area.

[5] Seems words has already begun to spread of your path of destruction, and within the day your band of bloodthirsty warriors has doubled in size! Which probably also means that the nearby settlements are a bit lacking in defenses now...

Keep scouting?

[5]your scoutbot has some rather interesting news to report today! Specifically, it stumbled onto a cave nearby, filled with some form of cliche glowing crystals. Whatever the heck the things are, you've got a hunch they would make good power supplies!

[BFEL]

hmmm...as long as SQUICKY still has puppy dog eyes, he doesn't care.

ACCESS SOLDIER THING MEMORIES, LOCAL LANDMARKS/PLACES/PEOPLE NOMSORBTION TARGETS OF INTEREST

[Greenstarfanatic]

SUCCESS!
In fact, Soggy Demon Omlette was my only missing ingredient to summon a demon army!

Back to the castle!

With the omlette!

>Prepare the summoning rites. 

[NRDL]

Locate a defensible spot where I can send out raids and defend my position well.  Like an abandoned fort, or something like that.



((Also, how many soldiers did I actually get?  Literally twice my current number? ))

Nixin the Breaker
Holdings:
Abandoned fort
Twenty three well-trained soldiers
3 Average soldiers
2 Berserkers
6 Hostages
Fortune

[Fireiy]

I know the 1-6 rtd model, but what do 0s and 7s do?

[Donuts]

I know the 1-6 rtd model, but what do 0s and 7s do?

Super under/overkill?

[Greenstarfanatic]

Also, Errol hasn't responded to the Megaman RTD. We may need a replacement.

[Errol]

FUCK, that one still exists?

[VincValentine]

Thanatos shall order his ogre to create ACTUAL traps this time, while his Necromancer shall continue his magical studies. His imps shall build a tinkerer's workshop in one of the empty rooms in an attempt to lure some kind of mechanic into the dungeon. Also, check on the state of the prisoners.

Spoiler: Thanatos (click to show/hide)

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#|(C)  (x)    (j)|#
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(t)|(s)--O--(c)|(T)
#|        |        |#
#|(F)   (l)   (a)|#
#----------------#
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Dungeon:
 -Heart Chamber: O
 -Spawning Pool: (x)
 -Sleeping Chamber: (s)
 -Chicken Farm (inactive): (c)
 -Library: (l)
 -Sacrificial Altar: (a)
 -Jail Cells: (j)
 -Storage Chamber, filled with chickens: (C)
 -Forge: (F)
 -Treasure Chamber: (t)
 -Training Room: (T)
 -Empty Rooms: ()

Minions:
 -5 Imps
 -Necromancer
 -2 Skeletons
 -Ogre Smith
 -4 Peasants (Imprisoned)
 -CHICKENS, HUNDREDS OF THEM

Objects:
 -Ogre's artifact ... thing