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Re: Apparently Dwarves lived in Turkey
« Reply #15 on: August 31, 2012, 12:14:52 am »

20,000 citizens? God, think about the FPS!

Don't worry they were just running it on a supercomputer. It makes perfect sense
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Re: Apparently Dwarves lived in Turkey
« Reply #16 on: August 31, 2012, 12:51:17 am »

20,000 citizens? God, think about the FPS!

Don't worry they were just running it on a supercomputer. It makes perfect sense

Too bad there's no multithreading :P
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Re: Apparently Dwarves lived in Turkey
« Reply #17 on: August 31, 2012, 05:19:08 am »

20,000 citizens? God, think about the FPS!

Don't worry they were just running it on a supercomputer. It makes perfect sense
yes , turkeys are waaay ahead from us in supercomputers .
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Re: Apparently Dwarves lived in Turkey
« Reply #18 on: August 31, 2012, 07:37:18 am »

I looked at the map, and, OMG it's a pathfinding NIGHTMARE!!!!
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Re: Apparently Dwarves lived in Turkey
« Reply #19 on: August 31, 2012, 08:51:28 am »

It dove down for 18 stories, you say? And thousands of people could flock down there?
Geese, that's some cardinal project.
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Re: Apparently Dwarves lived in Turkey
« Reply #20 on: August 31, 2012, 12:12:27 pm »

no project is a real project without magma .
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Re: Apparently Dwarves lived in Turkey
« Reply #21 on: August 31, 2012, 04:55:03 pm »

Now the real question is - did they turn the invaders off and/or did they use SPEED:0?
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Re: Apparently Dwarves lived in Turkey
« Reply #22 on: August 31, 2012, 05:06:42 pm »

i bet they turned invaders off and generated cavernless world .

i didn't see any barracks , arena or archery ranges .
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Re: Apparently Dwarves lived in Turkey
« Reply #23 on: September 01, 2012, 04:35:07 pm »

I doubt it. Thye probably just put up a locked door until they could afford a raising drawbridge.
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Re: Apparently Dwarves lived in Turkey
« Reply #24 on: September 01, 2012, 05:45:00 pm »

i see , they have no drawbridges .

how can a 1.000 citizen population with all its wealth , survive only with locked door ?
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Re: Apparently Dwarves lived in Turkey
« Reply #25 on: September 01, 2012, 05:50:37 pm »

Well, the invaders might have not brought buildingdestroyers.
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Re: Apparently Dwarves lived in Turkey
« Reply #26 on: September 01, 2012, 06:13:59 pm »

at some point a minotaur would come .
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Re: Apparently Dwarves lived in Turkey
« Reply #27 on: September 01, 2012, 06:56:02 pm »

Well, there's a few possibilities.

1. Luck.
2. Live training. Say, the Turks see a rabbit and send their soldiers out to kill it.
3. Danger rooms. The wooden training spears would rot, and the stone mechanisms would probably break down or erode into unrecognizable stuff.
4. Some of the rooms might have been improperly identified barracks, training areas, or whatever.
5. The ruins aren't inhabited anymore, are they?
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Re: Apparently Dwarves lived in Turkey
« Reply #28 on: September 02, 2012, 10:09:19 am »

i see , they have no drawbridges .

how can a 1.000 citizen population with all its wealth , survive only with locked door ?

Well obviously they didn't :p I don't see any mention of dwarves living in those settlements !

I hope archeologists will keep on exploring and find the vast cavern deep underground now. Complete with mushroom trees and all.

Seriously, this is awesome.
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Re: Apparently Dwarves lived in Turkey
« Reply #29 on: September 02, 2012, 11:33:02 am »

its awsome until they dig too deep .
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