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[Scelly9]

make a little toast!

[4] John makes toast! It's a bit dark though.

[NESgamer190]

Well then...  a little burning never kills, right?  Perhaps the omlette will turn better being made.

[Scelly9]

Omlette

[1] John merrily makes an omlette, it bursts into flame!

Roll for control!
-GreenStarFanatic: [4]
-MrWillsauce: [2]
-NESgamer190: [6-1=5]
-Markressler: [6]

Markressler gains control!

[markressler]

John will try to make some mashed potatoes and add some salt.

[Scelly9]

make some mashed potatoes and add some salt.

[5] WONDERFUL POTATOES! [6] TOO MUCH SALT!

[markressler]

throw the potatoes and the salt to the ground, in anger

[Scelly9]

[2] The bowl shatters in your hand!

Roll for control!
-GreenStarFanatic: [3]
-MrWillsauce: [2]
-NESgamer190: [4]
-Markressler: 4-1=[3]

[NESgamer190]

Cripes!  Pick out those shards and eat those mashed potatoes!  It's a sin to be wasteful like this!  (If it IS my turn...  If not, I'll promptly kill my message with a silver war hammer)

[Scelly9]

[2] John cuts himself on the glass!

Roll for control!
-GreenStarFanatic: [3]
-MrWillsauce: [5]
-NESgamer190: 2-1=[1]
-Markressler: [2]

[MrWillsauce]

Yell at the toaster for knocking the bowl to the ground "bad Lard-ass!". Jon then locks the toaster in the cupboard and begins walking to the grocery store.

Also can you please PM me back the message with my obsessions on it. I've forgotten what they are and I didn't have save sent messages enabled.

[Scelly9]

Yell at the toaster for knocking the bowl to the ground "bad Lard-ass!". Jon then locks the toaster in the cupboard and begins walking to the grocery store.

After calling his Toaster Lard-ass and locking it in the cupboard, Jon walks to the store. [6] He does it very well! Although his shoes fell off somewhere along the way...

[MrWillsauce]

Frantically ask out all of the women in the grocery store.

[Scelly9]

Frantically ask out all of the women in the grocery store.

You try and ask out women! 4-2=[2] They are offended and leave the store!

[MrWillsauce]

Blame a bottle of soda my cat for scaring them away and threaten to never allow him to eat lasagna again! Then buy a bunch of random ingredients.

[Scelly9]

Buy a bunch of random ingredients.

[3] You try and buy things, but are kicked out for not having shoes! You manage to grab a bag of flour on the way though.

Roll for control!
-GreenStarFanatic [4]
-MrWillsauce 5-1=[4]
-NESgamer190 [4]
-Markressler [4]
What in the almighty fuck.

(Re)Roll for control!
-GreenStarFanatic [5]
-MrWillsauce 4-1=[3]
-NESgamer190 [2]
-Markressler [3]

((Roll for control rules have been re-written. Please see OP for details.))