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[Loud Whispers]

Three times as much horse packed into one horse. Twelve sets of legs, three heads, three tails, ability to squeeze under the gaps in your doors. I maintain they were not an improvement over regular horses because they also needed three times as much food

[King Zultan]

Three times as much horse packed into one horse. Twelve sets of legs, three heads, three tails, ability to squeeze under the gaps in your doors.

I bet that last bit was creepy to see, a three headed horse coming out from under a door.

[Loud Whispers]

Three times as much horse packed into one horse. Twelve sets of legs, three heads, three tails, ability to squeeze under the gaps in your doors.

I bet that last bit was creepy to see, a three headed horse coming out from under a door.

Surprisingly not. Dream logic and all it was just assumed to be ordinary horse shenanigens

[Frumple]

Surprisingly not. Dream logic and all it was just assumed to be ordinary horse shenanigens

They do do that sometimes. It's like when they go surfing or bake a cake for the person they're wooing.

[dragdeler]

A horse that can squeeze under the gap of your door, is a horse that can fit in a binder. Now you only need to able to carry  2-3 tons... Oh how the stables have spured.

[Eric Blank]

A horse that can get under your door can get into your fridge/pantry and gorge itself on all the worst things for a horse to eat, and die.

Three times as fast, too.

Truly the horse centipede cerberus is the worst form of horse. Hopefully those heads all have different plans.


I dreamed about making very tiny tacos on these 4 inch long tortillas. I could only have three and couldn't fold them because I put way too much onion on them.

I also dreamed my (or maybe not my) dad got murdered and I became a serial killer/assassin living in the woods taking out corrupt cops.

[King Zultan]

Horses in dreams are truly terrible things and we should put a stop to them!

[Imic]

I dreamt that I tried to keep wild rats as pets in my apartment. They breeded rapidly to fill the cage I put them in, and when I was putting in a bowl of water, they all escaped and I had to chase them around and catch them under a bowl to throw them out. My landlord's solution was poison.

[hector13]

“Wood eels come and go as they please, [person you know] is mysterious.”

[Loud Whispers]

I'm sorry Mrs Jackson

I am wood eels

[hector13]

I’ve been watching America’s Funniest Videos (You’ve Been Framed, for the British folks) recently which may have affected a brief flash of a dream I had that actually woke me up laughing. I don’t even know why because it wasn’t that funny.

There was a child giving out the Eucharist for whatever reason, possibly saying goodbye to people after church, and instead of saying “god bless you” they were very innocently and proudly saying “god damn you” to everyone.

[Rolan7]

I had to mask my self a lot recently, but yesterday I got home.

I dreamed my "brother" and I were partying in a big, eerily empty city.  We walked strange backstreets, staircases, and rode a fully automated metro.  Mostly, we sang.  Old pop songs that my brother and I sang as children becoming adults, when we felt cut off from everyone but each other.  We were also casually half-naked, metaphorically all the barriers were down.

In this dream I didn't have to be on guard with him, or him with me.  We were reconciled and things were the way they had been.

But this wasn't my brother.  This was my subconscious passenger, my masculine mirror, rewarding me for staying sober and processing my feelings yesterday.  I/we have truly grown as a person.

I also found a full day's worth of little teal pills on the ground and put them in my mouth, which got me lightly chided by him.  But it was a dream, where we can have a little gender euphoria.  As a treat.

[pikachu17]

I was part of a heist crew, and I had various magical powers.
We were in farm purchasing supplies, but the farmer refused to sell us some special cabbages, so I secretly turned into a hawk and tried to fly away with a cabbage. However the farmer and his employees cornered me at a wall due the low ceilings of the farm. Then I tried to claw the farmer, but he caught my talon in his teeth and was Senator armstrong.
Then I possessed a little girl so we could escape, and decided to give her a dream so she thought she was just sleeping, but I couldnt think of a realistic dream to give her.
Then I was trying to enter a gangster's hideout where the entry fee was having to deliver some drugs, but I grew enraged at them not just allowing me to buy an entrance with money, they then kept adding more drugs to those I had to deliver, until I snapped and tossed them at the bouncer and left.
Then the dream skipped to me and my crew being in the hideout trying to find some Persona-style dungeon, where I discovered that despite intending to go to such dangerous places( a dungeon inside a gangsters hideout whose gangsters should hate me) my dad in the crew (that dude from Fast and the Furious) had secretly taken away my shotgun.

[Rolan7]

I was a chill mafia goon, and a vampire lady, in a modern fantasy pastiche.  My teammates ran down some stairs to pursue some schlub, but I was thirsty... so I sat on the stairs and fished a big bottle of water from my cool trenchcoat.  "I'm guarding the exit" I decided with a smirk, taking a long drink of water.  I heard someone coming down the stairs behind me with my vampire hearing, which was really just my obsession with listening around me IRL.  They got real quiet as they approached me.

"Heya" I muttered friendily but apathetically
"...Hi" they responded in an airy, vibrant voice.
Then they leaned over to spray something in my face.  It burned, mildly.  garlic (or holy water?).  Oh, an angel (half-angel?  Aasimar?)
To be polite I stood and ran off with a half-hearted "oh noooo".  I ran back up the stairs, away from my team, because the angel "got the drop on me" and could have been a lot crueler.  Only polite to play along and let them keep the element of surprise.

I did drop a little glass vial as I rushed to leave, though, and it broke on the steps.  It was like my E vial except it wasn't nearly so important, must have been some perfume or something.  Oddly can't remember.

I got to the top of the stairs, which were almost flush with a sunny lake.  I scooped water and washed my face in the sunlight.  I felt pretty good about everything.  I didn't feel ashamed, or like burning from the sun, or any of that...  I just kinda enjoyed being a chill vampire mafiosa on a glimmering beach.

[Bumber]

Wario showed me fun. There were multiple Wario heads flying towards me from different directions.