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[ironsnake345]

I had a dream where suddenly I had a girlfriend, who turned out to be a Minecraft bee. Not only that, but she was cursed. The curse caused her to be fairly happy and upbeat most of the time, but if she ever saw or heard about royalty, pizza, or bumblebees (which fortunately were a different type of bee from her in the dream) the curse would activate, causing her intense physical and mental torture.

Later that same dream, while we were having a fun day at the mall, we were approached by a certain pony princess, whose presence caused my new girlfriend's curse to activate and send her into a semi-aware trance of pain and agony. Thinking quickly and not-so-clearly, I responded by beating up said princess until she was no longer in our presence. Then, in a moment of clarity, I grabbed my still-recovering girlfriend, said we needed to go NOW, and ran for it. The rest of the dream mainly consisted of a car chase in which we got shot at a bunch by said princess' honor guard. We managed to get away and make it home safe, fortunately.

[ArchimedesWojak]

I had a dream where suddenly I had a girlfriend, who turned out to be a Minecraft bee.

?

[King Zultan]

I had a dream where suddenly I had a girlfriend, who turned out to be a Minecraft bee.

?

Dreams be like that sometimes, one minute your with a girlfriend then suddenly everything is bees.

[nenjin]

Dreams do be like that.

[Rolan7]

I've had some pretty gruesome ones lately considering my dad's foot situation, but I just remembered one I didn't write down.  I was too busy that morning, but a little stuck with me.

We were hiking, like when I was young.  But more like bounding along.  There were steep cliffs everywhere, like there always had been in reality, but I wasn't afraid.

Well, yeah, I bounded a little too far.  I realized my mistake too late and skidded along the dusty dirt, towards a very specific cliff-face we once *scaled*, and I then I was hanging on for dear life.  Unlike most of my dreams this felt entirely real, and I was very afraid.  I was sliding.  I caught his hand, fingers straining.  I tried to calm down, no long slipping farther, but my other hand couldn't find enough purchase in the dirt to make any progress up.  He was talking but I couldn't hear, it sounded like the obvious things.

We were stuck like that, and I was so afraid to fall.  I didn't dare readjust my grip, and even if I had, what then?  Risk pulling him down too?  Or what, stay like this until help arrived?

I honestly don't remember how/if it concluded just that I was breathing heavily when I woke up, annoying early.

[Dunamisdeos]

Someone ELSE had a dream about our little group of discord DnD miscreants.

They'd never actually seen any of us before, so their dream just pasted things in. These included me as a Hippie Bus Driver, A giant grasshopper, Young Neville Longbottom, Emo Spider Man, and "The biological child of Ron Jeremy and Jack Nicholson". The last person was simply a formless voice from the back of the bus.

I drove them all to work on a greyhound bus and that was the dream.

[RoseHeart]

I was trying to recall and record my dream as I often do, then it was like an interruption. I imagined an extraterrestrial woman, skinny, with big dark pupils, sagging grey skin, and long brown hair in a bun, standing beside the right side of my bed which I sleep closest to. It was a positive association I felt with this person. Then my dream recollection moved forward with the rest of the more typical abstract parts of my dream, and it felt like a strain remember anything else about the hiccup.

[Sebastian2203]

Had a really frikking vivid dream.

I am at this guys house and I am shit drunk and basically puking everywhere and I have no idea where I am.
And I do something embarrassing but now I have trouble recalling what exactly went on in the dream.

Then came the second dream in which I am driving a car and the brakes stop working.
Pedal for the brake feels like a sponge, the vehicle is moving at ludicrous speeds and I cannot stop it.
I cry and yell and no matter how much I mash it with my feet it just does not do anything to even marginally affect the car speed.

The car does not care about my intentions, it does not care about my life, it just rushes on forward.
I take corners at extreme speeds, wheels make those weird cornering squeaky sounds and everything in the car is flying.

Then finally comes a corner that I do not handle, I spin 180° degrees and hit a wall with the rear of my car.
I am extremely angry that my new shiny car is wrecked and I wish that this was a dream, I tell to myself if I close my eyes hard enough this will all be just one of those crazy anxious dreams.

And thank god it was. My eyes are closed IRL and I now feel I am still in my bed and this must be in fact a dream.
I now slip back into something between lucid dream and a consciousness. But not enough control to be really a lucid dream.

[methylatedspirit]

I disassembled a laptop, and I removed a CPU. It looked like no CPU I've ever seen; on the heatsink, there was this white ceramic package chip (Intel 4004?), as well as an LCD for whatever reason. Also, its model number was "i7-7100". No CPU by that exact name exists, but the i3-7100 does exist.

[nenjin]

Dreamed I was at my mom's house, letting the cats in. She only had two, and after one died I had a few series of dreams where there were new cats all over the place, to the point I couldn't keep track of them all.

Well, had that same dream last night, except this time I let a cat in and it had a....weird face. Not ugly, just strange. Then as I was petting it and fussing around with yet more cats, it suddenly morphed into like a cockatoo cat, complete with the head feather and beak. Very odd. I'm definitely not a bird person.

[Uthimienure]

Dreamt I this morn' ?
Verily, I do recall the dream,
Not at all.

[Eric Blank]

I had a weird dream about a trip to some tropical island almost entirely dominated by a huge natural park covering all its rainforests, and my family went there on vacation. There was some gang violence going down we were caught up in at the hotel and again at a museum/zoo. There were these tiny humanoids recently confirmed to be living there, very short and wide in stature, with very short arms and legs, covered in fur. Everyone wanted to see one. But we never got out of the museum.

[Rolan7]

My previous housemate was giving me shit for not visiting my sick dad more.  Over and over and over and I

He turned away from me, and I charged into him, knocking his frail frame to the floor.  And as I stood over him, full of rage and knowing I'd done wrong-

Another person in our friend group grappled me before I could do more wrong. She tackled me against my dad's tech, and I stared her in the face and warned her not to damage his technology.

And she stared me dead on and

I woke up.

[ArchimedesWojak]

My previous housemate was giving me shit for not visiting my sick dad more.  Over and over and over and I

He turned away from me, and I charged into him, knocking his frail frame to the floor.  And as I stood over him, full of rage and knowing I'd done wrong-

Another person in our friend group grappled me before I could do more wrong. She tackled me against my dad's tech, and I stared her in the face and warned her not to damage his technology.

And she stared me dead on and

I woke up.

They say you dream in metaphors but i have no idea what that could mean

Go visit your dad

[methylatedspirit]

I was doing dream things, and I suddenly realized that I was stuck in a dream, so I had to essentially wiggle my actual body into waking up. I think there were a couple of false wakeups too, as if the panic of realizing I'm stuck wasn't enough. At least I woke up (I hope), so it worked this time.