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[FallacyofUrist]

I'm in a house which is some odd video game and things just have to go a certain way or bad things happen. I have to make sure things happen that way. For instance, by scattering these odd pill-like pellets everywhere.

Before Armsmaster shows up with a police dog.

Well, at least now I know Worm factoring slightly into my dream is a pattern.

[tonnot98]

I dreamed that I was playing Yandere simulator in real life, going around my school stabbing acquaintances, but never anyone that I knew well. Thing is, they never died, and they treated it as if I spilled water on their lap.

[itisnotlogical]

I was Ramses, as depicted in the animated film The Prince of Egypt. I was also my IRL cat and former FBI director James Comey, although the cat was how I physically manifested. I was facing off against Aang from Avatar: The Last Airbender, who was also Moses (although a more realistic version than my cartoon Ramses.) Aang/Moses went into the Avatar State and unleashed the biblical plagues upon Egypt, although there was a lot of plain old destruction and mayhem mixed with the toads and locusts.

I went to the top of a pyramid to convince the Egyptians that they shouldn't kill my ass for bringing Aang/Moses down upon them, but couldn't think of anything to say. I retreated to my chambers, which was just my IRL bedroom. Then I switched places with Aang, and took a cough drop which let me hear my cat speak (he wasn't Ramses or Comey anymore, just my dumb cat.) I hugged him and cried profusely for several minutes before the dream ended.

[Eric Blank]

I had been off my meds for a couple days, and one of the dreams I had put me back in school, college I guess, I was going around groping whoever I felt like and literally nobody cared what I did. it was all very strange and totally inappropriate and I don't get why I have dreams like this whenever I miss my meds for a couple days

[Bumber]

I was also my IRL cat and former FBI director James Comey, ...

Read that to imply your cat is James Comey.

[hops]

Uh, well yeah, that's why you need to keep doing it for a while. Practice.   

Sadly, I don't have time to write down my dreams in the morning... I literally wake up half an hour before I need to go to school :/

So it's just weekends... and summer. But I don't wanna think about summer...

How are you even that fast though :v

I need at least half an hour to shower and put on makeups to begin with.

[Rolan7]

I was dangerously drowsy as I bicycled home from a video store, and swerved into the other lane as I woke up. 

Still dark, with a nice breeze and some early birdsong from the open window.  I was clutching something in my hand, hard...  I tried to guess without moving.  Probably my phone.  Oddly my desktop monitor shut off just as I looked at it.  A housemate flushed in the bathroom next to my room, I guess they woke me up.  Why is the door behind me, though, I want to look- the footsteps are wrong, they stopped at my door.  Is it even closed?  Gotta get up... can't...

The struggle to move woke me up for real (Can't read text in dreams ).  I was just having a daynap, which is seldom boring.  Mainly odd because of how clearly I felt the thing in my hand.  The senses of touch and vision usually seem pretty vague in my dreams.

[Steelmagic]

Had a dream where I was given command of the 1980s Soviet troops in the Far East. The dream consisted of me baiting Japan and the US into entering Soviet waters during an exercise. Once they did, I used it as an excuse to invade Japan, landing troops at several spots on the coast, possibly launching a nuke at one point. Woke up as my troops started advancing towards Osaka.

[Eric Blank]

Just dreamt i was herding cats through the rainforest because they got lost somehow. It was an adventure, as herding cats always is. There were people living there, in little thatch huts, who only ate this sort of grass. And the idea that something was chasing me for whatever reason, so i couldnt afford to stop for long

[TD1]

Dunno what the dream was, but my mum walked in while I was asleep, and apparently I shouted 'Time Team' at her

[martinuzz]

I dreamt I was working in a call-center, and I was randomly calling pastafari, trying to convince them that they should send me money so I could buy enough meatballs to keep the sift on my head from smelling funny, because the pass photograph shop wouldn't let me in otherwise to take a passphoto. Still not sure how I managed to wear both a sift and a headset, but at the end of the dream delivery men kept coming into my callcenter which turned out to be my house with boxes full of photos of meatballs, and I was shouting at them that I needed monster lasagna.

I think I may have played Don't Starve too much lately

[Yoink]

Ohh man, yeah it sounds like you haven't been picking enough flowers to counteract all that monster meat...



The only snippet of a dream I remember from last night was a scene in which someone resembling Matt Lucas (the actor) began debating gender politics or some such with some hardline person with an opposing viewpoint (I think) on some sort of television show.
It was kind of awful. I think dream-me wanted to change the channel so badly it woke me up.

[itisnotlogical]

While in class it started feeling like there was something hanging off of my face. I go to the bathroom and find a wrinkly mass almost totally obscuring my left eye. I peel apart the folds and find the head of a penis which suddenly grows into a three-inch erection.

I dreamed I had a dick growing out of my forehead.

I had other dreams last night/just now but they don't matter in that context, really.

[TD1]

Well, I wish I'd realised I was reading the dream thread before seeing that...

[Yoink]

Last night I had one or more extremely mundane but still horrifying nightmares in which She stopped replying to my messages. Thanks, brain.