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[Graknorke]

Had a dream about conducting trains and also being threatened to be stabbed. Was pretty fun overall.

On that note I seem to notice that in my sleep-hallucinations I don't tend to have much physical strength. I mean obviously there isn't any real feedback from the things that happen, but even the imaginary feedback and the consequences of it feel very... limp almost? Like I'm barely trying.

[miauw62]

I dreamt that I talked to my crush. When the dream started there were still some weird things like prison architect pipes on the floor ,but I've got my dream-priorities straight. We were at the top of a very tall spindly tower, and we just talked. Then she said she was going to get a drink and asked me if I wanted any, and then I woke up.

That was probably one of the most pleasant dreams I've had in a while, but it also reminds me of how fucking lonely I am.

[KingofstarrySkies]

I had a dream where I was an outlaw, in the Wild West times. I had a Fedora (the one I own IRL) and a badass bandana, and robbed a train. On the train I had a gunfight, and at one point said "Fuck it" and ran at them (Their bullets were suddenly worthless) and snapped their necks.

I then jumped off the train, where I found a talking cactus who wanted to take the stolen money. I then punched the cactus.

Why oh why did I punch the cactus.
Suddenly, the world melted, and I was in a weird, fucked up sort of labyrinth, and began exploring. I opened a door, saw something that was basically...I don't remember it's exact form, only that it filled me with such terror and dread that I shot roughly three thousand bullets into the room, before lobbing in dynamite, and then slamming the door. I looked at the door.

It read, "Koss's worst nightmares"

Jesus Christ, mind! The fuck is WRONG with you?
Also, I awoke to the song Labyrinth, by the German band Oomph.

[Arx]

So what you're saying is, you dreamed you were your avatar? 

I managed to actually remember my dreams again last night. Unfortunately, I've since forgotten much of it, but I was doing something, and then someone famous hit me (as in, projectile hit me, not punched me), causing my FPS to drop by 7715 (). Fortunately, it was 10000 before, so I hardly noticed.

[KingofstarrySkies]

Well, yes. I was my avatar, but instead of being an alien from a video game, I was human.

and apparently immortal.

[TD1]

And apparently stupid...

Who hits a cactus? 

[Akura]

Spoiler: Warning: This one is pretty gruesome, read at own risk (click to show/hide)

I had a dream were I was trying to butcher my dogs. I was sitting on the floor of my bathroom trying to skin and remove the meat off of them. I had already done one, and already slit the throats of two others(the fourth one was still alive I think) and was about to start on of them when suddenly I started wondering what in the holy fuck I was doing. I think it was at that point I took conscious control of the dream, because then I woke up, more than a little sick with myself. I'm still a little disturbed by it.

[Loud Whispers]

I had a dream a long, long time ago in which I and my classmates were going on a "field trip," in which we dressed up in 18th century military garb with muskets... and went down the road to fight the British. All my friends died, and the girl I had a crush on. ;-;

The hearts and minds of the American people shall return to the British fold via dream-invading redcoats. This is only the beginning.

Why oh why did I punch the cactus.
Suddenly, the world melted, and I was in a weird, fucked up sort of labyrinth, and began exploring. I opened a door, saw something that was basically...I don't remember it's exact form, only that it filled me with such terror and dread that I shot roughly three thousand bullets into the room, before lobbing in dynamite, and then slamming the door. I looked at the door.
It read, "Koss's worst nightmares"

YOU UNLEASHED DAVID BOWIE?!!!

[Orange Wizard]

Another wacky dream for me. I was getting out of bed in a fairly normal fashion, before I noticed the kitchen was on fire.
When I got down there, one of my cats was lying upside-down on the stove, on fire. The other was rubbing around my legs, miaowing for food. I grabbed the fire extinguisher, which we apparently keep in the pantry now, and started bashing the flaming cat with it. The extinguisher exploded in a cloud of that weird soggy foam stuff, soaking everything in the room, and the house started to crumple like wet cardboard. I frantically tried to retrieve the not-on-fire cat, but she had been eaten by the on-fire cat. It was only when on-fire cat's eyes glowed red and she miaowed at me (sounding a lot like a bunch of screaming children) that I started WTFing, and woke up.
Long story short, there is no way I'm ever letting my cats near the kitchen again.

[Eric Blank]

I wouldn't like that cat either.

[KingofstarrySkies]

And apparently stupid...

Who hits a cactus? 

IT WAS TALKING AND WANTED MY MONEY GODDAMMIT

[Itnetlolor]

And apparently stupid...

Who hits a cactus? 

IT WAS TALKING AND WANTED MY MONEY GODDAMMIT

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Just be happy it didn't fire 1000 or 10000 needles at you, and then run away with the loot.

[Yoink]

Another wacky dream for me. I was getting out of bed in a fairly normal fashion, before I noticed the kitchen was on fire.
When I got down there, one of my cats was lying upside-down on the stove, on fire. The other was rubbing around my legs, miaowing for food. I grabbed the fire extinguisher, which we apparently keep in the pantry now, and started bashing the flaming cat with it. The extinguisher exploded in a cloud of that weird soggy foam stuff, soaking everything in the room, and the house started to crumple like wet cardboard. I frantically tried to retrieve the not-on-fire cat, but she had been eaten by the on-fire cat. It was only when on-fire cat's eyes glowed red and she miaowed at me (sounding a lot like a bunch of screaming children) that I started WTFing, and woke up.
Long story short, there is no way I'm ever letting my cats near the kitchen again.

...Wow. That's intense.

[TD1]

That escalated rather quickly.

RIP, not-on-fire dream cat

[KingofstarrySkies]

...

Is your mind possessed by evil?

DID YOU COMMIT HERESY AND USE MAGIC

AM I GONNA HAVE TO SMACK A BITCH!?