I had a dream where after having one of my worst days in a long time, and being sick while at it, rendering me rather delirious and angry when I passed out when I had a chance; one of those familiar girls (The blonde, I think) started rampaging through Heaven, plowing through the fluffy cloud areas, standard Heavenly crap here and there, until she made it to a courtyard, and slapped herself in the back of the head realizing how dumb she was in what she was doing.
She then opened a void gate directly to God Himself, and punched Him the fuck out, and quite hard while at it. After doing so, she said to Him "That was for him.". Being offended, I think He tried to remove her from existence, only to fail; as if she was also a god on equal or greater level to Him. Never once did I think God had an "Oh crap." expression.
After telling Him off, Saint Michael (My guardian angel) said to her, sorta behind God's back, "I've been wanting to do that to Him for far longer than you think; and for similar reasons (for more than just myself, but others that have had more than their fill as well (God apparently has a terrible gambling habit; just look at what He did to poor old Job. God's got a hell of an ego; which sorta explains why the Devil exists in the first place, if he was born of/from God as well. Logically, it makes plenty of sense.)). But for obvious reasons, couldn't.". She was flattered, gave her thanks, and on my behalf as well, and disappeared into the nothingness of the dream realm (or wherever she came from); but not without signing off with a 4th wall breaker of smiling at me, saying "I know you witnessed that, and you're welcome. See you again." and making a heart with her hands at me, and skipping happily through the gate before it closed. I think I heard some hip-hop music or something playing in there, like she returned to a pocket-reality nightclub (maybe the same one from a past dream).
I think I have more than just a guardian angel on my side, and maybe God is a bit of a dick too. He must be back to His Old Testament mood again. I mean, IRL, I've never been hit so hard with bad luck since my black cat disappeared, and my sister's pet dog died a few months afterward.
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Funny thing, earlier that day, I was complaining to my siblings how I felt like I was being bullied by God lately and such, and said stuff along the lines of "I feel like I really need to hit Him, and hard.", with the predictable results of offense from the blasphemy and telling me to not be negative and all other crap of that sort. I was pissed off, and didn't need any of it; if anything, it pissed me off even more. Made me feel nearly helpless; felt like elementary school all over again.
And looking back, that same girl had those same red and blue eyes; and was wearing a nice set of glasses while at it. Kinda pointless, but the style fit her looks, and she was quite the looker too. I liked how nonchalantly she was able to rip through the realms/realities as if they were nothing, or as user-friendly to interact with as if it was an extension of her; to the point of hitting herself in the head as if she realized how dumb her initial method was, and took a shortcut, or far simpler approach, instead. Whatever, and whoever She is, She rocks, and I want to meet her. Especially after a closer like that. Not everyone's willing to punch God out for you when you have a sufficiently crappy enough day, and none of your prayers got answered; and to add hot-spicy-minty-lemony-salt on the wound, every count of potential optimism was met with Murphy's Law instead. Extra points/kudos to my guardian angel as well for being so cool about it. When I die/ascend/cross over, I'm having a drink with them, my treat.
I think in another sub-dream, I saw the same thing I nicknamed "The Absolute" (basically, what would amount to an animating fractal of infinite dimensions, in scale and literally, that can speak in all languages and such. Goes by all names, and none; but I prefer the nickname "Absolute"), or as I theorize is the actual God of All Things, which would theoretically be God's grand-daddy. His reaction to all this? Basically, He didn't give much a crap about it, and left things as-is, and basically said to go on as we may. Really, He didn't give a flying fuck about any of what happened, and was neither condoning, nor objecting any of it; but did witness it as well. I would imagine God got one hell of a talking to.
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Now that I come and think of it, that girl reminds me too much of Yukari from Touhou. Probably not the first time I mentioned that.
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