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[Yoink]

They're in your dreams, man. They watch you while you sleep. They see your every thought.

Also typing on this keyboard is a strangely sensual experience.

[Hanslanda]

Haha, if they saw every thought I had, I'd be in prison. They don't actually watch me very closely, it's pretty disconcerting to think law enforcement is this lazy.

[Flying Dice]

They're just a false front to throw you off the scent of the Thought Police.

[Graknorke]

They're just a false front to throw you off the scent of the Thought Police.

Who is this Flying Dice person? I do not remember a person of that name.
This web forum clearly has an issue with nonpersons. This must be fixed.

[Pitchblende]

I remember having a dream a few years back. It was basically me watching the invasion of Normandy, except the allied soldiers were replaced with sea turtles, and German soldiers were replaced with komodo dragons. Then F-16s started showing up and bombing everything, which is where the dream ended.

[Yoink]

I think this dream was actually a night before the last one I posted, but it involved myself making a desperate last stand against a band of Mongolian horsemen to give the people of this tiny Middle-Eastern village time to escape.

I was expecting to die, but somehow I managed to shoot them all with my dual revolvers, narrowly avoiding their swords and the bullets from their own pistols in this weird sorta dance, reloading my guns once or twice meanwhile.
And then after I shot them all, the khan of the Mongolian army went into peace talks with the rulers of the area, ending the Mongolian reign of terror that had been going on in the place.

The oddest thing? The mongolians were all dressed in jockey livery, complete with bright colours and riding helmets.

[Xantalos]

I'm going to sleep listening to opera. We'll se what comes of it in the morning.

[Yoink]

FINALLY someone posted so I can share the weird, Bay12-related dream I had the night before last! 

Well, I was browsing Bay12 for most of this dream, with it switching perspectives between my computer screen, a sort of 3rd-person videogame-style view, and a general camera angle as though I was observing events mentioned on the forums. I don't remember the earlier parts of the dream, just what was going on towards when I woke up.
Anyway, apparently BlargityBlarg was a cop. A badassed, tough-as-nails part-time cop who would take breaks from rocking out in his band to partake in crazy action scenes, such as one where he was blazing away with an assault rifle at an armed drug dealer in a glass-fronted building, causing untold amounts of collateral damage whilst shouting at them to surrender/go f*** themselves.

Whilst doing all this he maintained a near-constantly updated BlargityBlarg thread, in which he regaled us all with tales of his exploits in the twin(?) worlds of rock music and law enforcement. (Apparently he was allowed to do that.)
As if all this wasn't strange enough, he would lapse into a bizarre, near-unintelligible rastafarian accent (think Little Jacob in GTA4 to the power of ten) when discussing drug abuse.
I remember my dream self getting confused over the number of hyperlinks in Blarg's posts, and shortly after that I woke up.

...I know only one way to sum up this dream.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[Reudh]

That.... sounds awesome.

[Xantalos]

Well damn, Yoink. On a related note, I dreamed last night that I could sing. Sing to the heavens, sing to the earth, I was basically Fus Ro Dahing my way across the universe. I eventually sang so loud, I broke the Earth. 

[Loud Whispers]

Hmmm.... I just dreamt of fending off three wolves using legos. Odd. I built a blockade out of them (and holy crap they nearly got past it), but I held it out on the stairs. Bit odd.

Wrex, why are you bringing your friends into mah dreams? D:

[Wrex]

Hmmm.... I just dreamt of fending off three wolves using legos. Odd. I built a blockade out of them (and holy crap they nearly got past it), but I held it out on the stairs. Bit odd.

Wrex, why are you bringing your friends into mah dreams? D:

Clearly, LW, we need you. Were you bit?



Also had the dream again last night. At the least, I didn't kill anyone in this one.

[Xantalos]

Hmmm.... I just dreamt of fending off three wolves using legos. Odd. I built a blockade out of them (and holy crap they nearly got past it), but I held it out on the stairs. Bit odd.

Wrex, why are you bringing your friends into mah dreams? D:

Clearly, LW, we need you. Were you bit?



Also had the dream again last night. At the least, I didn't kill anyone in this one.

Hmm. So they do happen on a regular basis. Give me some time to think on this.

[Yoink]

When I finally got to sleep last night I had some weird-assed dream in a post-apocalyptic setting, apparently inspired by the RPI MUDs I used to play. It was very strange and interesting but I barely remember it, just a part towards the end where I was following someone through some kinda mossy, tree-top walkway scattered with bits of man-made debris and strange structures built out of washing machine piping.

We were checking up on some herd of strange creatures that supposedly lived out this way, after some malign force had posessed half of them to trample over the other half for some reason. I dunno, it all made sense in my dream.

[Loud Whispers]

Hmmm.... I just dreamt of fending off three wolves using legos. Odd. I built a blockade out of them (and holy crap they nearly got past it), but I held it out on the stairs. Bit odd.

Wrex, why are you bringing your friends into mah dreams? D:

Clearly, LW, we need you. Were you bit?

Hell naw. Though they did eat this one guy. Never liked him really. I still don't get why dream me-chose to build a barricade on stairs as opposed to just closing the doors -_-
It's a good thing dream physics are broken.