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[Loud Whispers]

In place of my face there was two big black eyes, a big dark maw, no nose and long, thin, needle-like teeth.
Basically, a terrifying, pale version of my avatar's face.

Bling bling

[Jervill]

In place of my face there was two big black eyes, a big dark maw, no nose and long, thin, needle-like teeth.
Basically, a terrifying, pale version of my avatar's face.

Don't worry, it just means you're slowly turning into your avatar.

[Yoink]

Last night, after spending a large part of the evening researching criminals, old-fashioned prisons and escape attempts(I started off reading about Harry Pierpont and then got distracted) and then playing Fallout: NV for a while, I fell asleep on my small, one-seater couch in front of the TV.

I had this very long, exciting and violent dream, which was unusual in that I woke up briefly a few times, was distracted by family members in the room talking loudly, and still somehow continued the dream when I dozed off again.
Sadly, that didn't really help me with remembering it. I vaguely remember something about burglarizing this place in some snowy, Russia-like country at the start, there was a heap of violence in the middle there, and it ended with some pitiful attempt by some guy to break out of a prison. I really don't know.

Even though I barely remember it, it was interesting simply because late-night reading often causes me to dream about that topic, especially when I sleep in an odd location. Hmm.

[Hanslanda]

PTW cuz I have crazy ass dreams.

[raptorfangamer]

on my last last dream I accidentally summoned slenderman because I was in a forest and thought "wow, maybe slenderman could be here" short before seeing his damn silhouette on some far-away trees. That same dream I got to a medium awareness point and tried to summon a crystal forest to solidify it and a red lake.
I get murky water and a crystal-shaped grass blade (an individual one).

The later segment of that dream I was playing along and saw all these ARG slenderman videos and a website with a slenderman game contest.
I became the screen but woke up before seeing him again.

on my last dream, the first segment was composed of me playing a flash RTS game, after beating the AI I find out it is slenderman and my browser corrupts with the The darth vader prophecy esque special effects (around 1:25 to see what im talking about). That was my first segment and the second segment was my most mundane dream until now.

I was organizing a LAN party with some friends to play age of empires.
I could almost connect to the server but I woke up. D:

[JoshuaFH]

I just saw the OP and thought I'd come in to say that I can't remember the last wet dream I've had. All my dreams are weird, filled with regret, or is a terrifying nightmare.

[Xantalos]

I just saw the OP and thought I'd come in to say that I can't remember the last wet dream I've had. All my dreams are weird, filled with regret, or is a terrifying nightmare.

The best kind! (kidding)

[penguinofhonor]

I have never had a wet dream. I didn't think they were particularly common.

[kaijyuu]

They're pretty rare and random for me.

[penguinofhonor]

Would I be able to have one and not notice? I'm pretty much completely clueless about them.

[kaijyuu]

Not unless you didn't notice your pants were stained in the morning. They're called "wet" dreams for a reason.

[Wrex]

Not unless you didn't notice your pants were stained in the morning. They're called "wet" dreams for a reason.

I"m not even sure how that works. How exactly does your brain deliver enough stimulation?


....Still, I'm the guy who experiences horrific pain in my dreams, so I'm not sure I should be doubting the power of the mind.

[Criptfeind]

I had a strange dream. I was driving a bus (why a bus?) though some boon dock hick swampy area on a tiny two lane road. And apparently the road was so shit that it was hard to keep on the right side of the road, so it had become custom to just sorta drive on whatever side you want, but if you are on the wrong side it is your job to avoid a accident.

So anyway. I was driving along, dodging cars. When suddenly a fucking cop car comes barreling down the road with like three cars behind it, of course they are all on the wrong side. I wait for the cop to pull over to the other side of the road, but I realize too late that it is not going to, so I swerve out of the way and clip the cop, sending him spiraling off the road.

Suddenly the cars following the cop (which I realize now the cop was trying purposefully to stay in front of and maybe slow down) erupt in a hail of gunfire at each other, I barely manage to avoid getting shot or hit and they end up driving off the road and away into the swamp.

I'm thinking holy shit. What the hell was that. Then I realize that the cop car had turned on it's lights, and instead of chasing the cars shooting at each other was chasing me! It pulls up in front of me and spins around so it is facing me and forces me to come to a hard stop. The cop sorta jumps out and gets behind his door with his gun drawn and yells at me to get out of the bus. I sit there stunned and wondering if he does not have more important things to do. Then he fires two warning shots off at me. So of course I stick my hands up (inside the bus as I am standing up and leaving? This is where the dream is not even making physical sense anymore as I start to wake up and it dissolves.) and as I am exiting the bus I think to myself. Shit. I don't have my drivers license.

Then I wake up.


What the fuck was that brain?

It means you're gay Cript.

Thanks brain. Thanks for that.

[kaijyuu]

Not unless you didn't notice your pants were stained in the morning. They're called "wet" dreams for a reason.

I"m not even sure how that works. How exactly does your brain deliver enough stimulation?

Your mind makes it real.

And this is just about the only thing where that Matrix quote actually reflects reality.

[NobodyPro]

Your mind makes it real.

And this is just about the only thing where that Matrix quote actually reflects reality.

I've led a thousand men, died a thousand deaths and eaten a pizza with lettuce on it. Thanks brain.