I had the wildest dream, ever. It begins with me and parents going to hospital and getting me tested. It turns out i was infected with some kind of very dangerous isotope (I dont know if it makes sense...). I was taken to decontamination room and asked "will i be shot?". The answer was no, you are lucky today, we are out of bullets, and they just sprayed me with water and gave me a cookie (wtf?). I was like, is that all? Yes. Then i left the hospital, but alone, and scenery changed. I was some kind of psionic there, and i walked around and killed people in rage. I was screaming "Where is my family?!", and a strange voice responded "Fair game, pay us 2 million and we're clear", i told them "I do not have 2 million". They responded "Well okay, then 4 million should be enough". I kind of psionically lashed out, killing everything in area and noticing that im somehow able to do this i can get my family out myself, right? Besides i dont have a job and money. So... Well you know. Next thing i met were people with fucking CHAINGUNS trying to kill me and one of them said "You shouldn't continue" and attacked me. I was able to slow down time, or either i had super speed so it seemed like slowed down time to them and i killed them, and after the fight i screamed "FUCK YOUR CHAINGUNS". Then i met friendly classy businessmen telling me where to bring the money, so i went there and found people way bigger than normal dual wielding CHAINGUNS. Of course, i won and went into a building. There was my family, executed, then i woke up in the dream going to seemingly another "level". I started out from the hospital exit, and scenario was similar, but the cars and street names were somehow different. Ending was the same. However the third time eas different. It seems i went out of the hospital with a different exit and i ended up in some kind of parking lot. There were people talking and planning. I overheard locations, and a weird phrase "But who cares, it's all just a game". I ran quickly trying to avoid combat, but they chased me. This time they were unarmed, but they were pretty decent martial artists. So after deafeating them i got a call asking me if i want a new phone (It happens to me a lot these days... They phone me and i tell them not to, but they phone anyway and ask me if their offer intrests me). When i got under the adress (the one they were talking about) the place was wrecked on the exterior and there were those businessmen waving and saying hi, although having silenced pistols in the hand which they did not wave with. There was some poorly disguised tripwire. I activated it with a stick, and giant bottles of cola started to explode with their caps (those caps were spiked with nails) flying at supersonic speed at me. Well, i dodged and the businessmen disappeared. When entering the building, it seemed like a phone salon, or whatever, the place where you can buy phones and consult with a guy or something. There was a TV with an advert repeating itself saying "Do you want a new phone, iphone, ipad, or FREE INTERNET? Why not just take it all..." I went further into the building. There were businessmen, but they were different. Angry businessmen, i guess. I had to walk down the stairs to proceed (Weird, because there were windows and i was on the ground floor in the beginning) and every floor there was a businessman that i killed. The floors were seemingly endless, making me to believe that it is some kind of a puzzle. I sat on the stairs and a voice said "Very well! Now lets begin the challenge!". And i was swarmed by businessmen like zerg, with my legs seemingly glued to the stairs. The businessmen had toilet paper bits hanging out of their trousers. I think i was supposed to defeat them all, so i grabbed by the paper and they tripped over and just died. It was pretty difficult because i had only two hands and there was a lot of them. After i defeated them all, their bodies piled up in a way i could walk UP, into the emergency exit. I walked out into a normal part of the city, i mean, normal if not the fact it was defended by people with shotguns, crossbows with explosive bolts, bows with explosive arrows, DUAL WIELDING CHAINGUNS, sniper rifles, brass knuckles, and rocket lawn chair (That was funny, especially that it fired so fast it seemed like a ROKIT CHAINGUN, and no, not rocket launcher, a ROCKET LAWN CHAIR). Also tanks and helicopters. There was someone with a megaphone shouting "SURRENED YOUR WEAPONS". I responded - "Im unarmed, you idiot!". And he said "Very well, so surrender your pants or something?". I was like "No. THEY ARE MINE". And then slaughter ensued! During the battle which was pretty much all time slow-motion and me camping in a bullet and explosion proof trash dump i had weirdest flashbacks or something, with phrases like "You are just a slave to the game. Resistance is futile. Do you want a free phone? We terminate unstable patients. Here is your cookie." And other pretty random or pretty significant thoughts. After defeating the army of enemies, and proudly walking upon their bodies i screamed into the sky "WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?!". I then saw a passage towards the swamp and went there, and voices in my head started to tell me "No, please, dont go there", "Stop!", "Okay you won, we surrend- *screams of slaugthered people*", "Why are you doing this? *gunshots*", "DONT KILL ME, IM INNOCENT! *Chainsaw sounds followed by screams*". Each time the voices said something, the swamp got... swampier? Harder to pass through. I ended up in an icy place with a cave in front of me. I thought there was a mirror, but i was standing there, saying to myself "Its just a dream, surrender already". I responded to my copy "NO!" and fight ensued. It seems that when he significantly damaged me he would change his appearance and kind of grow in power, but when i would hit him we would both start to get hurt. I cut of his arm with a psionic whip (Starcraft but who cares) and my arm was gone. No blood, no nothing, just like it was amputated and the wound already healed. I thought to myself that i need to kill him regardless, because i have seen through his "pathetic charade" (Starcraft but who cares, basically meaning that its not him, i figured out its "THE VOICE" which spammed phone adverts and took my family away). When i smashed his head to the ground the scenery changed and i was lying in a laboratory , chained up and wearing a oxygen mask, sleeping. My readings started to get off the charts, and i heard voice of a computer (Like SC adjutant) - "Patient unstable, terminate?" and then a guy pressed "yes". I thought to myself "Shit, i should pass this on hardcore to get a different ending;/", and the whole scene was repeated. This time, before guy pressed the button, i broke off my chains, took of the mask and screamed "NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", and like Darth Vader in Star Wars, i destroyed everything in my vicinity and the earth shook. I killed everyone in the facillity and went out. Its entrance was a sewer lid, and it seems it was in middle of a town. The town was untouched structurally, but there were no people there. And that is the end.
BTW, the Voice was my internet provider, which i dont even know how looks like but i hate him because he screws us over an doesn't give us OUR INTERNET. Dream was kind of a combination of all annoyances i had recently. Fuck, yesterday someone was scraping walls of my home on the outside with his nails... Or it sounded like that. I dont know...
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