I woke up too early again and had to take another day-nap. It was intense, and I must have fallen into it almost immediately. It started with me visualizing what some hard drug would feel like, except that I had no way of knowing. Yet a feeling was spreading through me and, I think, I experienced the feeling of falling asleep. It was like painlessly dissolving/combusting, a bit disorienting but also carrying the promise of a peaceful recuperation.
So naturally the first thing I dreamed about was waking up. I was in the front of a lurching van, and was briefly very concerned until I confirmed that I wasn't behind the wheel. The van was being driven by a podcaster (yay parasocial dream cameos) but the back was filled with my brother and all his friends I don't know very well. There were hanging out and having fun as usual, and... while I couldn't remember... apparently I'd joined him on a road trip. That seemed reasonable enough to me, I figured just getting away from home for a bit had sent me into a deep sleep.
We drove around Winston-Salem for a bit, though later it was LA. I don't really know either, this was more like Asheville - a lovely mountain town (complete with precarious cliff-side roads which Mr Podcaster always seemed to barely manage the turns of). We made our way to some sort of civic building and the tone shifted - there were blue-skinned bureaucrats and green-skinned cops, and we were in a dream but *together* somehow. The bureaucrats were being performatively prejudiced against us, but that was just the setting of the thing we were playing.
There was so much detail, though. I remember trying to fill in an important sign-in sheet, but the steps were absurd. There were instructions to stand in a specific place a foot or two to the right of the unmoveable form. Being right handed, I couldn't quite lean over far enough to write with any accuracy, and there was a second platform in the perfect spot. So eventually I stood on that instead, surely confirming my status as a "bad sort". It was slightly angled and greebled but it worked. The instructions said to grab a chained pen, but the two prominent pen-holders were empty, there were only free ones... until I cleverly checked behind the counter, and found a chained pen that reached juuuust far enough. Nice try! Then the form didn't make any sense and I just wandered off, defeated by this minigame.
We assembled in a packed hall for some sort of pre-recorded comedy routine. It was dry British stuff all offered in a deadpan, yet the wordplay was good and I found myself really enjoying it. Everybody was giggling, though there were some shushes whenever someone actually laughed (breaking another rule?). Some people made a show of shushing each other in front of a microphone, filling the room with shushes and stifled laughter.
It was great, but I was feeling a bit oversocialized (and self-conscious) so I wandered off for a while. I started feeling tired again, and lay down on a balcony of some monument, looking over a town which I thought was LA but was definitely Asheville as I used to see it from a certain observatory. I took a nap in a somewhat precarious position.
To my surprise I woke up in the same position, still in the dreamworld. It was getting dark, and people were passing by me with looks of concern. They also looked far more real than before. I managed to stand up, noticing my forearms were quite badly sunburned, and I even had mosquito bites all along the inside. Someone said it looked real painful (and indeed it burned, but painlessly) and I forced a laugh and said I'd had worse. This was too confusing though, had I really gone on a trip? Where was my mask? "Your group left you. You shouldn't have wandered off" someone said. I tried to argue with whoever it was that this had to be a dream, but there were just so many details.
Eventually I looked up at the sky, now full of stars. For several seconds they looked just right, confirming my fears. But then I saw that the constellations were a little too regular. I could see all the Pleiades as if it were a chart, Cassiopeia was a *perfect* W... and slowly they became highlighted by glowing borders. I hooked an elbow around a railing, afraid that dream-logic was about to yeet me into this still very realistic sky. It was okay though. Now that I had proof it was a dream, I took a deep breath and woke up.
All that happened less than 45 minutes after my head hitting the pillow. I certainly feel recharged, after. I just wish I was able to keep this to a proper schedule again.