Tried a sleep-aid (Diphenhydramine, sober of course) for maybe the first time last night, was worried I'd have nightmares. Pretty sure I didn't, though! Fun adventure dreams IIRC, and I remembered a lot about them initially. They drifted away pretty fast, but I wrote down the last one:
I was a dorf soldier riding in a wagon of a human caravan. With me was a middle aged woman, wise in secrets and witchcraft. We had just explored a dwarven ruin, wherein we found an artifact of Armok: The first book, supposedly written by the first dorf at Armok's request, containing some dread secret. The woman insisted that I not read it, that it would surely destroy me as it destroyed the dorfs of the fortress. I reluctantly agreed, though I was still *very* excited to have helped recover such a relic. Particularly when she started reading it. Soon she was tinkering with reagents as we travelled.
The end result was what appeared to be a spinach pizza, at first. I was in awe but also a bit disappointed, until I looked closer. It was actually like two pizzas combined, so a sort of disc-shaped calzone. The stuffed interior wasn't just spinach, but many other exotic vegetables like bok choy, and bits of... forgotten beast meat? She offered me a slice, reminding me of the danger, but of course I had to try it.
First the pizza gave me the ARMOK status condition. She was narrating now, like a GM, and seemed to be implying that this was dreadful. I nerdily pointed out that my arm felt OK. Next it opened my mind to the unreality of the world, which was mildly concerning but fun. Then it gave me nonlethal damage equal to twice my HP - the pizza of Armok was highly alcoholic.
I argued that that shouldn't kill me, I'd just be deeply unconscious for a few hours. Then I woke up.