(This won't be as good as it could be. But as I have just awoken)
Not the first thing that happened, but the first bit remembered well enough, some natives of the Sahara, Nagreb or whatavyer are trading with WWI (or possibly WWII) British forces, at a waterfall on a river betwixt their barren plains and the Yorkshire Moors (zooming back a bit, there were two paths to the waterfall, one for each of a pair of English brothers, the first brother (who was me) didn't make it due to betrayal, but the second (who was also me) did, or was going to, but then I started being part of the Bedouin caravan/whatever).
I am impressed that the waterfall has been covered up with sheets to protect it during filming (because this is not real, just being dramatised?) except that beneath the white sheeting there's also a heavy steel safe door (big twirly wheel!) protecting a bit of the rock specifically from the enemy. I observe all this as I wander round as a young warrior of the tribe, and then again as one of the young women of the tribe wanting to be a warrior.
*zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom* Scene change with no known connection.
Visiting "my old school" (it isn't), describable as a plate-glass school because the (empty) trophy cabinet is fronted with a plate glass door (unlike what that means in real life!). Some.. business... No idea why. Seems I'm wearing my school uniform, but not for that school (which has none, and neither did the RL equivalent after which it is otherwise entirely not based), instead for the former. For... reasons.
But now not a school, no longer at the school? It's a Youth Hostel, handy for my actual destination, some kind of convention. (I know a number of the people here, some of them know me! ...likely based upon RL convention-goers to a RL convention I regularly attend), but the plan seems to be not to use the accomadation as anything but a staging post, as I'm straight off to the venue, and expect not to be sleeping at the YH for at least the first two nights.
Convention centre. Busy, exterior public area. Corridor, like a shopping mall. Someone has set up a miniature magma flow. White. Which ia cold enough to sort-of-surf on, I discover, using a flat piece of card. He (maker of the flow) is relieved. Wasn't sure it wasn't going to be hot.
Very busy entrance to the private area of the convention. Huge queue of people who just get through the checking in before I get there, to scout about the place (no intention of entering yet, I apparently have other business) and get asked for my tickets. Fumble in the pocket, and the tickets that matter are the small tear-off tokens which are there to exchange for the VIPish tickets to the ?Monster Truck Rally? later that day (in fact 22:00 for 22:30, and it is currently morning, although it was afternoon/early evening just before that). Was not going to go inside, yet, but do so.
Massive arena, many fans. One convention-goer who recognises me (and is important, I know/sense, perhaps a VIP-proper) beckons for me to follow. Guided to a lift door that she goes through, without inviting me, then takes to go elsewhere, leaving me wondering if I should take that elevator myself, or is it just that I'm now in the right vicinity, and this was her sole intentention? Some people I know to say hello to (doubts they recognise me, standard waking state of affairs) and a refreshment area, just behind the seating. Only selling fruit? I'm looking for drinks, but there are none.
Lay down to sleep (in the area behind the seating) wake up to find that I'm in the seating (nearly front row? small gap in seata in front of me, if I'm amrow or three behind that, nominally) laid across three seats, snoozing, in an otherwise packed auditorium. People think I'm reserving seats, I think, and are happy.
Opening ceremony seems to be trying to depict the happenings at prior Conventions (the time we all heard about Brexit? Booo! Etc.) and copious use of umbrellas by the centre mob, either when indicating the time when it rained on a previous convention or because it is currently raining on this opening ceremony. I move to the centre, but not sure of the performance script, or if people without performance scripts (i.e. me) should be playing a part.
Some undefined movement (find the refreshment area again, or rather its mirror image, presumably on the opposite side of the arena, still no drinks!) and the person who I was is now sitting in the centre's barber room, in a barber chair, having just been partially shaved. This included part of my/his tight fitting dark cardigan being shaved away from the neck down to the chest (graded, though) when mistaken for chest hair, making for an interesting contrast with the (even tighter) cream-coloured tighter-fitting cardigan that is the next layer down.
*transition I don't understand, but still same locale*
Two brothers or sporting rivals. There to provide demonstrations to the convention. One, definitely, is a formula <something, maybe One> racing driver. Sibling rivalry is first brother's 'thing', but then he's usually the best. (I gravitate to being the younger brother, less acomplished, not even bothered about the rivalry, except for hoping to best his brother just once to try to put an end to this).
Either as the younger brother or as original/new spectator, witness a 'race' around the arena. Possibly an F1 car in the centre lane. In the middle lane, a horse (and jockey) tied to a pole (c.f. a waltzer/galloper), the pole moving round at least as fast as the car. Oh, and tilted vertically outwards (some time later, in an internal dream conversation between two of my avatars, we rationalise that the centripetal force on the horse would have broken its legs if done with the 'right' lean inwards, so by effectively reversing it the weight isn't on the legs - satisfies my avatars, not sure it satisfies here-and-now me). Third/outermost track was something different, and contrasting yet, but forgotten.
Back to the brothers, however. Young one gets convinced by older to take up, the challenge of racing the Detachable Dog, which seems to be their name for a wheeled dog-sled-type-thing, currently packed up on the edge of the arena. Dream enters phase of definitely being the younger brother, trying to organise the circuit being run on the DD device, including getting the true owners to help. Suggestions on how to deal with a small staircase ghat forms part of the arena circuit are gratefully received, the owners seem to have a much better idea than 'I' have.
As part of the preparations, some form of costume needed. Baking a loaf on my head is one part ofbit, it seems. (Flashback sequence: mother and daughter bakers demonstrating how to do this, despite being the middle of the night. Somehow. Somehow for everything in this scene.) Later on, decides that a pie is a better headpiece, the loaf is moved (somehow) to become superhero-style over-underpants. Discussions about this with my assistant (who, it appears, I have).
At one point, the wide, circular arena becomes a more tight-fitting circular courtroom (I may have wandered through a door into an ancillary ante-chamber) in which various lordish personages were handling permissions and petitions by my brother, not entirely to his own way. They seem to like me.
Also, possibly revealed here, is the case of a lady of my acquaintance who may or may not have been declared dead, at some point, but quite clearly isn't. Now at least. Something VIPish about her (but not the same gal who, elevatored away).
The assistant (definitely around now) either knows a secret or is being guided to one himself. Running down a long and steep and winding (S-bendy) staircase of a simultaneously outdoor and enclosed/subterranean nature, we find a locked room/area. Steel grating door, padlock, within which is a graveyard. Initially.
Has something to do with the not-dead lady having faked her death, but ?her brother? having accidentally let slip thatbshe was alive such that she had to spin it as an administrative error that she had to battle against. The reason for her initial deception was that she could not deal with the number of electronic devices she was supporting for people. And niw this graveyard isn't a graveyard, but a storeroom full of printers (...in the centre; answerphones and such on the shelves around the edges), defunct kit that the lady (being dead) could not support, and forgotten about before she 'resurrected'.
One old man (a general an heretofore unannounced person visiting this tech graveyard, but not realising that the lady now present was the cause of this dumping, and should have been held to account) mentions his printer, we take his key-fob and turn his printer on, remotely, to locate it. (In facts we learn just moments before the Sherlockian deductive action, it was(/is) a fancy model powered by an external battery pack and equipped with a fancy remote-control key-fob. Both printer and fob battery power remains undissipated since the time of 'internment'. Go, figure.)
Dream ends. And much missed out, above. There were definitely some bits with buses and trains, for example.