Alright, so last night I had a dream about a dragon attacking a city. I had some relation to the lord of the city and we were discussing things up in his castle. Someone important got hurt, so I had to go acquire a potion of ultimate healing in the middle of the burning city, avoiding all the looters. The only alchemist in town who could help, was understandably not concerned with doing so. He didn't actually have the potion, so I instead had to make one myself with a recipe guide. It worked, I guess. Next thing I know I'm on a spaceship. The bridge get blowed up. I fly the ship via a control panel meant for drone operation or something? I'm not clear. There's a battle raging, but we win. We're prepared to invade the enemy planet, but... We forgot the fucking dropships to offload our invasion force.
I have to take a carrier back to our HQ and grab some dropships. When I approach the planet, the planet's crust peels back like skin revealing a huge spot apparently made of dark brown clay. From the clay appears a man's face. The planet is alive, you see, and it is upset about a city being built, and a war being fought, on it's scalp. I press on, enter the atmosphere and begin skimming the surface towards the city. The planet opens many holes, and from each of them it launches a glob of brown goo to capture my ship. There are little man-sized insect things making it extra difficult. Eventually, I am captured. The "game" resets an suddenly I'm back at the point where I enter the atmosphere. I dodge the last few blobs this time, and reach the city. On the outskirts is not a dragon, but a massive orange-red sauropod dinosaur. Like, a thousand blue whales huge. As large as the castle. I fight more of the insect people to make it to the city and end up circling the castle to find no dropships. We eventually land and have to traverse the city on foot. The insects tell us, we may leave, but we must defeat the planet mono-a-mono. Like, a wrestling match with the sauropod. Another sauropod is helpfully provided. Two of us enter it, one behind the other, in a canopy between its shoulders. Our dinosaur grows to the same proportions as the other, and we fight. The wrestling match ends with us the loser.
The game resets again. We're at the part where we get our dinosaur. Once we reach the field, we struggle with the enemy for a much shorter time before we manage to flip is on its back and mount it. Eventually, we are victorious by suffocating it, or something... We are congratulated and released.
We never did find the fucking dropships. How the fuck were we supposed to invade a planet if we can't get to the ground!? The king was clearly too stoned to worry about the details.