I dreamed I was inside the Looter's Delight game for real, only instead of only 6-10 players there were a literal thousand of them, and I can only assume a waitlist in the millions because new victims were spawning all the time. I spawned with a comically oversized extendable police baton; instead of being two-fingers wide like a regular baton, it was as wide as my leg. But holding it was as comfortable as holding a flashlight or regular sized baton. It dealt attacks strong enough to bring down a building and blow people's brains out. My first kill got me a riot shield to go with it; the shield was invisible from the front and made me invisible while behind it, and I could switch it from invisible mode to flashlight mode, where the shield emitted enough light to give second degree burns in a flash; but then it took a while to charge back up and was a perfectly normal clear plastic shield for a few minutes.
But after that no matter how many kills I got or how long I survived, I didn't get any more loot. I ambushed a guy who was loaded down with loot (judging by the amount of green, it's how my brain interpreted Berius) by blinding him with the shield and then smashing his head into paste with the baton, but his loot just vanished and I didn't get any new stuff. Heck, I even collapsed a warehouse on a group of 18 players who were organizing an alliance and STILL didn't get anything.