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[WillowLuman]

I dreamed that my roommates ambushed me while I was sleeping on the couch, they started beating the crap out of me with a bar of soap in a sock, Gomer Pyle style. Something about bills. Hmm, I should probably go to the bank today.

[pisskop]

I had a dream wherein the president of the Student Government Committee and I tarted dating.

  In reality, she has a crush or some such on me.  Blushing, gushing over compliments, and the like.  Since last year.  Not a bad looker, either, just heavily overworked and under-socialized.

  In my dream, she turns out to be a Christian with strong values.  I ultimately start attending church again to appease her and her family, and for some reason keep my irl vow to not drink/havesex until I get my own life on track.  We ended up spooning most nights, in PJs.  One night she neglected to wear them, and much foreplay and eventual intercourse was had.  A baby came, and we got married to avoid the 'bastard' stigma.

  I think this is a clear case of my mind being direct about my desires.

[Yoink]

The last couple of dreams in here are terrifying. O.o
...Although admittedly I did have to stifle laughter at Hugo's. Are you sure it was really a dream? You should check yourself for bruises.

[WillowLuman]

Well I do seem to have a large one on my side, but I think that's more of an effect of sleeping on the couch.

[Itnetlolor]

The Thing (as in from the film The Thing) invaded the earth. Except it was rather un-malevolent. It assimilated people but kept their minds intact and allowed them control over the rest of their body, so you were, in essence, a regular human with the ability to morph into anything you wanted. It also, for some reason, gave some people (me included) minor telekinetic powers. After being assimilated, I spent the rest of the dream wandering around with my friends, using my telekinesis to move little objects around (rather sloppily). It was surprisingly fun.

I'm surprised you weren't tempted to use "The Thing" powers to enhance any relationships. :wink wink:

Not often you come across benevolent demons of terror.

[nomoetoe]

I had a dream, I was in a house and I went outside it was dark out there. I heard voices, they were saying the alphabet slowly a to z. Turns out they were evil snowmen that wanted to kill me, I quickly ran into the house at the speed of a slow turtle. After getting inside one snowman was at the door smiling with its sharp shark like teeth. dream ends.

[Lord Shonus]

Had a very strange dream last night. I was drifting back and forth between reading a massive (and entirely nonexistant) military memoir and participating in it. Near the time I woke up, Morgan Freeman started narrating the dream to me.

And so you managed to escape from the deadly neurotoxin. Just you, the Lone Survivor. Why is that you ask? Is there some symbolic or metaphorical meaning to this? How should I know, it's your dream. I'm just the narrator.

[Tawa]

Had a very strange dream last night. I was drifting back and forth between reading a massive (and entirely nonexistant) military memoir and participating in it. Near the time I woke up, Morgan Freeman started narrating the dream to me.

And so you managed to escape from the deadly neurotoxin. Just you, the Lone Survivor. Why is that you ask? Is there some symbolic or metaphorical meaning to this? How should I know, it's your dream. I'm just the narrator.

This seems like the plot of a movie.

I would watch that movie.

[nomoetoe]

I dream I did have, I was in a city that belonged to someone, I got angry and turned into the hulk and rampaged, I eventually calmed down and was at the house of the man who owned the city, he was quite upset with my actions so he got out a knife and cut into my belly and up to my chest, then time reversed and when he tried to stab me I flew away.
Later on I was on a highway with some people, I'm guessing something bad happened since the highway was full of empty vehicles, I eventually made the vehicle fly because I didn't want to drive around the vehicles.

Then I was in the air holding on to a small helicopter while someone held onto my legs, I lowered us down to the ground and landed in a zoo, security came looking for us so we flew through a wall and hid. Then we flew away cause we realized that we couldn't be harmed.
Then I was in a building, I had Doritos and they were delicious, but some people came in and took them, I was sad about this. I woke up.

My dreams are becoming less weird and more random. :c

[Arx]

My trippily consistent dreams may be returning. I can't wait - it's like having eight hours living in a fantasy novel. Or a horror story, but it's a trade I'm willing to make.

The most recent that I can remember involved sealing a room with massive floor-to-ceiling windows against a storm, because it was right next to the sea. The lowest floor was designed as an underwater viewing room, and the balcony off the next was designed as a sort of pier into the water. There was one of those odd woven reed mats on the floor on the ground floor, and the frames of the windows were made of aluminium. The sea was grey for most of the dream, but at one point it was blue for a while. I could see a rock out in the distance. I held someone's hand for a while, but I can't remember anything about them.

The house was very grey in design. The balcony was concrete. I think the storm broke all the windows anyway. I may have died, along with my family.

Happy dreams.

[Spehss _]

Alright. Had a crazy-ass dream.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Can't remember the full thing, but here's some settings. First, there's no sky. The normally blue sky is just night colored. Nothing but stars. No clouds even. Just stars. There's so many stars. And so many crazy constellations. Actual blatantly shaped constellations. The stars are closely clustered into shapes. There's occasionally these lines of power-like, leylines or something- flowing out from these different constellations, the whole thing resembles a circuit board. And it's all so amazing to look at that I thought I should just float off the surface of earth and go into space just to see more. And doing that is physically possible. It's, like, hypnotizing. And defying physics. And so hypnotizing there was a known issue of people just drifting into space, no suit or anything, to never be seen again.

Then, it suddenly became super dark out. Pitch black "fogs of shadow" tier dark. Also there's demons and eldritch abominations killing people everywhere. Shortly before the demons and stuff came I overheard this guy who I knew was on medications for seeing things, and he had been fine for years, and was on the phone with his therapist saying he was seeing things again, despite the meds, and just before the monsters came he started prophesying the end of times with everything being stuck in eternal night and an endless legion of unearthly beasts consuming the souls of humanity for eternity. So he foresaw what was gonna happen. He knew what was up, but he's crazy. Go figure.

So while all this is happening the BBEG -resembles Handsome Jack, but more cyborg parts- is walking towards this TARDIS thing with the intention of "removing the glitch from the system" and sealing everyone to their fate. The TARDIS was supposed to be the last way out. He takes it. No escape now.

So then there's me and this companion person. No name for them, think they were female, think we were married or something? It became a blur once the companion got this disease that made her able to change form at will and regenerate from the smallest scrap of her left. Beyond that point she had no identity apart from "friend who wasn't trying to kill me".

I think I got the same power? After all the end of times stuff broke out me and companion-person went to live in the underwater ruins of Atlantis (long story) and scavenge out a life. Presumably I could change form into a fish-person like my companion to be able to live underwater.

There was more crazy stuff, but a lot of it is a blur. The night sky was a damn amazing sight though.

[nomoetoe]

Much of the beginning is forgotten, nothing more then a blur of chaos and weirdness.
I do remember the end of the dream though. I had powers and I looked like I was made of stone, hot nearly molten stone was around my abs and pecks giving them detail. 3 others like myself came over apparently we were trying to kill Satan for cursing us or something, So one of them had apparently made Satan mad so he'd come fight us.

I heard thunder and a strong wind and I went outside, out comes someone humanoid in shape quite nice looking, I'm assuming it was Satan.
The 3 people with me were now but I attacked anyway, For about a minute I punched him not really doing much to him, then I start slapping him to a much greater affect, Unfortunately this made him very angry. He grabs a large sword out of nowhere and comes at me I attempt to block his attacks and I am barely able to do so, eventually we got inside a building and he turned into a big dinosaur, out of a closet comes a spinosaurus thing, it quickly takes down dino Satan turning him back to humanoid form and eats him, I quickly run outside and hide in a garage hoping to remain unseen using my pillow, An angry man comes over with a pocket knife blaming me for something.
I tell him to be quiet and that I'll get him out of here, spinosaurus thing comes in and I wake up.

[TheDarkStar]

I dream I did have, I was in a city that belonged to someone, I got angry and turned into the hulk and rampaged, I eventually calmed down and was at the house of the man who owned the city, he was quite upset with my actions so he got out a knife and cut into my belly and up to my chest, then time reversed and when he tried to stab me I flew away.
Later on I was on a highway with some people, I'm guessing something bad happened since the highway was full of empty vehicles, I eventually made the vehicle fly because I didn't want to drive around the vehicles.

Then I was in the air holding on to a small helicopter while someone held onto my legs, I lowered us down to the ground and landed in a zoo, security came looking for us so we flew through a wall and hid. Then we flew away cause we realized that we couldn't be harmed.
Then I was in a building, I had Doritos and they were delicious, but some people came in and took them, I was sad about this. I woke up.

My dreams are becoming less weird and more random. :c

Dream non-sequitur is best non-sequitur.

[Spehss _]

After playing Diablo 3 until 3 in the morning before going to bed, I dreamed I stayed up until 6 in the morning playing Diablo 3.  I was trying to tear myself away to go sleep in the dream but I could never find a stopping point. It was awful. Finally I managed to stop.

Then I woke up. At 6 in the morning. It was weird.

[~Neri]

Sure you weren't playing in your sleep?

Check your save file.