Damn, Baffler, that's an awesome dream! Interesting display of viewpoint bias in there.
The last dream I remember was from two nights ago. There were a pair of teenage girls hunting vampires/a vampire, seemingly in some film I was watching.
They tracked down this one vampire outside some building, which I think they made their way into via this concrete tunnel network they were based in.
The dark-haired girl was doing most of the legwork, since her friend was confined to a wheelchair- apparently due to injuries caused by some vampire they'd encountered in the past.
Anyway, the brunette subdued their target, this scruffy, imposing, predictably pale man, and began interrogating him. (I believe she had him in handcuffs or similar?)
She demanded to know "who did this to me," and the same about her friend. As far as I could tell the girl's only injuries were a couple of grazes, but she was mad.
After a bit of fruitless questioning, and to my bewilderment, the much-taller man crouched down and began kissing the girl on the mouth.
I looked over at whoever was watching the movie with me to ask "WTF is this" or something along those lines, but then it cut to another scene.
Unfortunately I do not remember said scene, but shortly it cut back to the girl "interrogating" the vampire as they broke off the kiss.
In that span of time, though, the small girl had grown into an adult woman and the vampire had shrunk into a scrawny teen boy.
Somehow from this I understood that, by kissing, vampires could trade ages with (or steal it from?) each other, and that what I'd seen as a small girl hunting vampires had actually been a vampire herself all along. Being shrunk to child-size by some other vampire was what she was so pissed about.
...It seemed really clever in the dream, but now I'm not sure it really makes sense. >.>
She then grabbed the (now much smaller) vampire by the throat and demanded answers. He just weakly protested that she would break his spine if she applied any more pressure.
I think the dream ended there?