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[Fortis]

Give national guard delicious BBQ sauce that goes good with Loch Ness Monster steaks. Command 'Use it wisely!'

[Slayerhero90]

Make it rain knives in Canadia!

[Nirur Torir]

Convince ZEALOTS that aliens out there need to be converted, by humanity getting into space proper-like.

[The Anus of Discontent]

Banish our champion to the abyss.

[7] You banish your Champion to the abyss... THE PLAID ABYSS! NOOOO NOT PLAID!

CHAMPION BANISHED!

Create a zombie plague and infect a small town with it!

[4] You make a zombie plague and forget what you were doing. You decide it wasn't that important.

Make Italy into a cartoon.

[3] Instead of making Italy into a cartoon, you end up making a cartoon of Italy. It boosts tourism ratings as people fleeing from America seek a safe shelter from the madness.

Turn all humans into beings made of cheese.

[2] All of the cheese on earth is now made of human meat. The French turn to cannibalism.

Give national guard delicious BBQ sauce that goes good with Loch Ness Monster steaks. Command 'Use it wisely!'

[3] The National Guard gets covered in barbeque sauce. The Loch Ness Monster begins eating them with reckless abandon!

Make it rain knives in Canadia!

[5] In Canada, every knife turns into a banana. People trying to eat steak are outraged!

Convince ZEALOTS that aliens out there need to be converted, by humanity getting into space proper-like.

[8] Religious zealots and televangelists began spreading the word. CONQUEST TO SPACE! DEATH TO ALL ALIEN SCUM, HUMANS FOREVER! Churches pour money into funding space-flight. Plans are put into motion for the first crusade to mars!

[Greenstarfanatic]

HaHA! Now that everyone is in Italy, I shall...huh. Whaaat shooould IIII dooooo?

Drop a Giant banana on Italy.

[The Hydro of Hydrovia]

Invent a laser that fills things with mac and cheese and shoot it at the earth.

[Teneb]

Give a giant death-ray cannon to Egypt.

[Sinpwn]

banish the Plaid Abyss to Japan.

[Caerwyn]

Augment reality so that every human has a permanent sense of

DEJA VU

MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[The Anus of Discontent]

Drop a Giant banana on Italy.

[3] A giant banana appears in Italy. The people cheer and gather in the streets to gaze at the wonderful spectacle!

Invent a laser that fills things with mac and cheese and shoot it at the earth.

[10] (Wat) A massive mac-and-cheese beam comes from the cosmos and zaps the earth. The ground begins to shake... The center of the earth is now a BALL OF MOLTEN CHEESE!

CHAMPION IMBUED!
Another interdimensional rift appears, this time, our old champion emerges... He's entirely plaid. He now emits deadly radiation.

Give a giant death-ray cannon to Egypt.

[2] A beam of light, similar to the mac and cheese beam, comes from the sky and wipes Egypt off of the face of the earth... The Earth is non-plussed!

Banish the Plaid Abyss to Japan.

[8] Well, bringing a plane of existence into another plane of existence is... an interesting dilemma. Instead, you teleport your champion to Japan. There's now a three hundred foot tall, plaid insectoid with acid spittle, dense bone plates, and it radiates a faint green. People in the streets scream "GOJIRA!"

Augment reality so that every human has a permanent sense of

DEJA VU

MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[1] You frown as your insectoid monster turns inside-out... It explodes in a shower of acid.

[Ultimuh]

Declare Italy a safe sanctum from any future shenangians, be sure to remember to not do anything horrible to whatever people are in Italy.

[The Anus of Discontent]

Declare Italy a safe sanctum from any future shenangians, be sure to remember to not do anything horrible to whatever people are in Italy.

[8] You name Italy as a sancturary of the normal and mundane.... You also make Italy two times larger, making it look like a boot for a really fat guy.

[Slayerhero90]

Modify bananas so that they infect people with zombie plague you found lying around!

[Ultimuh]

Modify bananas so that they infect people with zombie plague you found lying around!

But the giant Banana in italy will remain the only normal one in existance?

[Sinpwn]

"They want knives? I shall give them knives...

Drop a bunch of steak knives with chaos brands in Canada.