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[The Anus of Discontent]

You're Xom. Chaos god.

You're looking at earth. That's what you can mess with. You can do anything, pretty much. But try not to kill EVERYONE. Then you'd be bored... What do you do?

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Everything is d10.
1 - You do something HORRIBLE to your Champion, they will probably die. If you don't have one, you do something really stupid.
2 - The opposite of what you want to have happen, happens.
3 - You fail. Pretty epicly.
4 - Nothing happens.
5 - Bananas (Xom loves Bananas)
6 - You did it!
7 - Whatever you did comes out a weird color. Yaaay, colors!
8 - You make a giant whatever you did, or overdo what you were doing.
9 - Success. Plus, you randomly name a new champion! You can influence them to do things in your name! Sometimes they do stuff of their own will.
10 - Success. Plus, you imbue your champion with a special item charged with the powers of chaos! Or something else random.

[Greenstarfanatic]

This looks AWESOME. I'm in, and I want to plat mini golf with the fattest guy on earth and a palm tree.

[Orb]

I thought this was Roll to X-Com at first glance. I got all excited. Maybe I'll make an RtD like that...


Either way, Xom must create alien footprints on Mars for the Mars Rover to find.

[Orangebottle]

Unleash Tarrasque on the world. That should cause some chaos!

[The Anus of Discontent]

Unleash Tarrasque on the world. That should cause some chaos!

[4] You look at the world and think it would be a lot cooler with a TERRASQUE RAMPAGING ABOUT THE SURFACE KILLING PEOPLE LEFT AND RIGHT! Then you see a really cool butterfly.

Either way, Xom must create alien footprints on Mars for the Mars Rover to find.

[4] (Wat, WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE 4?!) Maybe those humans would be weirded out by ALIENS ON MARS! Then you see some dude throwing up outside of a bar.

This looks AWESOME. I'm in, and I want to play mini golf with the fattest guy on earth and a palm tree.

[7] (Well, at least it wasn't a 4...) You appear, in giant form, holding a purple palm tree in your hands. Gabe Newell stands before you... You smack him about 400 yards away and watch him sail off into the distance.

[Teneb]

Cause a frog rain (frogs falling from the sky) in a city.

[The Anus of Discontent]

Cause a frog rain (frogs falling from the sky) in a city.

[10]MILLIONS OF FROGS RAIN FROM THE SKY! In major cities across the globe, people scream in terror as they're injured by the hurtling amphibians. Damages total in the millions. PETA blames the American Government.

[Fortis]

Create Loch Ness monster. Place in the president's swimming pool

[GraveHaunter92]

Open time portal, release hordes of pirates and Mongols into Time's Square.

[Nirur Torir]

Create an empty alien spaceship that largely resembles an age-of-sail ship. Crash it into Armenia.

[The Anus of Discontent]

Create Loch Ness monster. Place in the president's swimming pool

[8] (Oh god...) You make a giant Loch Ness monster in the White House swimming pool. It is arguably larger than the white house. It begins smashing the area. The president calls in the national guard to fight it.

Open time portal, release hordes of pirates and Mongols into Time's Square.

[2] Suddenly hundreds of New Yorkers are teleported back through time and appear in a Mongol camp... They are slaughtered without question.

Create an empty alien spaceship that largely resembles an age-of-sail ship. Crash it into Armenia.

[9] AN EMPTY ALIEN SPACESHIP THAT LARGELY RESEMBLES AN AGE-OF-SAIL SHIP CRASHES INTO ARMENIA! The people of Armenia cower in fear, and stuff.

A CHAMPION HAS BEEN SELECTED :O

AN INTERDIMENSIONAL RIFT APPEARS IN NEW-YORK CITY WHERE THE PEOPLE DISAPPEARED, a huge insectoid creature crawls out and rears back on its hind legs! Huge bone plates cover its body and head. Sharp spikes protrude from the places they meet.

It lands, takes a few steps, and then begins throwing up acid all over the base of the Empire State building!

[Sinpwn]

Banish our champion to the abyss.

[Caerwyn]

Create a zombie plague and infect a small town with it!

[Greenstarfanatic]

Make Italy into a cartoon.

[Teneb]

Turn all humans into beings made of cheese.