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DrPoo

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Re: You mutated!
« Reply #105 on: September 16, 2012, 03:32:04 am »

Grab the rat and dash behind cover.  Any cover capable of concealing you both.

You roll into the gutter of the road! Theres a nearby sheet of old rusty metal, you hide under that. Your rat hisses as the sound gets louder and louder.
You see it, a swarm of bikers clad in black leather speeds down the road on big, old rusty choppers. A few minutes later, an old and battered robot(unicycle style wheel) follows down "I-iIiiiIii aaaaaahhhm the laaAAAA-A-A*crack*Wwwwwwww! Stop yo-uaaar veh-icle*scraaaaaaatch* fizzz*"

You hear the buzzing sound of a stuck servomotor, and bubbling from the inside of the robot, suddenly the front-plate springs off the robot, and a tube lashes out like the tentacle of some agressive mutant animal, splurting cooling liquid everywhere. The robot starts circling around, trying to keep balance, then finnaly falls to the ground with a loud SLAMCRACKLEpling-dingding

"Law Malfunction. Seeeer-viiIIIice RequUUUIIIIiiiiIIiiIIred."
A faint arc fizzles from its stun-baton arm.

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Re: You mutated!
« Reply #106 on: September 16, 2012, 03:35:40 am »

Get away, get inside a building, try and find a weapon.
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Re: You mutated!
« Reply #107 on: September 16, 2012, 03:39:01 am »

Fix the robot. We needs freinds!
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Re: You mutated!
« Reply #108 on: September 16, 2012, 03:41:47 am »

How the heck would our mutant know how to fix a robot? 
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Re: You mutated!
« Reply #109 on: September 16, 2012, 03:42:22 am »

How the heck would our mutant know how to fix a robot?
...We can try?
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Re: You mutated!
« Reply #110 on: September 16, 2012, 03:44:30 am »

I'm actually a bit more worried about the biker gang than the robot.  Then again, in this lawless wasteland, the robot must see everybody as criminals. 
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Re: You mutated!
« Reply #111 on: September 16, 2012, 03:46:51 am »

I'm actually a bit more worried about the biker gang than the robot.  Then again, in this lawless wasteland, the robot must see everybody as criminals.
It's Sylvester StalBot, so if we make it our ally we've got ourselves a posse!
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Re: You mutated!
« Reply #112 on: September 16, 2012, 06:35:28 am »

Examine the robot, take a sharp bit and something to improvise a shield as well as anything else useful, and us these parts of a magical artifact of a past age to defend ourselves!
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Re: You mutated!
« Reply #113 on: September 16, 2012, 01:07:30 pm »

Attempt to scavenge anything useful from the robot, such as the stun baton, and leave it. We can't reliably reprogram it and it's a law machine.

Though, we could like, mourn it's loss or something.
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Re: You mutated!
« Reply #114 on: September 16, 2012, 01:59:19 pm »

Fix the robot and give him a beret crafted from random junk, and name him Jacques.
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Re: You mutated!
« Reply #115 on: September 16, 2012, 02:21:59 pm »

Since when do we know how to fix robots?
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Re: You mutated!
« Reply #116 on: September 16, 2012, 04:20:44 pm »

Wait. How about a compromise?

We'll disarm the robot and try to fix him. If it works and he's friendly, we can re-arm him. If not, then, no real loss.
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Re: You mutated!
« Reply #117 on: September 17, 2012, 12:11:59 am »

Wait. How about a compromise?

We'll disarm the robot and try to fix him. If it works and he's friendly, we can re-arm him. If not, then, no real loss.
This should work.
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Re: You mutated!
« Reply #118 on: September 17, 2012, 03:18:10 am »

Wait. How about a compromise?

We'll disarm the robot and try to fix him. If it works and he's friendly, we can re-arm him. If not, then, no real loss.

Okay. 
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Re: You mutated!
« Reply #119 on: September 17, 2012, 10:46:14 am »

You approach the robot carefully, it shows no response. You pull the stun baton off the robot, an old wire connecting it to the robot snaps.
You take a look inside, circuitry dangles loose with sparky small wires everywhere. You know what to do, your unplug its battery.
Its actually quite easy, they made the thing to assist the cops with law enforcement, it was designed to be easy to repair in combat.
Its all about pushing some cards into some slots and connecting some wires with clamps.
There we go, its fixed again. You power it up.

"Stalonbot3000, by Grieftrasen. This robot is the law."

It regains balance, and looks at you. Its rather confused, seems like its jamming up.

How to fix that?>
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