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DrPoo

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You mutated!
« on: August 29, 2012, 01:21:37 pm »

So.. its year 2033, after a rather horrible nuclear war, soceity has been somewhat restored to a state kind of like the late 1990's. And you are Fred.
Yesterday you were at the "NukedanceFest", a yearly festival held at your home city, Rusthell's nuclear reactor. You got pretty hung over and you cant really remember what happended, besides that it was a really wild party. You woke up today, in a pile of nuclear waste.

You are in the outskirts of Rusthell. You feel rather green skinned.

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Burnt and stained jeans and a holed Mega Mutant Slayer Fan T-Shirt

You are empty handed.

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Re: You mutated!
« Reply #1 on: August 29, 2012, 01:27:27 pm »

Procreate.

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Re: You mutated!
« Reply #2 on: August 29, 2012, 01:30:55 pm »

Procreate.

With whom? This nuclear power plant is usually left without any supervision. Its kinda empty.. besides a cat over there.. but it proably wouldnt give birth to anything.

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Re: You mutated!
« Reply #3 on: August 29, 2012, 01:32:12 pm »

Curb stomp some innocents.
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Re: You mutated!
« Reply #4 on: August 29, 2012, 01:37:02 pm »

Curb stomp some innocents.

You stamp down a few innocent cockroaches. You retained your shape. All that's happening right now is the drastic colouring of your skin, and that prickly feeling in your nerve peripheries.
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Re: You mutated!
« Reply #5 on: August 29, 2012, 03:02:05 pm »

Walk home, feed and water ourselves then sleep off the hangover. Green skin is likely to attract strange looks, but there isn't any problem here. Most people will probably assume we're wearing body paint. If anybody asks, just point to the shirt and say we were trying to be ironic.

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Re: You mutated!
« Reply #6 on: August 29, 2012, 03:20:20 pm »

Wait, so the nuclear war caused the world to go back in time to the 90's? Go get yourself a 90's haircut and some flannels, we're gonna need them.
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Re: You mutated!
« Reply #7 on: August 29, 2012, 03:46:34 pm »

Try to mutate more. Become mutant god-thing, rule world.
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Re: You mutated!
« Reply #8 on: August 30, 2012, 08:44:42 am »

Go back to the nuclear waste and roll in it some more. Also, try to find some other 'people'.

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Re: You mutated!
« Reply #9 on: August 30, 2012, 08:46:49 am »

Walk home, feed and water ourselves then sleep off the hangover. Green skin is likely to attract strange looks, but there isn't any problem here. Most people will probably assume we're wearing body paint. If anybody asks, just point to the shirt and say we were trying to be ironic.


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Re: You mutated!
« Reply #10 on: August 30, 2012, 08:47:52 am »

Walk home, feed and water ourselves then sleep off the hangover. Green skin is likely to attract strange looks, but there isn't any problem here. Most people will probably assume we're wearing body paint. If anybody asks, just point to the shirt and say we were trying to be ironic.


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Re: You mutated!
« Reply #11 on: August 31, 2012, 09:10:36 pm »

Walk home, feed and water ourselves then sleep off the hangover. Green skin is likely to attract strange looks, but there isn't any problem here. Most people will probably assume we're wearing body paint. If anybody asks, just point to the shirt and say we were trying to be ironic.


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Re: You mutated!
« Reply #12 on: August 31, 2012, 09:15:07 pm »

Walk home, feed and water ourselves then sleep off the hangover. Green skin is likely to attract strange looks, but there isn't any problem here. Most people will probably assume we're wearing body paint. If anybody asks, just point to the shirt and say we were trying to be ironic.


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Re: You mutated!
« Reply #13 on: August 31, 2012, 09:27:45 pm »

Walk home, feed and water ourselves then sleep off the hangover. Green skin is likely to attract strange looks, but there isn't any problem here. Most people will probably assume we're wearing body paint. If anybody asks, just point to the shirt and say we were trying to be ironic.


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Re: You mutated!
« Reply #14 on: August 31, 2012, 09:38:19 pm »

Walk home, feed and water ourselves then sleep off the hangover. Green skin is likely to attract strange looks, but there isn't any problem here. Most people will probably assume we're wearing body paint. If anybody asks, just point to the shirt and say we were trying to be ironic.


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