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Tsuchigumo550

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Re: You are a peasant
« Reply #15 on: August 29, 2012, 10:55:01 pm »
Raid pubs in the chaos, get piss drunk, and set fire to things in any way possible.

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Sheb

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Re: You are a peasant
« Reply #16 on: August 30, 2012, 02:23:48 am »
Yeah, onward to Picklington! We need to alert the king. And those voices could be goblins, better to run away.
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Re: You are a peasant
« Reply #17 on: August 30, 2012, 07:18:22 am »
Punch self in face to look like you got hurt in the accident so you won't be accused of burning down your own village when you get to Pickleland.
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Re: You are a peasant
« Reply #18 on: August 30, 2012, 02:13:15 pm »
Onward to Picklington! You go a roundabout way to avoid the voices and castle. You also decide to loot some bodies on the way out of town. You find a small waterskin full of delicious wine! You doubt the owner will be wanting it anymore, so you take it.

You leave your village far behind you for the first time in your life. You walk along the road for a really long time, but still are not in sight of Picklington. You've drunk about half your wine during the trip. It becomes dark. Do you want to camp for the night? Or press on in the dark? Also, you are even more hungry than you were before! You once again silently curse that guy who didn't bring you lunch.

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Re: You are a peasant
« Reply #19 on: August 30, 2012, 02:26:04 pm »
Consider how deep we sleep. If we go out like a light, we may not want to sleep in the open.
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Re: You are a peasant
« Reply #20 on: August 30, 2012, 02:31:38 pm »
Nah, Pickleton is a mere 10 hours away, we can't wait the next day to alert the King. Press on!
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Re: You are a peasant
« Reply #21 on: August 30, 2012, 04:44:21 pm »
Find a place to have a Hangover in the woods until morning, then press on towards Picklington.
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Re: You are a peasant
« Reply #22 on: August 30, 2012, 04:51:22 pm »
Down the rest of the wine and ignite trees as you go forward, creating a fiery line of light. Say the bandits chased you all the way near the town before backing off.
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Quote from: piecewise on December 17, 2012, 07:20:01 pm
There are words that make the booze plant possible. Just not those words.
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Alright you two. Attempt to murder each other. Last one standing gets to participate in the next test.
DIRK: Pelvic thrusts will be my exclamation points.

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Re: You are a peasant
« Reply #23 on: September 03, 2012, 10:31:56 am »
Hmm... still tied. Two for pressing on, two for spending the night. I guess I'll just randomly pick the one that sounds more interesting!

You decide to press on! You consider lighting the trees on fire, but you have nothing to light them with, so you walk on in the dark. Unfortunately, you soon hear something rather large thudding its way down the road towards you. You scramble off the road and into a bit of underbrush, its not much of a hiding spot, so you hope whatever is coming doesn't look your way.

A large, hairy, humanoid creature plods into view. It has two large horns protruding from the top of its head. You've never seen a troll before, but you'd bet your left xkitten-wool sockx that this is one! What do you do?

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Re: You are a peasant
« Reply #24 on: September 03, 2012, 11:03:23 am »
"A good night to you your lordship! Would you honor me by taking a sip of this wine?"

While the troll is drinking, run by him. Onward to Pickleton!
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Re: You are a peasant
« Reply #25 on: September 03, 2012, 11:19:08 am »
Make the loudest sounds you can to scare him off.
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Re: You are a peasant
« Reply #26 on: September 03, 2012, 03:04:50 pm »
Throw coins at the ground until you become good at it. Throw one at the eye when he notices or you feel sufficiently good at throwing.
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Quote from: piecewise on December 17, 2012, 07:20:01 pm
There are words that make the booze plant possible. Just not those words.
Quote from: piecewise on December 05, 2013, 12:00:12 pm
Alright you two. Attempt to murder each other. Last one standing gets to participate in the next test.
DIRK: Pelvic thrusts will be my exclamation points.

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Re: You are a peasant
« Reply #27 on: September 03, 2012, 07:17:33 pm »
Book it. If he catches up, put the axe in his neck.
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Re: You are a peasant
« Reply #28 on: September 03, 2012, 07:18:44 pm »
Whoops I had a game with the same name that I forgot about whoops

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Re: You are a peasant
« Reply #29 on: September 04, 2012, 05:01:43 pm »
Quote from: Descan on September 03, 2012, 07:18:44 pm
Whoops I had a game with the same name that I forgot about whoops

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To avoid any potential confusion, it looks like that game was called, "You are a Bloody Peasant."
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Quote from: daveralph1234 on October 02, 2012, 03:40:56 pm
Sorry, for a moment there I forgot we were all psychopaths.
Quote from: katana on October 25, 2012, 04:10:58 pm
Someone who has random urges to make mog juice isn't exactly going to care about the cost effectiveness of obtaining it.
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