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Author Topic: Humorous Things You've Seen Written In Public Restrooms  (Read 2855 times)

darkrider2

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Re: Humorous Things You've Seen Written In Public Restrooms
« Reply #15 on: August 28, 2012, 07:42:37 pm »
I just saw this posted on the stall door.

Dear Short Staff,

We have repeatedly found urine on the floor of this stall, We know you may have a short man complex, but please for the safety of the people who can aim, sit down when you pee.

Sincerely,

The people who CAN AIM.
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Re: Humorous Things You've Seen Written In Public Restrooms
« Reply #16 on: August 28, 2012, 10:55:44 pm »
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Re: Humorous Things You've Seen Written In Public Restrooms
« Reply #17 on: August 29, 2012, 01:09:07 am »
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« Reply #18 on: August 29, 2012, 05:31:18 am »
I saw an entire stall door devoted to some guy's tale of his amorous relations with a friend of his aunt, or something. :-\

I don't have any actually funny ones. I know I've seen a few of note, but I can't remember 'em now. Darn.
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Re: Humorous Things You've Seen Written In Public Restrooms
« Reply #19 on: August 29, 2012, 02:06:08 pm »
In my school bathroom its always:

I love X

X was here

JP na 100%

So nothing funny, just incredibly stupid
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Re: Humorous Things You've Seen Written In Public Restrooms
« Reply #20 on: August 29, 2012, 02:07:26 pm »
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I love X
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Re: Humorous Things You've Seen Written In Public Restrooms
« Reply #21 on: August 29, 2012, 02:12:48 pm »
One of the amusing ones is in one of the uni stalls:
(rough translation since it's rather hard to convey it ( English y u so poor in certain areas?!?!))
"With God's help, I'll be out of this place next year."

Under it is written:

"God didn't help."

Then there are those odd things, like that dragon emblem from Skyrim :S
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Re: Humorous Things You've Seen Written In Public Restrooms
« Reply #22 on: August 30, 2012, 04:07:15 am »
In my old school someone who came and went before me wrote this on the Inside of the Bathroom door, in huge calligraphic Letters with these little curls and squiggles:
(roughly translated, tried to preserve the rhyme, fucked up emphasis and everything else)

In this shithouse a ghost does roam
so that those who shit too long,
he bites from below in the shlong

Me? he didn't get to bite.
On his head I did shite.


And while these graffito is still the piece of poetry I love the most and will carry in my heart for the years to come, it was the effort put into it that impressed us so much that we didn't even try to modify it.
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Re: Humorous Things You've Seen Written In Public Restrooms
« Reply #23 on: August 30, 2012, 04:15:30 am »
"Fireworks or Die!"
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« Reply #24 on: August 30, 2012, 04:24:17 am »
Nothing but the very cryptic "Its on the floor".
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Re: Humorous Things You've Seen Written In Public Restrooms
« Reply #25 on: August 30, 2012, 09:45:50 am »
In the Minneapolis airport, I saw someone had scratched a full MLP image into the whole wall of the stall.
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« Reply #26 on: August 30, 2012, 11:00:59 am »
Awesome.
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« Reply #27 on: August 30, 2012, 11:03:26 am »
Quote from: nenjin on August 30, 2012, 09:45:50 am
In the Minneapolis airport, I saw someone had scratched a full MLP image into the whole wall of the stall.
Plenty of time: Someone had it.
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Re: Humorous Things You've Seen Written In Public Restrooms
« Reply #28 on: August 30, 2012, 11:10:31 am »
Not really anything apart form this once where there was a big mural of a schlong on a horse fighting a dragon.
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Re: Humorous Things You've Seen Written In Public Restrooms
« Reply #29 on: August 30, 2012, 02:07:56 pm »
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Not really anything apart form this once where there was a big mural of a schlong on a horse fighting a dragon.
Take a picture of this if you can.
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